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Tom Cruise Might Want Someone To Fix His Nazi-Hair Before His Next TV Interview


Employing a diversion tactic not completely dissimilar from the one a scandal-plagued Halle Berry recently used in the brain-smoothing presentation of her pregnancy-enhanced cleavage, Lions for Lambs star Tom Cruise renders viewers of the above interview incapable of processing his largely meaningless promotional words through a simple hairstyle choice. At best, his mesmerized audience will finish the clip with a vague desire to lick its collective fingers and smooth back the distracting strands of hair from his forehead, wondering why his stylist didn't undo his Valkyrie Nazi-cut before allowing him to go on camera in support of a different project.

1:21 PM on Thu Nov 1 2007
By Mark
3,455 views, 4 comments

Latest by FlangeSqueal: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy that this movie has fallen flat - United Artists down the toilet! Tiny Tom gets use big words and gets to hang around with two real actors...but he's still a high-school dropout and he's STILL dyslexic! Good that more »

Wonder what Tom Cruise has been up to recently besides scrapping with the Scientology-hating Germans who want to stop him from killing Hitler? Fighting with Meryl Streep, apparently, in Lions for Lambs. [Moviefone]

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