paris undercover
Paris Hilton spent millions of dollars on a dress for the Academy Awards and was
totally looking forward to
sleeping networking with industry players come Sunday night. However, according to England's (not entirely reputable)
Daily Star, Paris
has been banned from the awards this year. She allegedly cried "hot salty tears" when she got the news, but we think that has less to do with missing out on the experience of seeing Jon Stewart read G-rated jokes off a teleprompter and more about not being able to cavort around the Governor's Ball with whoever's currently playing the
Shirtless Young Poolboy on
Desperate Housewives these days. However, with a little luck and the help of her
infamous brown wig, she might just be able to crash the party after all.
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