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Send Everyone Else Home: In The Bachelor's Stacey, We Found A Slut We Can Take To Mom

It's startling to us that after the last iteration of ABC's perennial romance sweepstakes—in which Hunkiest Bachelor of Them All Brad Womack cruelly withheld a suspiciously oversized engagement ring from last-standing-soulmate Deanna, choosing instead to slip the sparkling keepsake over his own member as a gesture of narcissistic fidelity—that producers of The Bachelor would find another 25 women desperate, lonesome, and fame-whorey enough to subject themselves to similar, nationally televised humiliation.

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10:41 AM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Seth
12,463 views, 14 comments

Latest by StevieRayHalen: "I want to find a farm-a - sutiKaL that will cure something..." You can't cure stupid.... wow. and Where are all the attractive people that are NOT shallow, and actually try to help others? certainly not on reality tv... well, there was more »

romance

McDreamy And McSteamy McWish You A Very McHappy McValentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! We feel a little guilty about not having gotten you anything since that Law & Order card two years ago, so we made sure to get an early start this year combing the internets for just the right, costless gesture to show you how much you mean to us. Luckily, ABC's website had plenty of Valentine's options. Some of us gravitated to the sensual mystery of their Lost series, but for our money, nothing said romance like the horny doctors of Grey's Anatomy. Above, we've placed Seattle Grace's attending physicians side by side, in a McMindblowing battle for your affections. But for Grey's purists who like their cast Valentine's Day card collections complete, we've mocked one up featuring the second season's most conspicuously absent member. It's after the jump—and remember, everyone: We choo-choo-choose you! More »

5:45 PM on Thu Feb 14 2008
By Seth
2,040 views, 9 comments

Latest by Sweet Panda Love: Choo-choo-choose? Shouldn't that be cho-cho-choke? more »

romance

Despite Having 28 Million MySpace Friends And Sleeping With Both Sexes, Tila Tequila Needs MTV To Help Find Her A Date

In the grand tradition of Next, Dismissed, Taildaters, and a bunch of other crappy MTV dating shows we'd never be caught dead watching (OK, fine, we may have gotten sucked into a couple episodes of Room Raiders), the cable network has announced today yet another thrilling foray into the genre: On A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, contestants will be vying for the affections of MySpace's #1 agave-based celebrity:

A bisexual dating show featuring a woman who gained fame on MySpace is in the works for MTV.
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5:25 PM on Fri Sep 7 2007
By Seth
5,334 views, 6 comments

pimp romance

K-Fed Learns From Britney Mistakes, Targets Baby Momma With Active Income And Radio Connections

Kevin Federline, proud possessor of some of the most potent baby-batter in all of pimpdom, has pulled no punches in trying to negotiate custody of his children away from their increasingly unhinged mother, who will now only communicate through angry couplets scribbled into a spiral notebook and cryptic messages on her website. The National Enquirer, meanwhile, reports the "PopoZão" singer may have already found his next baby momma: More »

1:10 PM on Thu Jul 12 2007
By Seth
3,861 views, 6 comments

the death of romance

The Grazers Call It Quits: June 2007 Edition

Sad news: The marriage of superproducer Brian Grazer and novelist/screenwriter/grudging blogger Gigi Levangie, which provided the rich source material for parallel publishing and basic cable miniseries empires, is over (again), reports today's Page Six, a seismic development that is sure to crack the foundations of even the sturdiest of industry unions in sympathy, flooding the local dating scene with newly liberated Hollywood war brides. Publicists and anonymous sources agree that the split, which comes about a year after the couple's trial Cruising of last summer, was a friendly one: More »

8:38 AM on Thu Jun 14 2007
By Mark
6,289 views, 23 comments

Latest by Dusty in the Wind: I smell PR stunt. more »