love letters
It's safe to say that every celebrity,
even Artie Lange, has their fair share of fans with crushes on them. But when the celebrity in question happens to be the Amazonian Tarantino muse
Uma Thurman, this group of lovey-dovey fans will naturally include at least a few nutcases. Enter
Jack Jordan, the soft-spoken schizo whose stalking enterprise
we filled you in on earlier this week. But today, on the third day of his trial in New York, the actress finally took the stand herself
to deliver her testimony. As the
NY Times reports, Thurman began by describing a card Jordan had delivered to her trailer while she was filming
My Super Ex-Girlfriend:
On the front was a dreamy pastel store-bought image of a small blonde girl, a spray of pink flowers and a dove...On the back was a crude pen and ink drawing of a male stick figure walking off the edge of an Acme razor blade into an open grave.
But Jordan's doodles came with thought balloons! And fragmented romantic dialogue! More after the jump:
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