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Topless Tweens

Wanna Become A Member Of Hot Young Hollywood? Take Your Top Off Already!

So earlier this week we suggested tween queen of homemade kiddie porn Miley Cyrus just may have been inspired by a former teen queen of homemade, visually intoxicated porn. And, sordid as it may be, much of the Hannah Montana star's fame outside of the flyover states is quite possibly due to all those "scandalous" photos that keep popping up. Which is a good thing in the world of "All press is...", right? And here to provide some guidance in answering that question are established troublemaker and pot princess Mischa Barton and future troublemaker Hayden Panettiere.

In the span of two days, Nylon magazine released photos from their August cover star missing various amounts of clothing, while Candies-ad girl Hayden just posed for some provocative (for an 18-year old, at least) pics in order to promote her upcoming pop album. Yes, that sweet sweaty smell of exploitation filling your nostrils? Once again, thank Lindsay Lohan. A closer look at all four naughty girls and their dirty pictures, after the jump:

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4:20 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Molly Friedman
2,687 views, 8 comments

Latest by Losin_it: @kookla: He's been on a roll for like a month. Hilarious. more »

hidden talents

Who Knew? The Top 10 Unlikely Vocal Performances From Non-Singing Actors

In light of Pierce Brosnan's brave, warbling turn in Mamma Mia—as well as recent news that Kate Hudson would veer off the Bongo Romcom highway to explore the musical theater side roads in Rob Marshall's Nine—Defamer videologist Molly McAleer has compiled a countdown of 10 Classic Musical Crossover Performances. We've ordered these from least to most successful; some of these actors-who-sing are arguably better singers than they are actors, and have gone on to cut their own records. Some are clearly better actors than singers. And some should probably just give up both and become something sensible like a dental hygienist or insurance broker. We have no doubt you have your own strong opinions on notable omissions; feel free to post video in the comments. More »

5:00 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By Seth
21,138 views, 64 comments

Latest by Little Mintz Sunshine: I would offer Gerard Butler in Phantom but I watched it with the sound off. + Watch video Probably NSFW...Wait... you actually expected me to post a clip of him singing? more »

Beautiful People

Painful Admissions: Without Hooker Heels And Make-Up, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still A Knockout

We’ve given Gwyneth Paltrow some flack lately for her sudden determination to vamp up her prim and proper image using everything from dominatrix footwear to bizarre backless jumpsuits but, with the need to promote Iron Man no longer an issue, the mother of Hollywood’s most promising cross-dressing duo is back to basics. And as it turns out, all those goopy mascara-drenched lashes and see-through mini-dresses pale in comparison to the makeup-free, covered up version of Gwyneth 1.0. In these photos, taken over the weekend at a party in the Hamptons, see why the Madonna make-out partner should give up the hooker heels for good and stick to (painful as it may be to admit) her lucky genetic makeup-free makeup: More »

4:30 PM on Tue Jul 15 2008
By Molly Friedman
4,601 views, 17 comments

Latest by Molly Friedman: @Old No.7: Can't win with some of you! If I write a post with the slightest negative commentary on a celeb's appearance, I'm called bitchy and "Too Jezebel." Then again, writing about how great I think a celeb looks? I'm more »

Baby's First Word: Fabulous

Gwyneth Paltrow's Kids In Rehearsals For Cross-Dressing Toddler Tour

Our borderline obsession with Gwyneth Paltrow’s new look as a S&M fetishist during her Iron Man promotional Tour of Transparent Minidresses may have rubbed off on lookalike daughter Apple. But not the way you’d think. Rather than doing the typical copycat routine most little girls go through when their mom is hot, the 4-year old papier-mache donkey fan is not turning herself into a fashionista, but using little brother Moses as her muse. As Paltrow says, “She makes Moses cross-dress.” The question is: how far is Apple taking the tranny toddler theme, and does this mean little Moses is destined for an adolescence of boy-curious desires like his dear old Dad? More »

1:50 PM on Thu Jul 10 2008
By Molly Friedman
2,920 views, 13 comments

Latest by n/a: @lesbiansayswhat: Truth is mom and dad look the same. She's the ones with the breasts that keeps him hetro more »

all press is...

Christopher Ciccone's Tell-All Only Serves To Reestablish Madonna's Sorely Missed Bad Girl Rep

Madonna's epic reputation as a racy, sexual icon who lives life with "no regrets" has encountered a few speed bumps in recent years. The transition from Material Girl to Earth Mother circa Ray Of Life in 1998 marked the most significant rupture to her free-wheeling Erotica-encapsulated days of drugs, sex, and whispered rock 'n roll, an "epiphany" she credited to Kabbalah. But after the ethereal schtick grew tired, the older but not necessarily wiser Madge launched a campaign to reclaim her It Girl Woman cred by slipping Christina and Britney some tongue, spreading her legs for Hard Candy, and using that handy Husband Emasculation method perfected by Katherine Heigl to resurrect her old identity as a shockworthy icon of sorts. And after hearing just what kind of "sordid" revelations await us in her estranged brother's tell-all memoir Life With My Sister Madonna, we don't think Madge's reps should even bother issuing a denial about Christopher Ciccone's book. Anecdotes about same-sex makeout sessions, drug parties with studio execs, and straight-edge Guy Ritchie's alleged "homophobic" tendencies, all of which actually add up to a convincing pro-Madonna campaign... More »

4:15 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Molly Friedman
7,736 views, 13 comments

Latest by n/a: I admire those groups working for GLBT, also those online services like the one BiLoves. Many of my friends there have spent their careers working for equality for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) persons. I think they are really more »

fame games

When Glossies Attack: Blake Lively Latest Victim Of Airbrushing Whack Jobs

Blake Lively's people are throwing a hissy fit over the Gossip Girl star's cover shot on this month's Seventeen. And before assuming this is just another case of some publicist overreacting and getting their La Perlas in a twist over nothing, one quick look at the cover in question actually makes us side with the flack this time. Lively's gone out of her way recently to make sure no one confuses her with Paris Hilton, but her puffy eyes, hollow cheekbones and vampire chompers on the Seventeen cover aren't helping her case. Which begs the question: why is it so hard for a magazine to shoot a decent celebrity cover? Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker are all recent victims of the same unflattering cover treatments, and all kinds of oddly unglamorous shots have hit newsstands for years. More »

1:35 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Molly Friedman
17,124 views, 24 comments

Latest by n/a: @Calraigh: I saw that TV Guide and thought "X Files? So who's the chick?" I'm still not convinced that's Gillian Anderson. The only evidence is that she's in a photograph with Agent Mulder and a headline that references X Files. more »

Slim Fast

How Do Stars Magically Make Baby Weight Disappear? Money, Insanity, And Tons Of Booze

This probably won't come as a surprise to anyone who witnessed her seemingly hating every minute she spent pregnant, but new mom Jessica Alba has joined that elite niche of stars who lost all their baby weight at insanely rapid speeds. But the methods some celebrities have confessed to using when it comes to accelerating the path towards reclaiming their old figures don’t sound entirely sane. From suffering through cabbage soup diets to dropping $50,000 on gym equipment in an effort to slim down at paces up to 14 days after giving birth, the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicole Richie and others have some highly unique and scary track records. Which stars drunk themselves into wine-induced oblivion and trusted online blood tests to reach their goals, after the jump. More »

3:50 PM on Tue Jul 1 2008
By Molly Friedman
9,575 views, 21 comments

Latest by n/a: I don't really see where any of these women shed a huge amount of baby weight. It just looks like slimming clothes and body slimmers to me. more »

Debuts

Before They Had Stylists: A Look Back At Stars' First Time On A Red Carpet

Like the heady mix of pride and elation that fills you as you witness your own flesh-and-blood pulling themselves up by their lonesomes to take their first wobbly steps across the living room floor, witnessing some of your favorite stars' first times on the red carpet—as compiled in this Us Weekly gallery—is an experience worth savoring. Pictured above, writer's room taskmistress Katherine Heigl presents herself to the world at the 2000 premiere for The Beach in an ensemble that makes several endearing first-timer mistakes: 1. At this early point in your career, showing anything more than 3/4 inch of leg runs the risk of making you look trampy. 2. Flashbulbs' x-ray effect often reveal more about your foundation garments than you'd like to the world to know. Always match your bra to your dark-chocolate turtleneck, lest you want the world to mistakenly assume you're a Mormon. 3. The movie's about a tropical Eden in Thailand, not what happens when your trying-to-be-hip mom is convinced by a Barneys saleswoman that "Fall is all about the Annie Oakley look." Dress theme-appropriately.

More red carpet toddlers after the jump!

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11:00 AM on Fri Jun 20 2008
By Seth
10,481 views, 26 comments

Latest by Desk_hack: Wow. Annie Get Your Fashion. more »

fine whine

Who Are the Difficult Actors Missing From the All-Strop Team?

Temperamental and/or difficult actors are nothing new, of course, but as alluded to earlier today in our glimpse at the new-and-slightly-spiritually-improved Mike Myers, it takes a special kind of difficult to make the "stroppy" cut. To wit, does your rep for tantrums, whining and/or demanding final cut equal or exceed your rep for such actions making your films better? Then you might be headed for the All-Strop Team, as laid out today by Guardian contributor Andrea Hubert: Folks like Edward Norton (the captain), Eddie Murphy (the leadoff hitter, if only for knowing when to take a walk on Pluto Nash), Gwyneth Paltrow (the cleanup hitter, for publicly referring to her film View From the Top as View From My Ass) and others.

But who else should make the cut? A few more possible draftees — plus your own recommendations — after the jump.

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5:15 PM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By STV
10,916 views, 24 comments

Latest by Jim (The Canuck One): @moseskitty: How dare YOU misspell her first name! Oh, honey, you are on her sh*t-list now. She can still aim a wire hanger like the best of them. more »

penis envy

Chris Martin Has Brad Pitt Penis Envy

We may not be the president of often smug, S&M footwear devotee Gwyneth Paltrow’s fan club, but based on husband Chris Martin’s recent cover story in Rolling Stone, we may consider joining based solely on her taste in men. The Coldplay front man, deemed “The Jesus Of Uncool” on the mag’s cover, gives an interview that reveals that thoughts both homoerotic and apocalyptic (not to mention a severe case of Brad Pitt Penis Envy) are running through his brilliant but damaged head. Our favorite moments after the jump unmask Martin’s incredibly forthright confessions regarding his assurance that Barack Obama will "fuck up" America for good, his lifelong love affair with “fantastic” boobs, and the apparent gay phase he went through while growing up. For example: More »

2:45 PM on Fri Jun 13 2008
By Molly Friedman
9,830 views, 21 comments

Latest by n/a: Rolling Stone is so losing it . . . more »

slim fast

The Secret To Looking As 'Fit' As Gwyneth And Beyonce? Starve Yourself Silly, Of Course!

Coming in at number two right after Lesbian Chic on the list of 2008's hottest celebrity trends is the slim fast phenomenon sweeping the pounds off Catherine Zeta-Jones’ ass, Britney Spears’ arms, and pretty much every inch of co-starvation partners Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham. But of course, when Queen of Female Mind Control Oprah Winfrey puts in her two cents on the dieting front, every housewife and Oprah wannabe begins taking dutiful notes on how exactly she’ll take a few pounds off this time around. And according to a piece in the NY Daily News, Detox is the word. From Gwyneth and Beyonce to Ralph Fiennes and Vince Vaughn, these four varieties of temporary "cleansing" yourself are the current diet du jour. And of course, the question is: does it work? And more importantly, is giving up our nightly vino and succumbing to regular colonics worth looking like a lollipop head? Which celebrities are using which method, and visual evidence of their results, if any, after the jump. More »

1:25 PM on Thu Jun 12 2008
By Molly Friedman
19,859 views, 23 comments

Latest by n/a: "Detox diet" is just less pejorative synonym for anorexia. more »

Saving The World One Badly Named Baby At A Time

Gwyneth Paltrow 'Owes It To Humanity' To Spawn Again

It has been many, many moons since Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt broke it off, but that doesn't mean that Gwyneth is immune to the jealousy that Angelina Jolie and her multi-national brood of infants inspires. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Paltrow tells the mag that, “I may force myself to [get pregnant] one more time because the result is so worth it...And also my [late] dad said to me that his only regret in life was that he had only two children and he didn't have more." Though we doubt Coldplay frontman Chris Martin finds these loving words inspiring when it comes to slipping into the sheets with his hooker-heeled wife, Paltrow seems to feel the Apocalypse will officially begin if he doesn't. You see, she’s just the best mother in the whole world (aside from Dina Lohan, that is), and “owes it to humanity” to produce another spawn. Also? Her late father was reincarnated as her hair,and chopping it off made her go “...aaah!” An explanation, after the jump: More »

12:40 PM on Wed Jun 4 2008
By Molly Friedman
4,174 views, 14 comments

Latest by StevieRayHalen: "I still had hair from when my father was alive. I made it like a talisman." And where was this Talisman during "Sky Cpt. & the World of Tomorrow?" umm, you owe me $...oh that's right, i got it FREE... more »

bad girls

MTV Movie Awards Fashion Trends: Cleavage, Kinky Boots, And Oops! Lindsay Lohan's Thong

What is it about MTV awards ceremonies that brings out so many female celebrities’ inner hooker? Normally demurely dressed stars like good girl Anne Hathaway and Charlize Theron both showed up on the red carpet looking like a dominatrix-for-hire and a Heidi Fleiss escort circa 1990, respectively. Megan Fox stepped outside her rep as being a poor girl’s Angelina Jolie by attempting to dress like a cupcake, but the frilly underskirt just said Little Pink Ride Your Hood, and The Hills resident scandalista Audrina Patridge donned a skin-tight, midnight blue satin one-strap number paired with ironed black hair that looked eerily like what we suspect Marilyn Manson wears in drag. So why pick last night to debut their diaper-length hemlines and S&M costumes? Look no further than a closer peek of Lindsay Lohan's totally unintentional panty-flash for answers, and the rest of these ladies of the night after the jump: More »

12:05 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By Molly Friedman
10,394 views, 15 comments

Latest by TheQuestion: @TheQuestion: Credit where it is DUE. I am deeply shamed. more »

Bare Bellies

Nicole Kidman Latest To Join The Pregnant Celebrity Belly-Baring Club

The latest celebrity said to be jumping on the nudie pregnant pictures bandwagon is Nicole Kidman, who was seen yesterday attending a “top secret” modeling session for a potential cover shoot with Frenchy photographer extraordinaire Patrick Demarchelier. While he’s no Annie Leibovitz, and it’s unknown which magazine this shoot was for, Demarchelier is a monthly contributor for Allure, Vogue, and Demi Moore’s old knocked-up-while-nude stomping grounds, Vanity Fair. So whether or not Nicole is looking to appear on an upcoming cover of VF as Demi’s successor is still unknown, but we took a look back at some classic big-bellied celebrity appearances in the past to see some glossy examples of what Kidman will be competing with in the Nude And Pregnant Hall of Fame:

[Warning: What follows is NSFW, and in the case of one Lisa Rinna shot, NSFLunch.]

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1:51 PM on Thu May 22 2008
By Molly Friedman
54,607 views, 39 comments

Latest by n/a: Gee, you can feel the love here. Forget the porno/nude actress angle--very few women in porn ever do shoots while pregnant, and for the most part it isn't very good at all. Ask any woman who is 8 more »

cannes film festival

Today in Cannes Hell: Gwyneth Paltrow's Breast, Critic Riots and a Word with Charlie Kaufman

With the minor exception of missing out on Jim Toback's documentary on Mike Tyson (which will screen here this fall anyway — we can wait), the only regret we have so far about sitting out the Cannes Film Festival is our absence at the mini-riot that preceded the press screening of director James Gray's drama Two Lovers, starring Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow. That's when we're at our best, as were Lou Lumenick and the "major U.S. film critic" (*cough* Manohla Dargis *cough*) who apparently exclaimed, "I'm not going to wait an hour for f—-ing James Gray" before an ensuing screening delay, shoving match and seating free-for-all. More »

9:40 AM on Tue May 20 2008
By STV
9,804 views, 7 comments

Latest by Lala11_7: What's James Toback's fascination with Mike Tyson??? I mean...REALLY... What is it? more »

Unruly Heirs

Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!

Judging by her appearance on The Late Show Friday night, Liv Tyler isn’t wasting any time moping over her recent separation from husband Royston Langdon. Showing up in a body-hugging little black silk dress, its lace top doing little to cover up cleavage, and pounds of makeup covering her typically bare face, it looks as though Tyler is taking a page from the Gwyneth Paltrow Guide To Hot Rock Moms. But does the trampy look work on Tyler? A closer look after the jump. More »

9:30 AM on Tue May 20 2008
By Molly Friedman
10,444 views, 29 comments

Latest by Lala11_7: See... This is what women do after they kick their guy to the curb... We put on too much make-up, high heeled "fuck me" pumps and the notorious "freakum" dress... You know, the dress that shows far too much tits and ass...just to more »

celebrity nudity

Gwyneth Loses The Short Skirts And Hooker Heels For Au Naturel 'GQ' Shoot

As we've been noting throughout Gwyneth Paltrow's incredibly successful campaign to rack up attention during her Iron Man press tour, her wardrobe has been just this side of trampy. In the last few weeks, transparent dresses (but they're designer!), S&M shoes (eccentric!), and clavicle accented jumpsuits have all been pulled out of the twice-retired actress' bag of tricks. But now that we've seen just what lies inside the June issue of British GQ, we think this sexy train has reached its final destination. Yes, Gwyneth has dropped trou, but listening to her tell it, it's just not that big of a deal, okay?
Paltrow states she isn't trying to court controversy with the new photo, insisting it's just an innocent shot. The mother-of-two says, "I'm not going out without my knickers, and I'm not getting drunk and I'm not on my eighth husband."

While we do appreciate her usage of "knickers" in a British glossy, we feel obligated to point out that her statement just isn't entirely true. More »

11:10 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Molly Friedman
18,136 views, 23 comments

Latest by n/a: Doug's got it... only it was Harper's Bazaar. Like she didn't know she was getting photographed... That'll be the second time I seen British GQ re-using the Gwyn. Of course, some magazine can reprint W's "Bad Girl" spread every month... more »

Hooker Heels

Gwyneth Paltrow's New Call Girl Look Lands Her A Gig

By donning a procession of fleshy, high-heeled escort outfits over the last few weeks, Gwyneth Paltrow managed to land herself a new job! No, it’s not a plum acting role (remember, even Gwyneth herself knows she’s “the worst actress ever”), but at least it’s a paying gig. Seems after all that prancing around in see-through dresses and S&M booties has caught the attention of reputably tame brand Tod’s, they of the classic driving shoes and boring leather bags. And just yesterday she began her first day on the new job, shown here filming a commercial in Rome, triumphantly displaying a new pair of towering heels. A closer look at the pair of stilettos that we must admit we find ourselves craving, plus how Paltrow’s Lady Of The Night wardrobe selections have affected sales at British boutiques, after the jump. More »

10:25 AM on Fri May 9 2008
By Molly Friedman
2,295 views, 6 comments

Latest by Little Mintz Sunshine: @gwendemarco: nailed it more »

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