guessing games
Thus far,
Riches star
Minnie Driver has given the public three wildly different answers to anyone inquiring who knocked up the card-carrying member of that annoyingly massive Celebrity-Slash-Singer subset. Among the potential
baby daddies she's flung out into the media’s clutches?
The Easter Bunny,
musician Craig Zolezzi, and yes, God him or herself. And six months into her pregnancy, Driver has defiantly and coyly kept her lips sealed, until now. In a recent interview with the UK’s
Independent, she
finally released two very telling details: the guy is British, and "sort of in the same business." Our guesses lie after the jump, but we leave it to you, loyal Defamer readers, to solve the mystery:
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Guardian reporter Sean Michaels has
discovered a sort of epistolary parallel universe in which
A Clockwork Orange is a late-'60s time capsule from hell: A recently unearthed letter from the period propositioned director
John Schlesinger — presumably between his Oscar-winning films
Darling and
Midnight Cowboy — to helm the film with
Mick Jagger in the lead. It gets better:
The Beatles were reportedly interested in contributing songs. Alas, Schlesinger evidently had a problem with novelist Anthony Burgess's infamous ultraviolence; "the film's extreme delinquency wasn't 'the sort of subject I particularly want to tackle,' " the director told executive producer Si Litvinoff, thus opening the door for
Stanley Kubrick's dystopic 1971 masterwork starring
Malcolm McDowell. Michaels spends a few minutes fancying the alternate Jagger/Beatles version, but really, we'd rather not imagine this at all unless... no. Just no. Sorry we even brought it up. No. [
The Guardian]
defamer on the spot
Because our Sunday wouldn't have been the same without at least four hours committed to work, Defamer crashed yesterday's U.S. press conference for the new
Martin Scorsese/Rolling Stones concert film
Shine a Light. It's not half-bad for Stones or Scorsese fans, with a rangy set list and intoxicating camerawork that both might run a little long for the average viewer. Not easily starstruck, we nevertheless felt a mild succession of twinges upon the band and their director's entrance ("Holy shit,
Keith Richards really
does look like that," etc.), none more acute than when a Paramount publicist, clearly by accident, let us sneak a question in.
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mick jagger
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week. We're not picky (note semi-regular guest star by Bai Ling), so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the most recent time you spotted the Bruckaneer rolling into the Grove.
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