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Reichen Lehmkuhl's Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

Reichen Lehmkuhl, the square-jawed former U.S. Air Force recruit who found a measure of fame winning Amazing Race and later as Lance Bass's boyfriend, may at first glance seem to have it all: the calendars, the flight-themed, gay-man's jewelry collections, the underwear- model- search- winning boyfriend...Oops, not so fast, as a recent update to his MySpace page (the first place fans go to be informed of any major changes in his seemingly doomed personal life) suggests that yet again, all is not what it appears in a perfect universe filled with depilated abs and seam-compromised Speedo baskets. From PinkIsTheNewBlog.com:

Reichen has just updated his My Space profile so that his headline reads, "You Shady Lying Sack of Shit. You're BEYOND Gross. What an Idiot I Have Been!"
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4:25 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Seth
3,640 views, 19 comments

Latest by n/a: reichen was my geometry teacher in high school. he would always offer the boys the opportunity to go to "flight school" and on halloween he came dressed in Tom Cruise's real costume from "Interview with the Vampire". he more »

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Lance Bass Recalls The Time He Tried To Cheer Up Britney Spears By Revealing That He Enjoys Sex With Men

Former 'NSYNC member Lance Bass popped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote his memoir Out of Sync (opening sentence: "I've known I was different ever since I was five years old. For one thing, I had what I guess you could call innocent crushes on boys."). He relayed, for an extremely gay-curious Kimmel, the story of how he came out to Britney Spears back in 2004:

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10:14 AM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By Seth
5,470 views, 7 comments

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Dear MySpace Diary: Why Can't Lance Just Get Over Me Already? Love, Reichen

We know better than to get between an ugly gay divorce, particularly that of singer (that's what he does, right?) Lance Bass and his fame-hungry reality TV star ex, Reichen Lehmkhul, but when they take their bickering out of the privacy of the Crunch cardio room, where most Gays have the decency to work out their personal issues, and decide to splash them across the pages of major publications and MySpace blogs, like it or not, their problems become our problems. According to Reality Blurred, the latest round began with a interview in the current GQ in which Lance blamed the break-up on Reichen's infidelities, saying, "I thought [at the time], 'Why does everyone hate him?" At the end, I was like, 'Ok, everyone was right.'" Star Magazine then reported that Bass was sent a letter in which he threatened to sue. Lehmkhul clarified the issue on his MySpace page yesterday:

No one is suing anyone, and all is well.
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3:15 PM on Fri Nov 16 2007
By Seth
3,831 views, 6 comments

Latest by gwendolyn: Reichen Lehmkhul: Out and proud graduate of the Academy of Pretentious Illiterates School of Narcissistic Bloggery. more »

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Reichen Lehmkuhl Hoping To Augment Boyfriend Lance Bass's Cultural Profile By Turning Him Into Dictionary Entry

Reichen Lehmkuhl, the Amazing Race winner and aspiring actor who managed to hush all the naysayers with his laudable, recent turn on Days of Our Lives as a bartending amateur detective hot on the trail of a missing cellphone, is once again making self-induced headlines with comments he made regarding the recent coming out of How I Met Your Mother's Neil Patrick Harris—coining a new word in the process: More »

10:32 AM on Tue Nov 7 2006
By Seth
897 views, 20 comments

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Neil Patrick Harris Proudly Dons His 'Team Gay' Uniform

With our minds already wrapped around the sweet, salty release of half-price Cadillac margaritas, we very nearly let this little tidbit get by us: Like the fat girl in high school you could always confide in, People magazine is once again the go-to source for young Hollywood actors looking to come out of the closet: More »

6:36 PM on Fri Nov 3 2006
By Seth
4,659 views, 19 comments

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Short Ends: Will Work For Coke

· The WOW Report is all over Lindsay Lohan's next move should that angry letter from her producer hurt her future career prospects.
· The Franklin Avenue blog discovers what happens when Lost's producers get sloppy with the details: they have Hurley shrug it off. Sometimes a washing machine is just a washing machine, and not a Hanso Foundation conspiracy to drive people in the hatch crazy.
· AP entertainment editor writes headline, "Movie Prompts Barrymore to Take Up Poker," retrieves loaded revolver from desk drawer, blows brains out.
· More "Lance Bass used to pretend to be straight" hilarity: Giggle knowingly as Sharon Osbourne watches Bass shower and tries to set him up with her daughter.
· For that special lady in your life, Gawker's "Hot Piece of Twat" t-shirt.

6:30 PM on Fri Jul 28 2006
By Mark
135 views, 1 comment

Latest by BethyBoop: We all should have known when Bass demanded to be orbited up to Outer Space there was something fruity about him. Next stop Neverland. more »

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Lance Bass Pretends To Enjoy Experience For Which Most Men Would Saw Off Own Foot



Savor, if you will, the above digital treasure of a clip sent to us by DVDNewsroom.com of recent closet evacuator Lance Bass being interviewed by babe sportscaster Jill Arrington at a party at the Playboy Mansion. (They appear to be celebrating the birth of SpikeTV, which would put the clip at 2003.) Bass makes use of his considerable acting talents to play an enhanced version of a character he had played for years: Famous Guy Who Really Digs Chicks, going so far as to share, "My fascination is to have twins take body shots off of [me]." At least part of his "fascination" is brought to fascinating life, as we cut to footage of Bass reclining on the bar as a bevy of playmates goes to salt-licking town, and which was most probably followed minutes later by a quick jaunt to the bathroom to rinse off all the "icky lady saliva." More »

1:39 PM on Fri Jul 28 2006
By Seth
335 views, 6 comments

Latest by I'm Waitin' for Dolemite: --too slow off the mark on the twins snark there, I'm Waitin' for Dolemite more »

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Lance Bass' Extra-Happy Meal

The web archaeologists over at BestWeekEver.tv have unearthed a particularly impressive specimen: a 2001 McDonald's commercial featuring recently queer-empowered Lance Bass up at bat during a round of spin-the-bottle with the members of *NSYNC and Britney Spears. With the odds an attractive 5-1 that Bass would be spared the one vagina at the table, the bottle lands on the big money: Justin Timberlake, whose convincingly icked-out reaction undoubtedly drew upon countless late-night tour bus inquiries from his bandmate along the lines of, "Hey, Justin? You still up? Wanna arm wrestle, then compare abs?" More »

3:15 PM on Wed Jul 26 2006
By Seth
220 views, 1 comment

Latest by mr hotpants: More importantly, did you see how skinny Britney was? Think she ever looks at old photos and longs for that body back? more »

gays

Lance Bass Ready For Life As Gay Sidekick

It's been too long since we've been able to fete that most joyous of Hollywood occasions, "celebrity everyone already knew was gay making it official by coming out of the closet on the cover of a major magazine." Happily, our long wait is over: Lance Bass, former *NSYNC member and current Reichen Lehmkuhl cuddlecake, has decided to put an end to all the lispy whispers, and proudly announced his orientation on the cover of People with a 190-pt. headline trumpeting, "I'M GAY."
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10:31 AM on Wed Jul 26 2006
By Seth
1,838 views, 17 comments

Latest by Max Mercy: oh and kudos to Colin Farrell's people for getting him the 2X2 Picture right next to "I'm Gay." glad to see his publicist is working for her 3000 a month. more »

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Lance Bass Is Here! He's Near Queers! Get Used To It!

Back in the late 1990s, when *NSYNC was at the height of its boy band powers, if you were to have told us that one of its members was gay, and it was Lance Bass, we would have patiently sat you down and explained how that was simply impossible. Nothing about Bass—not his frosty-tipped hair, his immaculately manicured brows, nor his fondness for crocodile skin couture—pointed "that" way. The rumors have followed him, however, and while some just seemed outlandish—that his space tourism attempt was just Phase One of a larger plan to develop the Moon into a full-service gay resort, for example—a consensus has developed over the years that Bass is indeed a Gay who's cautiously inching his way out of the closet. Most recently, he was spotted cavorting around Provincetown with former Amazing Race winner and Second Tier Gay Celebrity™ Reichen Lehmkuhl. ABCNews.com's Buck Wolf uses the opportunity to pontificate on the true nature of Gay: "Visiting a gay club doesn't confirm that you are gay," he writes, netting high points for journalistic integrity. (And he's right: Maybe a hetero Lance has landed a role in the fake gay fireman movie, too.) Until a reporter can say they were literally perched on the corner of a hotel room bed, scribbling notes as they observed Reichen vigorously ass-fucking Bass (c'mon, he's gotta be the bottom*), Bass deserves the benefit of the doubt. More »

12:02 PM on Fri Jul 14 2006
By Seth
661 views, 7 comments

Latest by chrisb: Regarding Reichen, I'd just like to point out that "Second Tier Gay Celebrity" is being more than generous. more »