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Even If Michelle Rodriguez 'Fucks A Dog', Don't Even Think About Reporting It

After all her fun-filled DUIs and failures to properly account for them, we expect nothing but the nastiest quotes to drip from jailbird Michelle Rodriguez's mouth. And most recently, she's directing her curse-filled anger towards we, the media. As the SCRAM bracelet-wearing actress tells Latina, anyone who dares to hypothesize about her sexuality and whether she likes girls or boys is just plain "slime":
"What the majority of [people] want to know is what I'm doing with my vagina, and I think that that's sick. What do you care who I'm dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick."
More of Michelle's assertions on why we shouldn't care if she "fucks a dog" after the jump. More »

2:50 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By Molly Friedman
4,730 views, 17 comments

Latest by n/a: It's someone's fate, then, to be run over by a sullen drunk driver who doesn't know what she likes in bed (or rather in the bathroom). more »

short ends

Rickrolling The Baby

· Sure, Rickrolling is a fun way to amuse yourself while harmlessly pranking your friends. But were you aware it might have added benefits, such as quieting your cranky infant? [YouTube]
· Meet Tricia Walsh Smith, who's harnessed the power of YouTube and a Magic: The Gathering deck to totally out her sleazebag of a Broadway producer ex-husband. [YouTube]
· "Sign district" status for downtown and K-Town brings us one step closer to the blinking neon, replicant-infested L.A. we all wish would get here already. [Curbed LA]
· Kim Cattrall is thrilled to star alongside Daniel Radcliffe in PBS's Samantha and Harry Potter Try Something Period and Artsy-Fartsy For a Change of Pace. [AP]
· Michelle Rodriguez on her sexuality: ""What the majority of [people] want to know is what I'm doing with my vagina, and I think that that's sick." Translation: Not putting penises in it! [latina.com]

6:00 PM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By Seth
2,001 views, 14 comments

Latest by Pomalina: @OldTowneTavern: Oh thank you thank you thank you for this. Just made my week. (My toddler not so impressed, however.) more »

hollywood privacywatch

The Jake And Reese Love Train Makes A Stop At Mozza

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you noticed Dennis Rodman manhandling a minor at Koi.

In today's episode: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, and Jamie Lee Curtis; Michael Douglas and Michelle Rodriguez; Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor; Mark McGrath; Dustin Hoffman; Billy Joel; Romany Malco; Joseph Gordon-Levitt; Dennis Rodman; Zachary Quinto; John Legend; Danny Masterson; Dina Meyer; Louie Anderson; Robert Wisdom; Jocelyn Wildenstein; Jim Jones; and Constantine Maroulis.

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2:09 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Seth
7,706 views, 11 comments

TMZ's reporting Michelle Rodriguez has been released from Lynwood today, 163 days short of the 180 she was sentenced to. Last we checked, Kief is still in the Glendale City Jail on Day 37 of his 48-day stint. Like the table of Ye Rustic regulars loudly bemoaning his absence over Jager shots last night, we've got to ask: Where is the justice? [TMZ]

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'lost' casualties in cellblock 9

Presenting Your Michelle Rodriguez Back-In-Jail Mugshot Keepsake For The Holidays

True, celebrity mugshots bring us joy all year round, but there's something about the final few of the year, as reassuring as a Happy Everything card dropped in our mailbox from an old friend, that truly touches us in the most tender quadrants of our hearts: a happy reminder that regardless of what strife is thrown at us, life in Hollywood will go on. And so we share with you this booking photo of stalwart recidivist Michelle Rodriguez, who checked herself into former Hilton-rehabilitating facility Lynwood on Sunday for the first of a Kiefer-eclipsing 180-day sentence for failing to perform court-ordered community service and drinkin' on the SCRAM.

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9:43 AM on Mon Dec 24 2007
By Seth
2,809 views, 4 comments

Latest by Tenno: You know, I'm not sure why, but something tells me, well, that girl just likes her a little nip off the bottle and then a nice, long vacation with a thousand other women. I mean honestly, can you fault her? more »

trade roundup

Fox Planning 'Prison Break: Chicks In Lock-Up Edition'

ยท Why does it take the threat of a strike for people to start cranking out the truly genius ideas? Fox has ordered a script that could generate a Prison Break spin-off set in a women's penitentiary, a project that would be perfect for Michelle Rodriguez once she concludes some previous obligations. [THR]
· ABC's Cavemen inches ever closer to joining Viva Laughlin in the Fall season's "bold TV experiments canceled too soon to see how terrible they could eventually become" club, drawing its lowest key demo ratings to date. Somewhere, Hugh Jackman's wife sheds a tear in sympathy. [Variety]

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11:33 AM on Wed Oct 24 2007
By Mark
1,354 views, 3 comments

Latest by Miss d: Wow - Kev's career is firmly staying D-grade... more »

recidivism

Michelle Rodriguez Sent Back To Jail For Continuing To Behave Like Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez will be returning to jail, TMZ reports alongside one of their trademarked mid-hiccup screen grabs, for having repeatedly violated the terms of her DUI parole. (More specifically for lying about having fulfilled her 30 days of community service.) She was sentenced to 120 days in jail, though the judge did not specify if those were Richie days or Hilton days, meaning the Lost casualty could wind up again out in under five hours and partying the same night at the Roosevelt, or forced to live out the full four months among a "primal crew" of like-minded lady convincts who live for their Friday night soap-dice craps games and extreme salt-fighting championships.

5:32 PM on Wed Oct 10 2007
By Seth
1,384 views, 1 comment

Latest by Trackback: We usually bring StarWatch to you on Thursdays, but our StarWatch helper is out of town. See a celeb "discover" your secret spot? Out them here. DOMINICK'S: On Monday, we saw Michelle Rodriguez dining alone. more »

debts to society

Did Michelle Rodriguez Fall Off The Parole-Adherence Wagon?

While repeat DUI-offender Michelle Rodriguez's employment woes have been temporarily staved off, having won a role in James Cameron's hotly anticipated Avatar, her legal troubles continue to come up on her like a Spam-and-cheese sandwich after one too many after-work Scorpion Bowls. At issue is an L.A. parole violation for her drunk driving arrest in Hawaii, for which she was sentenced to 60 days in jail, and which, in typical celebrity justice fashion, turned into 4 hours and 27 minutes of hard time, and 30 mandated days of community service. Now prosecutors are claiming she came up short, and lied about the days she claimed she did work:

Prosecutors in Los Angeles want the former "Lost" star's probation on several charges including hit and run and driving under the influence, revoked for allegedly failing to fulfill her community service obligations.
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3:44 PM on Fri Sep 28 2007
By Seth
1,513 views, Comment

side projects

Michelle Rodriguez's Multi-Cultural Clothing Line Temporarily Fills The Career Void

One of the exciting side-projects bouncing around in the head of underemployed Lost casualty and happy-hour road menace Michelle Rodriguez has finally gotten off the ground: The actress is currently covering the globe in search of rich and eclectic foreign cultures she can rip off take inspiration from while designing Ishkadada, her vaguely pan-ethnic line of clothing: More »

4:48 PM on Thu Jul 12 2007
By Seth
1,776 views, 9 comments

denials

Until She Reaches 'I'm Gay' Levels Of Exposure, Michelle Rodriguez Likes Men

In the grand tradition of Lindsay Lohan's Gore-entreating, fully adequite call to arms, and Courtney Love's 53 New Year's Resolutions Towards a Less Demon-Plagued Me, comes yet another worthy addition to the canon of incomprehensible celebrity manifestos. This time, the author is Lost casualty and repeat DUI offender Michelle Rodriguez, who responds on her website forum to lesbian magazine Curve for outing her based on "their own suspicions." Well, despite Kristanna Loken's unsubtle hints in the past that the two had been shacking up, it's simply not so, says Rodriguez. We think: More »

2:13 PM on Fri May 4 2007
By Seth
6,890 views, 24 comments

Latest by Creepmouse: We look forward to seeing Rodriguez waving from the back seat of a convertible Cadillac as she grand marshals this year's Actors Who Conveniently Skirt and/or Flat-Out Deny the Issue in the Name of Advancing One's Career Pride parade. She can more »

michelle rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez Tells Her Side Of The Multiple-DUI Story

Michelle Rodriguez, who last year found her Lost character falling victim to a network-president-ordered /showrunner-sanctioned hit, is no stranger to the wrong side of the law, having served time both in LA and Hawaii for various well-publicized DUI offenses. "But what's her side of the story?" you've not likely asked yourself. The Lost Blog guides us to Rodriguez's own site, where she finally opens up about the rough justice she suffered at the hands of the corrupt American penal system that forced her to do 4 hours and 27 minutes of a 60-day sentence. It's all in there: The cockroach droppings! The alcohol-sensing robo-bracelet! The disparity between TV and film payscales! Read on, if you dare: More »

12:08 PM on Tue Feb 20 2007
By Seth
6,028 views, 13 comments

Latest by raincoaster: I can't get over the image of her 28 acres galloping madly out of sight like the pinto in the finale of Hidalgo. Go, spunky little acreage, go!!! more »

gays

Kristanna Loken Insists Sound Of Michelle Rodriguez Shouting 'When You Coming Back To Bed, Baby?' Entirely In Reporter's Imagination

Kristanna Loken, who hit the public's radar somewhere around the time Arnold Schwarzenegger slammed her T-X deathbot's head into a toilet bowl in Terminator 3, was asked recently by The Advocate about rumors that she and BloodRayne co-star Michelle Rodriguez's mutual, vampiric bloodlust had spilled off the set and into their personal lives: More »

5:12 PM on Tue Nov 14 2006
By Seth
9,154 views, 8 comments

michelle rodriguez

We Are Not Even Going To Pretend That This Post Is Anything More Than An Excuse To Use The Phrase 'Pantomime Vagina'


When frequently incarcerated actress Michelle Rodriguez was recently asked how she passed the time during her brief, yet eventful, recent stints in jail, she gamely demonstrated her most memorable night in lock-up using nothing more than her own armpit and a pantomime vagina helpfully provided by a nearby fan. Onlookers were initially stunned by the display, but by the time she finished her impromptu, bravura performance, she was basking in their lusty applause. More »

7:41 PM on Thu Jul 6 2006
By Mark
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Michelle Rodriguez Spends Her First Night Of Prison At The Trop

When it came to her 60-day LA County jail sentence for violating parole by getting arrested in Hawaii on a DUI charge, Michelle Rodriguez was prepared to "do what you got to do." In the end, however, all she had to do was 4 hours and 27 minutes of hard time, upon which she was released because of overcrowding:
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7:06 PM on Tue May 30 2006
By Seth
1,365 views, 5 comments

michelle rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez To Leap Into France's Loving Arms Following Latest Prison Stint

TMZ.com's compassionate brand of stalkerazzism is on glorious display in this video of them hounding Michelle Rodriguez during her last-minute shopping excursion before starting a 60-day LA County prison stint for violating parole. (Though we're not sure what she could possibly need right now. Maybe some of those automatically replenishing doggie bowls?) Looking not at all like someone thrilled to embark on a two-month adventure of gypsy-discovery, Rodriguez graciously submits to the barrage of nosy questions, offering about her time behind bars, "You do what you got to do." She also opens up about future plans: "I'm moving to France...You know, people don't bother you there." We're not sure which people she's referring to. If it's the paparazzi, 5 million "Goodbye England's Rose" single-purchasers would beg to differ. If it's those pesky, DUI pooh-poohing police, we think she'll be dismayed to discover that France is full of them, and that they have entirely low tolerance thresholds for excuses along the lines of, "But in America, we swerve on the other side of the street!" More »

4:27 PM on Thu May 25 2006
By Seth
297 views, 3 comments

Latest by hotrod: Nice try, MRod. I don't remember anyone paying attention until you started racking up the DUI's and jail time. hmmm... more »

michelle rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez Looking Forward to 60 More Days Of Prison 'Me Time'

The only thing that seems to fire Michelle Rodriguez's pistons faster than the thought of $2 Mojito Madness night and the ensuing, S-shaped joyride home, is the hard time she has to do once she gets caught. Rodriguez made her 65-hour stint in a Hawaiian prison sound like an overnight pajama party with the Pink Ladies. ("It was so cool....Drawing pictures for everybody on their shirts...singing showtunes with the girls.") Since the crime violated parole for a previous arrest in LA, Rodriguez was undoubtedly thrilled to learn she's been sentenced to an additional 60 days of jail time: More »

5:38 PM on Mon May 22 2006
By Seth
200 views, 6 comments

Latest by P33KAJ3W: I hope some bull dyke shanks her. more »

michelle rodriguez

How Michelle Rodriguez Spent Her Summer Incarceration

Somewhat unsurprisingly, serial drunken joyrider and former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez did not find being locked up for 65 hours with several hundred hard-bodied hardened, female criminals to be a cruel and unusual punishment. To hear her describe it, her weekend in all-girl detention was wall-to-wall talent shows and arts and crafts classes: More »

6:05 PM on Thu May 11 2006
By Mark
656 views, 5 comments

lost

Michelle Rodriguez Blames Bad Behavior On Steroids

The Honolulu Star Bulletin was on hand at yesterday's sentencing of repeat offender Michelle "The Drunk and The Furious" Rodriguez, who opted for a five-day prison sentence (she has four days left to serve) over 240 hours of community service. The report notes several bizarre comments made by the actress, including a plea for leniency on the grounds that she only got her driver's license seven years earlier for a "car racing movie" and that all of her driving experience "started and was acquired from car racing school." Even stranger was her explanation of her wild belligerence upon her arrest, during which she dared the cops to "put a gun to my head and shoot me!": More »

2:31 PM on Wed Apr 26 2006
By Seth
553 views, 1 comment

Latest by matto: Back when I lived in Honolulu, I also had a lot of problems with cockroach resin. It got so bad that I tried rolling joints instead of putting them in my bong; but the cockroaches are surprisingly hard to keep lit. more »

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