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Caution: Joe Francis Mingling Among Us

· Joe Francis educates Chelsea Handler on the finer differences between prison and jail. Misogynist and woman-hater, however, still essentially mean the same thing. [Chelsea Lately]
· Great news everyone! Courtney Love is "GETTING MY FICO NUMBER FIXED! ALL THE FRAUD IS GETTING CLEANSED OFF THERE! ITS SO EXCITING." We hope that puts the final nail in the "Courtney is crazy" coffin, folks. As you can plainly see, with her FICO number fixed and the $70 million fraud all cleansed off, she's never been more clear of mind. [My Space]
· Sacha Baron Cohen has apparently taken the Bruno party to Kansas, where "[airport] security workers became concerned when [a European man] stripped down to tight shorts and began kissing, dancing and fighting in the lobby." He was also spotted at a local church's Easter pageant, where he "showed up in chains." [Faded Youth]
· This item about Tom Cruise milling about the Star Trek movie set (don't worry—he's not in it) reminded us of something that had completely slipped our minds: Tom's bearish cameo in Tropic Thunder! [The Scoop]
· Madonna is worried about the tonsil-hockey-partner who got away. [abcnews]
· Any listing of The 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time is bound to provoke debate, but Empire's utters the words "The Littlest Hobo" in the very first sentence, instantly setting things off to a promising start. [Empire]

6:01 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Seth
2,369 views, 7 comments

Latest by lesbiansayswhat: The list reeks of Sci-Fi and supernatural crap. 'The Wire' is at #8 and the list takes a nose-dive after that because there is no way in hell there are 7 shows better than 'The Wire'. The worst: #7 'Friends' #6 '24' #5 more »

call girls gone wild

New York's Star Call Girl Was A Joe Francis Favorite On The 'Girls Gone Wild' Party Bus Long Before SpitzerGate

It's not breaking news that boinking a politician can really boost a call girl's career, but Eliot Spitzer's speed dial favorite Ashley Dupre is sure milking her fifteen minutes for all they're worth (and, apparently, they're worth a lot). Ashley, aka "Kristen," has gone from cokehead hooker to pop star and potential Penthouse pet in under a week, and it was only a matter of time before Girls Gone Wild parolee Joe Francis dug his grubby claws into her newfound fame. After recently offering Dupre $1 million to ride along on one of his pervy bus tours and getting denied, the annoyingly clever Francis dipped into his sticky archives and managed to dig out five-year old footage of none other than Ashley herself. To see how Ashley partied at 17, check out our clip, via TMZ, after the jump. More »

3:48 PM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Molly Friedman
8,481 views, 6 comments

Latest by Little Mintz Sunshine: I am just waiting for the inevitable press release announcing her writing deal at Dreamworks. Is Diablo OK? more »

Incarcerated titty-flash magnate Joe Francis's daring experiment in interactive jurisprudence, You Be The Judge, has been proven a huge success: the women in the video he recently posted to his website have dropped their lawsuit and apologized to the world's foremost documentarian of Spring Break culture. Said Francis to Gatecrasher, "I'm very pleased with the events today. It's a sign of things to come... I'm sure that there will be another [similar lawsuit] that will follow it." And when it does, You Be The Judge will be there to clear his good name with more damning footage of opportunistic co-eds screaming, "I'll give you all the consent you want if you give me one of the Girls Gone Wild shot glasses! Wooo!" [Gatecrasher]

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you are the jury

Website Feature Gives Users Satisfaction Of Telling Joe Francis He Belongs In Jail


Having found his vanity website was inciting insufficient outrage, Joe Francis has again switched gears, moving away from Phil Spector side-by-sides to a new offensive aimed squarely at the girls suing the incarcerated Girls Gone Wild CEO for marketing their ill-considered, titty-flashing exploits. In new section "You Be The Judge," visitors are invited to watch video of the plaintiffs telling a camera operator that they are of age, before gleefully relinquishing all rights to footage captured in the nearby Suspicious Goings On tour bus.

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2:22 PM on Mon Oct 1 2007
By Seth
2,664 views, 7 comments

Latest by scroll_lock: @procrastinator, esq.: she's very embarrassed that you caught her dancing, you know. more »

and he's still waiting for his team francis great dane

Joe Francis Upset At Obvious Miscarriage Of Misogynist-Related Justice


Incarcerated Girls Gone Wild titty-flash magnate Joe Francis isn't afraid to get topical in spreading the word about MeetJoeFrancis.com, the handsomely designed internet presence he launched last week to keep the public up-to-date on his hopes, dreams, and fears while he continues his ongoing battle with a judicial system hell-bent on keeping him off the drunken-coed-clogged beaches of South Florida and Mexico.

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1:40 PM on Fri Sep 28 2007
By Mark
2,012 views, 9 comments

Latest by Ben: Cheney shot a man in the face, and he's still running the country. Say it with me, Joe (I'm sure your dad told you this, too): "Life's not fair." more »

freedom bloggers

Jailbound Joe Francis Keeping Busy With Web-Based Image-Rehaul Campaign


Disgraced flashcore mogul Joe Francis, currently occupying a cell at the Washoe County Detention Center outside Reno as he awaits trial on tax evasion, appears to have taken full advantage of the facility's popular Inmate Web Development program and fashioned an impressive internet presence for himself. Starting today, Meet Joe Francis lends the visionary behind the Girls Gone Wild drunken co-ed tittie-baring empire a platform for everything from a 10-page legal defense to a personal biography in which he nostalgically recalls first jobs, first cars, and first prom dates rendered drunk enough to capture topless with a Polaroid. News of the launch came through the following e-mail, in which Francis urges his outrage-deficient friends and colleagues to help reverse a travesty of justice foisted upon an honorable man guilty of nothing more than loving a good time: More »

4:02 PM on Thu Sep 20 2007
By Seth
1,705 views, 10 comments

Latest by n/a: I just noticed the photograph accompanying the caption "My First Job." I'm speechless. more »

pen pals

Bravo's Andy Cohen Writes Open Letter Calling For More Candy Spelling Open Letters

Instead of merely regurgitating this weekend's escalating war of words between First Widow Candy Spelling—who has found a late-in-life calling penning epistolary diatribes directed squarely at Hollywood's high profile, reckless youth—and fallen flashcore mogul Joe Francis (quick recap: Candy: "You're a boy gone wild!" Joe: "You're a crazy cat lady!"), we thought we'd turn to one of the web's leading opinion-havers on celebrity matters of little-to-no import—Bravo's blogging executive wunderkind, Andy Cohen: More »

12:24 PM on Mon May 21 2007
By Seth
2,050 views, 8 comments

Latest by Miss d: Oh no - Andy found his rainbow pen again... Down boy! more »

joe francis

Joe Francis To Emerge From 35-Day Jail Sentence A Changed Sleazebag

After spending 14 unforgettable days and nights at an all-inclusive Panama City correctional facility—during which he was also hit with a federal indictment for tax evasion and busted with contraband pharmaceuticals and cash after attempting to bribe a guard—fallen flashcore video tycoon Joe Francis has been handed down a sentence for just the contempt of court portion of his current legal woes: More »

11:44 AM on Tue Apr 24 2007
By Seth
5,176 views, 16 comments

joe francis

Incarcerated Joe Francis Faces The Contraband Pill-Popping Music

Joe Francis's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week continued yesterday as he was formally charged on multiple counts for bribing a guard for a bottled water, leading to the discovery of cash and prescription meds in his cell. The AP is quick to remind us, however, that beneath every soft-core mogul and alleged despoiler of teenage virgins lies just a scared little boy and the mother who loves him: More »

12:36 PM on Fri Apr 13 2007
By Seth
4,453 views, 21 comments

joe francis

Joe Francis Learns That Prison Guards Are Less Susceptible Than Nightclub Doormen To Furtively Dispensed $100 Bills

Joe Francis, the Pied Piper of busty, barely legal co-eds with a taste for the handicam spotlight, has been having—to put it mildly—a bitch of a week. Currently doing hard, Panama City jail time for a contempt of court charge related to his photographing of underage girls in sexual situations, he was also served yesterday with a federal indictment for tax evasion, which carries with it a maximum potential sentence of ten years in a Camp Cupcake-like facility for boys. Now, like the cherry upon this glutonous, schadenfreude sundae, comes this report of a bribe he probably wishes he could take back: More »

5:30 PM on Thu Apr 12 2007
By Seth
7,335 views, 22 comments

Latest by Trai_Dep: Scott Barber, Mantra Prexy, got arrested for muling Joe's contraband? Who knew: Joe and Scott. Sure, authorities could suspect all they want about where Joe got the happy pills from, but wouldn't making an arrest require someone fessing up? Gawd, pleeeaze tell more »

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Joe Francis Gone Indicted

As many snickered about a measly contempt of court charge that nevertheless offered satisfying dividends by way of seeing Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis thrown behind bars, few could have known that the Big One was trailing right behind. From The Smoking Gun:
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6:10 PM on Wed Apr 11 2007
By Seth
4,664 views, 32 comments

joe francis

Joe Francis Smiles For The Mug Shot Cameras

Behold an EXCLUSIVE! MUG SHOT! EXCLUSIVE! of Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, freshly booked after his arrest this morning in the Panama City airport on contempt of court charges. In it, the titty-flashing tycoon courageously demonstrates his high threshold for the Panama City authorities' coercive interrogation tactics, managing, despite the cruel and unusual deprivation of maximum-hold hair product, to confidently bare all 72 teeth for the camera, in a smile that all but says, "Just try and make it stick, Smoaky." The details, courtesy of People.com: More »

10:03 AM on Tue Apr 10 2007
By Seth
4,912 views, 13 comments

Latest by Trai_Dep: Deep cavity search! Deep cavity search!! more »

joe francis

Joe Francis Uses Clever Self-Promotional Plug To Explain Why He's Breaking Law This Time

If you thought Girls Gone Wild svengali Joe Francis would order his captain to redirect his good-times flotilla to Panama City so he could fulfill a contempt of court jail term, well, you were wrong:
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11:56 AM on Fri Apr 6 2007
By Seth
3,622 views, 10 comments

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Joe Francis Offered Court-Ordered Opportunity To Go Wild In Florida Jail Cell

The slippery film covering sleaze mogul Joe Francis, the mastermind behind the Girls Gone Wild co-ed tittie-flashing empire, may not be enough for him to slide out of the clutches of the law's long arm. Francis earned a judge's wrath by skipping out on Panama City for a NCAA Final Four game in Atlanta, when he was supposed to be negotiating a settlement in a 2003 lawsuit brought against him by seven minors captured in "sexual situations." Now he's been ordered to do hard time on contempt of court charges: More »

11:36 AM on Thu Apr 5 2007
By Seth
6,559 views, 18 comments

Latest by SanFranBetsu: Dear God, Please Please Please lock up Joe Francis. He gives pornogrophers a bad name. Idiot girls everywhere need to be protected from him. Oh yea, and God, please let there be a gay mafia. And please let them take more »

american idol

Joe Francis Offers To Help Antonella Barba Transition From Top Of Toilet To Front Of 'Girls Gone Wild' DVD

Regardless of what should become of Antonella Barba after her sure-to-suck performance tonight on American Idol, the controversial contestant can take some comfort in knowing she is not without a backup plan: Girls Gone Wild's Chief Operating Titty Inspector, Joe Francis, has issued a press release publicly soliciting Barba's services to the tune of $250,000: More »

1:43 PM on Wed Mar 7 2007
By Seth
7,118 views, 5 comments

jennifer love hewitt

Defamer Party Report: Jennifer Love Hewitt Flees Abbey The Instant Her Contractual Obligation Is Finished

An operative who attended last night's Oscar viewing party and fundraiser at The Abbey sends in this report, where television's Ghost Whisperer demonstrated an aloofness and general lack of Oscars spirit that set hundreds of Gay Whisperers' tongues wagging, while Joe "I Will Trade You This Fine Girls Gone Wild T-Shirt For a Lifetime Of Shame And Humiliation" Francis impressively demonstrated how he he can find eager female (at least they looked female) companionship anywhere—even at WeHo's premiere sausage factory: More »

11:44 AM on Mon Feb 26 2007
By Seth
849 views, 12 comments

Latest by megan7876: "I Will Trade You This Fine Girls Gone Wild T-Shirt For a Lifetime Of Shame And Humiliation" i hope this won the defamer t-shirt slogan contest. i'd buy!! more »

joe francis

Karmic Payback For Joe Francis Comes In Form Of 200 Hours Of Runyon Canyon Pooper-Scooper Duty

In what will surely go down as a black day for members of Hollywood's scenewhore elite who have found themselves on the wrong side of the law, Joe Francis—the world's foremost titty-flashing co-ed talent scout—has received a harsher community service sentence for failing to properly document his subjects' ages than his lawyers had bargained for: More »

6:26 PM on Mon Jan 22 2007
By Seth
632 views, 8 comments

joe francis

Judge Gives 'Girls Gone Wild's' Joe Francis Community Service, Stern Talking To

Determining that the $1.6 million in fines that his company was ordered to pay for not keeping accurate records on the ages of drunken 17-year-olds they may have accidentally filmed in the act of baring their breasts after funneling pints of Goldschlager on Spring Break would hardly put a dent in Girls Gone Wild jailbait-titty-flash mogul Joe Francis's private jet catering budget, much less make him pause for reflection about preying on drunken co-eds, a Florida judge tacked on some community service for Francis and his cohorts, then publicly chided them for the cowardice built in to their business model: More »

1:20 PM on Wed Dec 13 2006
By Mark
1,561 views, 7 comments

Latest by n/a: I guess castration wasn't an option. more »

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