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crack job

Please Give A Warm Welcome To The Newest Celebrity Scientologist, Mr. Pete Doherty

Having (so far) failed to entice British power duo Posh 'n Becks into their ever-growing nest of celebrity Scientologists, Tom Cruise and Co. have apparently decided that their next best approach to conquering Great Britain is to aim a few notches lower on the celebrity totem pole. The Sun is reporting that 2007 tabloid fixture Pete Doherty is "is hooked on the barmy religion which believes humans are an exiled race from outer space" [Ed. Note - Barmy?] and that he "has bought a pile of books on the subject" ever since falling into the sack with a Scientologist DJ (presumably not Danny Masterson, but you never know). But if we were running the CoS, we'd be a wee bit nervous about inducting Doherty into the clan; despite having killed more brain cells than Ozzy Osbourne, Pete's not exactly the kind of guy one should entrust with keeping secrets.

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9:10 AM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Molly Friedman
1,781 views, 14 comments

Latest by Benovite: @Seth: Out of curiousity what was the talk behind the scenes that resulted in the original picture being taken down? more »

killing her softly

Is Kate Moss' Newest Boy Toy Just Pete Doherty 2.0?

Sad news for Kate Moss-aholics out there: the controversially hot-or-not former supermodel is engaged to another dirty-looking rocker, Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills. Judging by her former paramours, like Johnny Depp, Lemonheads frontman Evan Dando and our all-time favorite kitten-loving junkie, Pete Doherty, it's no surprise that W's April cover girl has fallen for another rough-around-the-edges bad boy. But must he look like such an eerie cross-breed of Pete and Amy Winehouse's Romeo, Blake Fielder-Civil? And more importantly, why does Kate insist on slobbering all over his neck? More pictures of the two new lovebirds, and what the notoriously vicious British tabloids have deemed Kate's vampire-like behavior, after the jump. More »

2:51 PM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Molly Friedman
1,477 views, 9 comments

Latest by NotReadyForPrimeTime: Wait, didn't these two just get arrested for dancing on Jim Morrison's grave? more »

we are all on drugs

The United Nations Turns Its Attention From Silly Issues Like War And Famine To Focus On 'Glamorized' Celebrity Drug Use

Forget Darfur, Iraq and figuring out that whole peace in the Middle East messiness; the UN is currently most concerned with figuring out why the kiddies love crackheads and drunks like Pete Doherty and Lindsay Lohan so damn much! According to the NY Daily News, a United Nations narcotics committee thinks that "Celebrities are often involved in illicit drug trafficking or in illicit drug use and this is glamorized." Oh the glamour of it all. After all, nothing makes us want to hit the pipe harder than seeing Pete Doherty smoke down with his kitten. And we've never wanted a drink so badly until we saw those positively French Vogue-worthy images of Lindsay double-fisting shots. We have a feeling you'll feel the "glamour" of it all racing through your soon-to-be-poisoned veins after taking a look at our gallery of the best moments in downright gorgeous coke-nosed, passed-out, nodding-off celebrity history: More »

1:34 PM on Thu Mar 6 2008
By Molly Friedman
1,911 views, 7 comments

Latest by Cacafuego: Remember the "Back Stage" pages in CRAWDADDY, where we got to see Rod Stewart, Keith Richards, etc. all drooling on themselves or sitting in their own waste? Did any of that sink in on the kids reading it? Doubt it. more »