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Well-Manicured Claws Come Out In Hollywood Catfight Explosion

Sometimes two stories will come along on the very same day and reaffirm one of the oldest Hollywood clichés in history. Namely, that babe magnetism can be yours even if you don't possess looks, charm or gentlemanly ways. Provided, of course, that you have either money or music cred. With that in mind, we'd like to call your attention to two fantasy-worthy catfights brewing today. All kinds of manicured claws are out over the 80-year old borderline polygamist Hugh Hefner and the scraggly rock star Richie Sambora. Why four sets of fake boobs are rubbing up against each other (as Kate Hudson’s baby boy would say) and which contenders are looking like the early “winners” of the ongoing squabbles, after the jump. More »

1:55 PM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Molly Friedman
5,794 views, 14 comments

Latest by TheQuestion: @AliceTheGoon: Without a doubt the most believable comment ever posted on Defamer. @SeaPeople: Aw c'mon, don't tell me Kendra's batting for the Sisters of Sappho, she's the only one of the 3 I'd like to have a tumble with - maybe more »

hanky panky

Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?

We rarely like to take a mental walk down memory lane when it comes to the Most Nauseating Celebrity Hookups of all time, but news of the latest addition has unfortunately led us to revisit the grotesque list. We’ve already seen Liza Minelli and Phantom Of The Plastic Surgery Ward David Gest exchange saliva, Star Jones give Al an awkward lap dance and guiltily pleasured ourselves by witnessing wrinkly charmer Hugh Hefner and his thin lips attach themselves to the Girls Next Door. But after reading about one beach yoga-practicing, SUV-abandoning actor known for generally annoying everyone in Hollywood, and one scratchy-voiced “punk” rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood playing tongue twister in LA this past Tuesday, we may have a winner. The canoodlers in question, and just how far they went, after the jump: More »

12:10 PM on Fri May 9 2008
By Molly Friedman
8,325 views, 14 comments

Latest by gwendolyn: Viewing the black eye band photos, I found myself wondering when Halle Berry became a scatchy-voiced 'punk' rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood... more »

you sexy animal

Hef's Girlfriend Enters World of 'Talented, Beautiful Dogs'

On last night's episode of Girls Next Door, Hugh Hefner's number two, Bridget Marquardt, devoted her week to getting toy spaniel Wenny a manager. And boy, was it hard! In just under five minutes (roughly the amount of time it takes to get Hef out of the tub), Wenny was signed to do "runway fashion, commercials and feature films." And we're sure the mutt's quick deal had nothing whatsoever to do with greasy-haired "agent" Nick's inability to stop sweating and smiling like a schoolboy in Bridge's buxom presence. More »

1:31 PM on Mon Jan 21 2008
By mollyf
2,410 views, 10 comments

Latest by Reluctant Financier: Are we sure its a Toy Spaniel? It looks like a Pekingese to me. more »