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Ugly Lindsay

Beyond being an early adopter of the Zipfur coat-sharing system that allows you to borrow an $11,000 mink, use it, then leave it for the next wearer at a designated drop-off point, Lindsay Lohan has been busier than ever with her various acting pursuits. Above, the first photos of her upcoming guest-starring appearance on ABC's Ugly Betty. The images hint at Betty's little-known past spent incarcerated in an all-girls' juvie hall.

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10:05 AM on Wed May 7 2008
By Seth
3,037 views, 6 comments

Latest by N/A: Maybe LeLo can carry some of Bradford's frozen sperm if it doesn't take with Christina.Only problem LeLo doesn't seem to more »

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Lindsay Lohan Rumored To Be Living With Same-Sex Roomate-With-Benefits

Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has a new best friend, and hinting at a little more than that. The libertine starlet, who has allegedly gotten down with Sapphic spinner Samantha Ronson in druggier days past, is palling about town with Courtenay[ sic] Semel...and living with her! We know Lohan's dwindling coffers may have put the kibosh on some of the luxuries from the glory days (six-figure Marmont tabs, denting then replacing Mercedes, coke), but come on. The girl can afford a one-bedroom, right? Try looking east of Western.

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.
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10:00 AM on Wed Dec 19 2007
By jgrode
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Latest by Miss d: LiLo will take hot air blown up her ass from anyone, so long as they don't mention the lack of more »

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More People Run Screaming From Working With Lindsay Lohan

The dogged persistence with which Lindsay Lohan appears to be grinding her career into a fine powder and snorting it off the seat of the crapper is so thorough, and so consistent, that it's almost a welcome show of commitment in this fickle town. In addition to appearing headed for a long, glorious career in the straight-to-video market thanks to I Know Who Killed Me, Lindsay has also managed to convince the folks at Louis Vuitton that she's a sticky-fingered little wastrel who can't be trusted:

Lindsay Lohan [... ] was once in the running to be the new face of Louis Vuitton. But after a disastrous Elle magazine shoot two months ago, the luxury line will no longer even lend her clothes.
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10:32 AM on Fri Aug 3 2007
By heatherfug
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Latest by Miss d: And even funnier report -REPORTS out of the US indicate stardom has gone to Lindsay Lohan's head. The National Enquirer more »

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Peace With Totally Non-Whorelike Stripper Community

Realizing that perhaps the best way to get in with the good graces of the lap-dance-servicing community was not to send out a Blackberried memo that might later get forwarded to Page Six in which she described them as "all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!" Lindsay Lohan has committed herself to making amends with the hard working Ladies of the Pole: More »

9:39 AM on Thu Dec 28 2006
By Seth
240 views, 6 comments

Latest by raincoaster: "Lohan back in pole position" is really an un-scramble puzzle, isn't it? more »

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Linday Lohan Not Letting Anyone Get Inside Her Head

Visitors to Lindsay Lohan's motel residence might fear that opening the wrong closet could result in an avalanche of white powder rivalling the dynamiting of a Himalayan mountainside, but as it turns out, one would merely be covered in the designer detritus of a rumored $100,000 a day shopping habit. The always-entertaining Life & Style magazine reports that Lohan is aware of her alleged problem and has sought professional help: More »

10:14 AM on Thu Jun 1 2006
By Mark
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Latest by Transuranic: Umm, Romana Klay? Believe it; it's Defamer and it's Lindsay Lohan and you read it and you commented, more »

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Jared Leto Gets Fat For His Craft


When we originally noted that Jared Leto would be playing Mark David Chapman opposite Lindsay Lohan in the upcoming Chapter 27, we figured the chunky Catcher in the Rye-obsessed John Lennon murderer would simply be rewritten as an irresistibly dreamy-eyed, aspiring rock star. But as evidenced in the above set photographs, Leto has clearly taken a cue from George Clooney's bloated and bearded Syriana performance and subsequent Golden Globe win, and has decided to gorge away his gorgeousness into his latest incarnation: Chubby, Oscar-shot Leto. It's admirable that Leto feels his new found flab could add up to industry credibility, though someone should really point out to him that blank-faced, stilted line readings really don't seem any less blank-faced or stilted when delivered from under 30 additional pounds of blubber. More »

10:41 AM on Wed Jan 18 2006
By Seth
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Latest by peabo: it's a fat suit right? more »

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Younger, Thinner, and Richer Than You: Forbes' Top Earners Under 25


In the outside chance you are feeling slightly discouraged with your lot in life, we thought we'd ease matters by sharing the above, inspiring Forbes chart of top celebrity earners under the age of 25. You think you're overworked and underpaid? Imagine living Lindsay Lohan's taxed existence the lies, the infighting, the non-stop performance schedule. You can hardly put a price on a career that bleeds you so stone dry, but if you were to, apparently that price would be $11 million. Paris Hilton, meanwhile, earned a comparatively paltry $6.5 million in 2005, yet some might argue that she had to give up a little bit of herself to make that happen. At the end of the day, however, we hope you don't just see the numbers the low, low age ones or the high, high money ones but instead see the combined achievements of some of the most remarkable young people on the planet. Here's to you, Frankie Muniz; $8 mill hardly seems enough to cover the 22 minutes of happiness you bring to each one of us every week. More »

4:19 PM on Thu Jan 12 2006
By Seth
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Lindsay Lohan Paparazzo Found Not Guilty Of Trying To Make Her Hit Him

In the beginning, God made Lindsay Lohan the Actress, and He saw it, and it was good. Well, it was decent and could carry a Disney remake. But then the Actress begat the Party Girl, which in turn begat the paparazzi-demolishing Truckasaurus we now think of at the mere mention of her name. If we could, we'd like to take you back for a moment, to the primordial stirrings of the event that started it all, as there has been a major development in the case: More »

2:31 PM on Thu Dec 29 2005
By Seth
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Lindsay Lohan Ready For First Doomed Marriage

Lindsay Lohan may have decided the time has come to put down the mirror and cleverly fashioned dollar-straw and settle down for her first marriage, finding her Mr. Temporarily-Forever in the blank-faced, boylicious embrace of current beau, Jared Leto: More »

2:36 PM on Wed Nov 9 2005
By Seth
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Bill O'Reilly Totally Gets Lindsay Lohan

The suffocating demands of fame, it seems, have taken a terrible toll on Fox News' favorite son, Bill O'Reilly. In fact, he's so psychically drained by the constant scrutiny that comes with being among the world's most recognizable "big personalities" (coughassholecoughcough) that he's even starting to identify with—-no, it's too horrible to say! Just read it yourself: More »

12:27 PM on Tue Oct 18 2005
By Mark
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