Mike 'Boogie' Malin Fails To Fly After Tumbling Through Les Deux Skylight

To the casual onlooker, Mike "Boogie" Malin leads an existence worth coveting: a self-made nightlife entrepreneur with first pick of the aspiring-starlet veal, Malin is perhaps most famous for quarantining himself on national TV and walking away from the experience $1 million richer. But there's an ugly underside to life in the Hollywood fast lane, strewn with suspicious growths, nights in Denver jail, partners accused of rape, and now, courtesy of Eater LA, this:

"Rumor has it that Mike "Boogie" Malin (partner of the dolce group and winner of big brother 7) fell thru the skylight last Friday night at Les Deux and was rushed to the hospital."

Les Deux Owner Lonnie Moore Accused Of Rape

Because nothing says Christmas like the sound of a self-inking stamper ka-chunking the word "FILED" onto a criminal complaint accusing one of L.A.'s most high-profile nightlife impresarios of rape, we bring you this disturbing story: Last August, Skye-Anne Smith was an underage patron of local professional catfighting arena Les Deux. She claims Dolce Group co-owner Lonnie Moore, partner of Big Brother All-Stars winner Mike "Boogie" Malin, plied her with drinks, then led her to what she believed was the VIP area, but was actually a dimly lit "manager's lounge" equipped with a bed:

A 19-year-old girl has filed a lawsuit against Les Deux nightclub, claiming she was plied with alcohol and then anally and vaginally raped by the owner.

Mike "Boogie" Malin: The World Series Mugshot

In noting yesterday that Geisha House and Ketchup mastermind Mike "Boogie" Malin had spent 15 hours in a Denver jail cell after allegedly assaulting a waitress while catching the fourth game of the World Series at a local sports bar, we realize we had nothing by way of hard evidence—no stained foam fingers, no eyewitness accounts of viciously administered wet-willies, not even a booking photo—by which to back up our claims. Fortunately, the mugshot-procuring-professionals at The Smoking Gun quickly came through with this handsome addition to the walls National Celebrity Mugshot Gallery, with its signature feature—an enigmatic, demi-smile—suggesting unfettered glee over the Red Sox's recent win tempered by a healthy dose of sheepish, waitress-groping regret.

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Mike 'Boogie' Malin Celebrates Boston's World Series Victory In A Denver Jail Cell

It seems The Dolce Group restaurant impresario and Big Brother All-Stars $1 million-winner Mike Malin, whom last we checked in with for his weekly penile-wart singeing, wound up in a Denver jail cell after allegedly demonstrating a little too much enthusiasm over the Boston Red Sox's recent World Series victory. Eater LA has the scoop:

We're tipped off that Mike Malin spent 15 hours in a jail cell following Game 4 of the World Series "for allegedly assaulting a waitress at a local sports bar."

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