Defamer: Nsfw

Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

Mark Graham — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:30:00 PDT

Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this point, we've probably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest porn that the Internets have to offer, we'd bet you dollars to donuts that none of you ever typed the words "Mini-Me Sex Tape" into Google looking to get off. That is, until now. According to our friends at TMZed:

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

While we are still too mortified by the sight of Verne Troyer frenching some ho to properly collect our thoughts, we will go out on a limb and say that this sex tape will certainly prove to be more exciting that that snoozer of a vid that Kim Kardashian put out. And if the publicity gods are willing, maybe this means renewed hope for The Love Guru's second weekend at the box office, after all. Then again, let's hope not. See you in Gomorrah, peeps!

Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes [TMZ]

Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'

Molly Friedman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:45:58 PDT

Judd Apatow has fulfilled his promise to "shake Americans from their squeamishness about male anatomy in movies" by featuring Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Jason Segel completely nude in the movie's pivotal break-up scene. And as the LAT pointed out yesterday, Segel's manhood provides the film's "most captivating screen presence" (sorry, Kristen Bell). But Apatow and his cool comedy clique aren't the first ones to boldly focus their cinematic lens on male actors' full frontal displays. We took a look back on Segel's predecessors to showcase other (pun intended) ballsy big-screen cameos by the likes of Bruce Willis and Ewan McGregor after the jump. Just a warning, this is NSFW.

Back in 1994 when Bruce Willis was still with Demi and still managed to maintain that sexy tough guy image, he revealed the full monty in Color Of Night. And the industry's most dedicated fan of showing off his package, Ewan McGregor, memorably lounged naked throughout several scenes in Young Adam. And we all remember the time from a chiseled Kevin Bacon subtly proved to the world how lucky Kyra Sedgwick is via steamy shower scene in Wild Things.

Before Ewan McGregor, Harvey Keitel was Hollywood's go-to full-frontal actor, stripping down for both Bad Lieutenant and The Piano. But our all-time favorite appearance by a male actor's schlong has to go to Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights. Yes, it was a hefty prosthetic, and no, we don't learn just how much junk Marky Mark is packing, but the highly anticipated revelation of Dirk Diggler's legendary package was worth waiting two porn-y hours for back in 1997.

[Photo credits: Entertainment Weekly, Celebritycandids.com, nudemalestars.com, Maxim, malecelebrities.biz]

'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL' LETS IT ALL HANG OUT [LAT]

Unfortunate Ad Placement Brings Disney Into Brave NSFW World

STV — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:15:24 PDT

Occasionally, when the planets align just so and the sun strikes the Earth at the exact right location, we witness that rarest of phenomena known as Disney Ads on Smut Sites. Or at least that's what gutter-minded rabblerouser Drunken Stepfather calls it, having caught as many as six different instances of Walt Disney World Web ads aligned beside Egotastic's recent coverage of sex tapes, flashings and other NSFW (and definitely NSFDW) mini-scandals.

"I was pretty shocked to see Goofy staring back at me," writes depraved DS proprietor Jesus Martinez, capturing the stunning quality of this galactic event in one of his few moments of media-critical clarity. Of course, we know as well as anyone how accidents can happen in the vagaries of ad networks, but the prospects for Pluto to grin at us with a bone in his mouth while a would-be Lindsay Lohan plays metaphorical tit-for-tat inches away... well, folks, that's just pure, head-exploding magic.

Disney Advertises on Smut Sites [Drunken Stepfather]

Lohan And Leto Kill John Lennon

Mark — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:06:21 PST

Confident that she's honed her acting chops sharper than a coke-flecked razor blade on the whetstone of Herbie: Fully Loaded and fifteen minutes on the set of Robert Altman's A Prairie Home Companion, Lindsay Lohan accepts her greatest challenge yet: trying to remember her lines while staring into Jared Leto's pretty, vacant eyes. According to today's Variety, Lohan has signed on to star opposite rumored real-life hump-buddy Leto in Chapter 27, a film about the murder of John Lennon. Leto will channel Lennon assassin Mark David Chapman, while Lohan plays a Lennon fan who gets friendly with Chapman right before he kills the pop icon. The pairing should make for some fascinating conversation on the shoot, with Leto reclining in his trailer, idly strumming a guitar, and musing, "Like, I'm a musician? So I totally understand what it's like to have all these people love you, and, like, have one jealous dude who wants to kill you? I can connect with that. So, like, I'm coming at this from both sides. It's a total mindfuck." To which Lohan will coo, "Totally, baby. Um, also, you're laying on my hair?"

Lohan, Leto file 'Chapter' [Variety]

What's On Paris Hilton's Ass? Post-Halloween Edition

Mark — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:29:53 PST

There's really no more satisfying way to kick off a Wednesday morning than to take an inventory of items affixed to Paris Hilton's ass. The tail is a clear indication to potential mates that she's ready to screw like a rabbit, but the nearby birth-control patch suggests that this bunny doesn't completely ignore her reproductive health. Not pictured: twin tubes of Astroglide replacing the costume's original set of boring, fuzzy ears.

Paris “Lazy Left Eye” Hilton [Hollywood Tuna]
Previously: Paris Hilton's Mystery Patch [Defamer]
Things On Paris Hilton’s Body: An Update [Defamer]