<![CDATA[Defamer: She Said She Said]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Defamer: She Said She Said]]> http://defamer.com/tag/she said she said http://defamer.com/tag/she said she said <![CDATA[ See Heidi Swat Lauren: A David Letterman 'Hills' Primer ]]> It's time to salute David Letterman, who continues to do a great service for us, the non-Hills watcher with only a vague idea of what the hell's going on with that inexplicably popular program. Thanks to the Reality TV Catfight Reform Act of 2007, Heidi Montag was granted equal Late Show broadcast time to that of Lauren Conrad, whereupon she too was grilled by Dave on the ins and outs of their feud. Apparently, the MacGuffin propelling much of this season's warfare was a much-discussed, but yet-to-surface sex tape starring Conrad and her former lover.

In total fairness, we think it's now time to hear the men's side of the story, at which point we think we'll have all the evidence required to adequately draw our conclusions: That means not only an appearance by Montag's oily albino fiancé Spencer Pratt, but also Conrad's beer-bloated, recidivist ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler. (From his MySpace profile: "Jason Wahler®'s Interests: girls, baseball, basketball, hockey, surfing, skim boardin, music, chillin, watching tv, partys. Like i said typical guy.")

]]> Thu, 01 May 2008 11:10:00 PDT Seth http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386206&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Swanson And Eisler: 'Someone Save Us From Lloyd's Crazed, Violent Ex-Wife!' ]]> kristy%20swanson%20-%20lloyd%20eisler.jpgKristy Swanson and Lloyd Eisler have escalated their attacks against Eisler's ex-wife, Marcia O'Brien, whose assault claims against Swanson during a child-visitation exchange gone awry led to the actress's arrest in Canada on Friday night. As the former Law & Order Anna-Nicole-channeler lists her wounds, her double-Lutzing boyfriend insists to Extra that it's the woman he abandoned while eight months pregnant with his second child who is the real villain in this international domestic incident:

About her injuries, Swanson says, "I have two little ones [scratches] here; I have one on my knee. Then I had a gouge on my back....It's still sore."
Eisler adds, "There was never a time when Kristy put her hand on Marcia, never touched her. So, it's very strange to me how I get charged and she ends up with a black eye."

We'll assume Eisler was speaking for Swanson, because he has yet to "get charged" with anything. (At least in relation this matter—he was suspended from coaching after he "allegedly sent inappropriate emails to a 15-year-old female skater.") For those who require further clarification on the matter, the couple offers AccessHollywood.com their extremely lengthy version of events. It's heartening to see that chivalry is not entirely dead, however, and that the blind trust one must place in one's televised celebrity skating competition partner carries over to long after the reality TV cameras have turned off and the arena Zamboni hums to life.

]]> Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:44:21 PDT Seth http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=270292&view=rss&microfeed=true