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Keith Urban Learns The Language Of Fatherhood, One Tie-Dyed Onesie At A Time
Nicole Kidman’s rehabbed, country-crooning husband Keith Urban has infinite knowledge on many things: how to prepare cocaine for free-basing, which hair salons in Australia promise the best blond guylights and where one can pick up a sweet pair of skintight leather pants. But one area of expertise Urban hasn’t quite nailed down yet is this whole baby business. At the CMA Awards on Friday night, reporters bombarded the surprise performer with the inevitable string of wombwatch-related questions, one of which involved the topic of gifts the odd couple have received for the upcoming celeb spawn: More »
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Don Cheadle Brightens Civilian's Day By Cruising By Bus Stop In Rented Lexus
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Tara Reid having her credit card denied at Blockbuster.
In today's episode: Don Cheadle; Aaron Sorkin and Rick Schroder; Gary Oldman; Matt Groening; Josh Duhamel and Fergie; John Lithgow; Jason Segel; Amy Smart and Branden Williams; Natasha Gregson Wagner; Tara Reid; Vernon Wells; A Martinez; Christopher Knight; Militia; David Leisure; and Angelyne.
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Current Las Vegas casino employee Josh Duhamel and future Las Vegas casino performer Fergie are engaged. Do these two have some catchy nickname? How about "Hunk and Humps?" [TMZ]
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Before Fergie became a chart-topping sensation with ditties about her camel-like backside and drawbridge legs, the singer was a hardcore meth-head. She recently spoke to Time about the struggle to break free from her addiction—something she luckily managed to do before losing any teeth and being forced to sing about "my stumps, my stumps, my stumps"—and pinpoints the roots of her addiction to that old Hollywood standby, former childhood stardom: More »
Years Of Smiling For 'Kids Incorporated' Cameras Turned Fergie To Meth
Before Fergie became a chart-topping sensation with ditties about her camel-like backside and drawbridge legs, the singer was a hardcore meth-head. She recently spoke to Time about the struggle to break free from her addiction—something she luckily managed to do before losing any teeth and being forced to sing about "my stumps, my stumps, my stumps"—and pinpoints the roots of her addiction to that old Hollywood standby, former childhood stardom: More »
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Short Ends: Big Brother is Watching You Not Move on the 405
· Laguna Beach's teenage-girl-drool-inducer Talan has his eyes set on Hollywood, telling Teen Vogue "I could do a movie if I want to!" Yeah, right, Talan. Like someone's going to put you in some low-budget non-union teen slasher flick, then use Craigslist as their casting director. Shyeah. Whatever, dude.· LA.comfidential notices a disturbing similarity going on with Fergie and Donald. Let's hope it ends there, and the Don's spawn is the only one who'll need a diaper change anytime soon at Trump manor.
· Lindsay Lohan tells OK! magazine of her recent near-death ordeal, when she was literally being fed through IV drips. And that was at the Geisha House! "I was going through a lot of stuff and overworking and not thinking of my body. I was going through that phase that everyone goes through." This is everyone.
· BLDGBLOG gives us a glimpse into the beyond weird crop-circley big brother world of LA traffic control.
· There's some seriously fishy-assed business going down by the DKNY art department. Either that or we have a Photoshopping Michelangelo in our midst.
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If Only There Were A Pun To Be Made Involving The Name Of The Band
This post contains no ironic commentary on our insatiable obsession with celebrity. Sometimes, we just need to post a picture of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas wetting herself onstage in San Diego. More »
