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Don't You Forget About Me
Vh1 Goes To The Has-Been Well Once Again For Upcoming 'Heartthrobs' Show
There is no point fighting it anymore. Vh1 will continue to produce shows featuring has-been stars from our youth and, like moths to the TV screen, we'll watch them cry, urinate on themselves and make out in hot tubs until the end of time. Their newest idea will feature (shocker!) Vh1 reality vet Scott Baio mentoring eight “male teen idols” of the 80s in an effort to jump-start a comeback. Since the sad little group has yet to be revealed, we went ahead and picked two former crushworthy picks we’d most like to see week after week, and the two who might force us to cancel our cable package altogether: More »
the sure thing
Warning: Do Not File Your Nails Near Scott Baio. He Will Cry Or Possibly Throw You Out a Window
Former bonafide heartthrob and current VH1 plaything Scott Baio has resorted to trash-talking every blonde he ever dated in the opening segments of his new preggers show. Whether he's outing meth addicts or calling Denise Richards's feet "flippers," Scotty is sounding less like a 45 year-old daddy-to-be and more like a 4 or 5 year-old rapist-to-be. This week's victim? Nicolette Sheridan, currently engaged to a balding crooner and seemingly happy in her role as one of America's Most Desperate Housewives. But in this video, Scott just can't erase the traumatic memory of an incident involving Nicolette, a nail file and a potential arrest for domestic violence out of his empty head.
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When The Strike Gets Violent
· Finally: A strike video with some production values. Hallelujah!
· Proving that even in the midst of the strike that the blowing-shit-up-show must go on, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle visionary McG has reportedly signed on for Terminator 4.
· Who knew that Barack Obama was moonlighting as a Falcons cornerback in his free time?
· Baiowulf: 45, single, and fully motion-captured.
· Having already weathered one Pirates of the Caribbean-related controversy over the unconventional disposal of cremains, Disney was well-prepared to deal with rumors of unauthorized ash-dumping ceremonies inside their amusement park.
Yeah, now that they mention it, Scott Baio really is looking a little rough these days. [SuicideGirls]
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