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Short Ends: Judith Regan Vs. The Jewish Mafia's Book Publishing Division
· Scary Hollywood Lawyer Bert Fields says that just-shitcanned HarperCollins editor Judith Regan doesn't "have an anti-Semitic bone in her body"—you know, except for the bones that allegedly think a "Jewish cabal" in the book publishing world is out to get her.Pauly Shore has poor table manners.
Comedy Feature Writing 101: "Think Ben Stiller."
David Mamet explains how Hollywood is like cocaine ("You cannot understand its attraction until you are doing it. And when you are doing it, you are insane"; also, it turns you into a motormouth with the shits), and then reveals the hidden connection between Asperger's Syndrome and moviemaking.
Matt Damon: Angelina Jolie is way too good a piece of ass to be married to the inattentive CIA schlub he plays in The Good Shepherd.
pauly shore
Yesterday, when we pointed out the video clip which seemed to depict Pauly Shore as the victim of semi-senseless heckler-on-comedian violence in an Odessa, TX comedy club, we neglected to raise the possibility that the incident was some kind of publicity stunt meant to capitalize on the red-hot "blurry videos of loud-mouthed stand-ups clashing with audience members" trend recently popularized by edgy performance artist Michael Richards, content to believe that the patron was provoked enough to punch Shore in the mouth. Today, an anonymous e-mailer (whose reliability we can't vouch for, so we'll just throw this out there in the interest of lively, high-minded debate) claims that the punch was staged and shot in multiple takes at the conclusion of the show, forcing us to confront the unpleasant idea that a performer of Shore's stature would stage such a thing for the fleeting attention it might bring. (Remembering, of course, that this is a wily trickster who put out a movie called Pauly Shore Is Dead while not actually being dead.) Does the punch actually connect? Was it thrown by cynical design, or in genuine, heartfelt anger? We don't have the answers, but urge you to watch the video a few dozen more times in an attempt to puzzle through these questions on your own. More »
Pauly Shore Vs. The Angry Heckler: Confronting The Ugly Hoax Question
Yesterday, when we pointed out the video clip which seemed to depict Pauly Shore as the victim of semi-senseless heckler-on-comedian violence in an Odessa, TX comedy club, we neglected to raise the possibility that the incident was some kind of publicity stunt meant to capitalize on the red-hot "blurry videos of loud-mouthed stand-ups clashing with audience members" trend recently popularized by edgy performance artist Michael Richards, content to believe that the patron was provoked enough to punch Shore in the mouth. Today, an anonymous e-mailer (whose reliability we can't vouch for, so we'll just throw this out there in the interest of lively, high-minded debate) claims that the punch was staged and shot in multiple takes at the conclusion of the show, forcing us to confront the unpleasant idea that a performer of Shore's stature would stage such a thing for the fleeting attention it might bring. (Remembering, of course, that this is a wily trickster who put out a movie called Pauly Shore Is Dead while not actually being dead.) Does the punch actually connect? Was it thrown by cynical design, or in genuine, heartfelt anger? We don't have the answers, but urge you to watch the video a few dozen more times in an attempt to puzzle through these questions on your own. More »
pauly shore
We'd never recommend that a comedy club patron, no matter how offended he felt over a comic's reflexive response to his poor audience etiquette, take to the stage to settle a grievance; as we've all learned from the last few weeks in Michael Richards news, a club is a peaceful place where people come together to celebrate their differences through the art of stand-up without confrontations of any kind. But over the weekend in Odessa, TX, a man displeased with Biodome superstar Pauly Shore's attempts to quiet some hecklers so that he could continue on with his comedic insights into the human condition without further interruption shattered the peace with a right hook to Shore's face. In the above video of the incident, apparently captured by another patron at the club, it's hard to tell if the comedian got in a shot of his own, other than the "Fuck all you fuckin' white trash [unintelligible]" he offered as he followed the police officer subduing his attacker off-stage. Normally, we'd send you off with an exhortation to enjoy the clip, but given the circumstances, we'd rather you quietly lament the blow this regrettable incident has dealt to audience/comedian relations as you squint through repeated viewings, trying to discern the exact moment of impact in the murky footage. More »
Pauly Shore Vs. The Angry Heckler
We'd never recommend that a comedy club patron, no matter how offended he felt over a comic's reflexive response to his poor audience etiquette, take to the stage to settle a grievance; as we've all learned from the last few weeks in Michael Richards news, a club is a peaceful place where people come together to celebrate their differences through the art of stand-up without confrontations of any kind. But over the weekend in Odessa, TX, a man displeased with Biodome superstar Pauly Shore's attempts to quiet some hecklers so that he could continue on with his comedic insights into the human condition without further interruption shattered the peace with a right hook to Shore's face. In the above video of the incident, apparently captured by another patron at the club, it's hard to tell if the comedian got in a shot of his own, other than the "Fuck all you fuckin' white trash [unintelligible]" he offered as he followed the police officer subduing his attacker off-stage. Normally, we'd send you off with an exhortation to enjoy the clip, but given the circumstances, we'd rather you quietly lament the blow this regrettable incident has dealt to audience/comedian relations as you squint through repeated viewings, trying to discern the exact moment of impact in the murky footage. More »
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