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'The View' Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen

· We have a solution to the global energy crisis: harness Patricia Heaton's mouth! (We especially like the stormy thought-bubble over Barbara Walter's head reading, "Wrap it up, you long-winded hag." Nice touch!) [The View]
· Were you, like us, expecting Disney Hall to transform into a giant, Iron Man-pulverizing, mechanized beast? Oh well. There's always the sequel. [Curbed LA]
· Finally, we get confirmation of the "Mr. Big Kicks-It" rumor that has been plaguing our dreams for months. The truth is...Mr. Big...definitely doesn't...not...live! Maybe! [USAToday.com]
· And finally: George Clooney rocking a tux the way a tux was meant to be rocked. [Faded Youth Blog]

5:50 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Seth
7,803 views, 15 comments

Latest by n/a: Well - after dissing Barb's entire career and stepping on Whoppi's line maybe the flailing arm thing is just a desperate attempt to not fall off the couch! more »

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Missing: One Celebrity Belly Button And One Sense Of Inhibition

It's no longer shocking to see a celebrity waltzing around the beach post-op (Courtney Love, anyone?) but, thankfully, most celebs remember to remove their bandages before donning their itsy bitsys. But what if said bandages are there for life? And in the form of their own flesh? Well, if they belong to surgery-happy Patricia Heaton, we will all have the pleasure of viewing them! In light of recent photos showing Ray Romano's television wife in her bikini and missing one bellybutton, the Huffington Post dug up some slightly unreadable details on the magically disappearing must-have and the revelations, like the photos, are not pretty:

"My belly button was herniated. Then there was that skin that hung there. It didn't work to suck it in. It wouldn't have mattered if I had done 1,000 sit-ups. "
More pictures, if you dare, after the jump.

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11:41 AM on Tue Mar 11 2008
By Molly Friedman
28,703 views, 47 comments

Latest by jasonelias: Those pics gave me a soft-on. more »