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Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession

· It's hard for us to fathom what it would be like to be 13 years old and related to Denise Richards. On one hand, holy hot aunt! On the other hand, there's moments like this, when Aunt Denise forces you into a conversation about her on-camera romps with Neve Campbell and the time she posed for Playboy. Awkward! [E!]
· Long-time rivals Jeffrey Wells and David Poland bury the hatchet long enough for Wells to wish Poland congratulations on getting married over the weekend. Well, sort of. [Hollywood Elsewhere]
· Either Katie Holmes and daughter Suri just got back from a Parisian bistro or they've got a big interview lined up at Foot Locker tomorrow. [ONTD]
· Videogum said it best, so we'll quote them: "Has Batman ever danced with the Batman in the pale moon light?" The answer is, unsurprisingly, yes. [Videogum]
· Adrian Grenier will surely "blank" the "blank" out of whatever club is willing to pay him $50,000 for the honors of hosting his upcoming birthday party. [Page Six]

6:00 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
By Mark Graham
6,678 views, 38 comments

Latest by Mark Graham: @Trixie from Toronto: Aunts are always hot. When you're younger, they're often the only "older" women that you can pine for and not get punched for it (like you do if you talk about how hot your friend's mom is). more »

Slim Fast

C-Listers Reveal Their Scarily Obsessive Weight Loss Methods

At this point we’re far more informed than we’d like to be when it comes to all the freaky diet methods celebrities use to shed pounds and pull off that whole homeless glam look Colin Farrell’s currently sporting. But while A-listers tend to either keep mum on the subject (like Katie Holmes and Renee Zellweger) or blab endlessly about being “obsessed with potato chips!” and eating “fried food every day!” (Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angelina Jolie), the press-hungry lesser-knowns have yet to learn the rules. In the upcoming issue of TV Guide, ten small-screen stars commit major overshares about how their body obsession is weighing on their mindgrapes. Find out who dropped major pounds just because TMZ published pictures of her “very, very soft” stomach, who only vacuums in heels to tone her calves, and which former “fat baby” admits to working out for over an hour every day, after the jump. More »

5:40 PM on Tue Jun 24 2008
By Molly Friedman
9,196 views, 10 comments

Latest by n/a: Yeah, osteoporosis due to lack of calcium in the diet is so sexy, although I don't think exercising for one hour a day is a problem. I don't watch The Hills but I DO want to see a photo of Audrina more »

Cads

Well-Manicured Claws Come Out In Hollywood Catfight Explosion

Sometimes two stories will come along on the very same day and reaffirm one of the oldest Hollywood clichés in history. Namely, that babe magnetism can be yours even if you don't possess looks, charm or gentlemanly ways. Provided, of course, that you have either money or music cred. With that in mind, we'd like to call your attention to two fantasy-worthy catfights brewing today. All kinds of manicured claws are out over the 80-year old borderline polygamist Hugh Hefner and the scraggly rock star Richie Sambora. Why four sets of fake boobs are rubbing up against each other (as Kate Hudson’s baby boy would say) and which contenders are looking like the early “winners” of the ongoing squabbles, after the jump. More »

1:55 PM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Molly Friedman
5,794 views, 14 comments

Latest by TheQuestion: @AliceTheGoon: Without a doubt the most believable comment ever posted on Defamer. @SeaPeople: Aw c'mon, don't tell me Kendra's batting for the Sisters of Sappho, she's the only one of the 3 I'd like to have a tumble with - maybe more »

Bad Mother Block

Denise Richards Has Integrity

Apparently Denise Richards' life of collecting alimony and contemplating posing for Playboy is so busy that she requires a full staff to function. In this week's episode of It's Complicated, she upbraids her two warring assistants about some clothes she had borrowed that were supposed to be returned but hadn't. To Denise, it's an issue of integrity. Much to our surprise, she managed to utter the word "integrity" without being struck by lightning. More »

4:35 PM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By DroppedCall
3,346 views, 10 comments

Latest by doubletalk: Her lecture would have carried much more weight if she was naked... more »

job market

Joel Silver Expands 'The Matrix' to Include Job Counseling For Denise Richards

We were with Joel Silver up to a point in his career-counseling session last night with Denise Richards, whose professional fork in the road towered above the myriad harrowing dilemmas faced on It's Complicated. Playboy encore? B-movies? Something more conservative? How about more television, suggested Silver and his right-hand woman Susan Downey — a sitcom, maybe? Something to highlight the actress's sterling sense of humor and cosmic, cosmetic comeliness? She was so good on Spin City, you know? And the hours are convenient for a mother! More importantly, however: What would Neo from The Matrix do? We're not sure if Richards plans to take Silver's advice or if she just always looks the way she does at the end of the scene; you be the judge after the jump. [E!]

12:45 PM on Mon Jun 9 2008
By STV
2,136 views, 6 comments

Latest by Losin_it: @matto: Only without the law degree. And the undergraduate degree. And probably the high school diploma... It's as if she was born with good looks but absolutely nothing else. more »

Mother Of The Century

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'I Will Rip You Up And Chew You Out'

In case you hadn’t heard, momager extraordinaire Dina Lohan’s new reality show was sadly slammed in the ratings by Sheen Sperm-aversive blabbermouth Denise Richards in the ratings. But before weeping for the runner-up, don’t forget: Dina still officially wears the crown of Mother of the Year! They gave her a trophy and everything! Yes, “they” are a group of cleavage-baring Long Island moms with fake tans and nails as long as their list of ex-husbands, but a title is a title. Which is why Defamer Video Vixen Molly McAleer has put together a rather inspiring series of moments from last night’s second episode, in which we learn three very important lessons on parenting from, that’s right, the Mother of the Year. Our favorite and most valuable parenting rules as taught to us by Dina herself: More »

6:20 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By Molly Friedman
18,461 views, 17 comments

Latest by n/a: @Losin_it: I don't know dude. The brother seems like a good kid. And really, it's Grandma who carries the show. more »

bad moms

E! Premieres Bad Mother Block with Denise Richards & Dina Lohan

Are you related to someone famous who doesn’t really speak to you anymore? Do you have a dreadfully boring home life and children you constantly ignore? Have you collected an obscene number of pets, which constantly crap all over your house? Then you should call E! because that’s exactly what they’re into nowadays. On a day meant to honor the heroes who have protected our country, last night’s series premieres of Denise Richards: It’s Complicated and Living Lohan showed just how little there is left to protect. More »

11:50 AM on Tue May 27 2008
By People Paula
4,811 views, 15 comments

Latest by n/a: Studly opera singer Sherrill Milnes (a dude named Sherrill) is from Downers Grove too, so that officially puts Downers Grove ahead and renders the Richards taint irrelevant. more »

M2F Positive

Denise Richards Wants Not One Drop Of Charlie Sheen's Prostitute- Tranny- Infested Man-Seed

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen's camp accused Denise Richards of having exploited her children for her own publicity-whoring needs—and re-addressed the time Richards allegedly paused from hurling ambisexual- jailbait- porn-junkie accusations long enough to request a sperm donation of her ex. Now, the star of E!'s Denise Richards: My Undiagnosed Bipolarism Is Complicated is firing back. Talking to Page Six, the actress provided recent SMS evidence suggesting there may be more to her cancer-wishing, tranny-positive ex-husband than meets the eye:

"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis. [...]

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8:50 AM on Fri May 23 2008
By Seth
7,596 views, 26 comments

Latest by n/a: Thank you. It all makes sense now. :) more »

Real Housewives Of Fruitcake County

Denise Richards Augmenting Paltry $25 million Divorce Settlement With Hefty E! Payday

Oh, what's to be done with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. They may bicker incessantly and claim they can't stand the sight of one another, but deep down, you just know they're hoping the other contracts feline AIDS. With her E! reality series set to premiere on Memorial Day, Richards has been hitting the talk show circuit harder than Richie Sambora in a bathroom stall at the LAX wrap party. This included some face-time with fossilized CNN grand inquisitor Larry King, where she explained that the show comes directly out of need; not, surprisingly, the need to be on TV, but rather the need to feed and shelter her two children, abandoned by their father to follow his tween-outfitting, trampoline dreams. Now, a "Sheen insider" tells Page Six that Richards' claims are absurd, as the actress is regularly greeted by the beeping sound of a Hollywood Alimony Services dump truck backing into her driveway to release that month's child support payment:

But, "Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support," a Sheen insider fumed. "Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't?"

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10:11 AM on Thu May 22 2008
By Seth
7,969 views, 20 comments

Latest by migukin: good god is "It's Complicated" the single weirdest yet amazingly interesting show ever. You get sucked in to its surreal meta TMI and can't get out. I see and hear stuff about she and her household I don't want to see, more »

catfights

Denise Richards V. Whoopi Goldberg: Who's More Full Of Shit?

Just hours after professing her dedication to zipping her lips when it comes to airing any dirty laundry from her marriage to Charlie Sheen on The Today Show, Denise Richards showed up on The View to dish with the gals. And though she wasn’t continuing her passive aggressive attack on Sheen’s sperm and promising us all that she just adores it (“I mean, we have two beautiful daughters!”), she went ahead and brought up her former bestie Heather Locklear in the conversation. As we all fondly recall, Denise appeared to have stolen Richie Sambora away from Heather and committed double adultery during the top secret couple's many lobstery beach ventures. But it just isn’t true, says Denise, and Denise doesn’t do drugs, says Denise, and Denise is just not a whore so stop calling her that, says Denise. More »

1:30 PM on Wed May 21 2008
By Molly Friedman
13,299 views, 23 comments

Latest by TheQuestion: Denise, Denise, Denise, it does not matter how long and strenuously you deny it, the fact remains: YOU STOLE YOUR FRIEND'S MAN, YOU BACK STABBING SKANK! I honestly think E! gave her that show in order to take the focus more »

thats so charlie

Denise Richards Deconstructs A Love Gone Sour For Larry King

Bravely taking the Larry King Live lukewarmseat last night to promote her new E! reality series, Denise Richards: I'm Hateful, the actress fielded a barrage of intermittently relevant softballs from the broadcast legend ("Charlie Sheen: Father of your children?...Good guy?...What does he bench press, around?...Iron Man: your kind of movie?...Where do you fall on tofu?"), which she dutifully answered with refreshing candidness. Sadly, she and Sheen are not currently speaking, with Richards relying on her commando-nanny go-between to shuffle their children between the households, deftly avoiding concussion on her mad dash back to the Land Rover at the hands of a Sheen-manned pneumatic tennis-ball cannon. [Larry King Live]

12:05 PM on Tue May 20 2008
By Seth
3,650 views, 15 comments

Latest by SanFranBetsu: Dear Charlie, Not only will I boycott your ex-wife's new show, I will boycott the sponsors as well. more »

life after charlie

Denise Richards Confides In E! Cameraman That She Has A Bad Boy Problem

From the network that brought you such essential Hollywood lifestyle viewing as Hangin' With the Kardashians As They Talk About Makeup in Their Money-Laundering-Front Dress Shop comes a new reality series that should prove to be no less compelling. In this preview for E!'s Denise Richards: It's Complicated (original title: A Shot at Love with Denise Richards and Her Two Demi-Orphans As a Result of their Sex-Addict Father Running Off to Follow His Cheerleader Orgy Dreams and Falling For the Trampy Love of His Life in the Process), Richards discovers her page on celebrity STD-transmission tracker whosdatedwho.com, and is forced to address some of the questionable life choices she's made. More »

9:48 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Seth
4,005 views, 6 comments

Latest by n/a: @WGARefugee: you're awesome - I applaud you.. more »

old dogs

Charlie Sheen Is A 'C. MaSheen' When It Comes To Hookers

What would the world's oldest profession do without Charlie Sheen? Hollywood's most famed lover of pay-for-play has been outed by his current madam in the newest issue of Rolling Stone, who claims that his prostitution habit is still going stronger than ever — even after court-ordered rehab. As "Nici" tells celebrity exposé specialist Vanessa Grigoriadis in the story, she "dropped four girls off at his penthouse, [and] found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later." And while the fact that Sheen is (allegedly) still romping around with escorts after all these years is pretty pathetic, even more so is his publicist's excuse: More »

12:40 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Molly Friedman
4,874 views, 11 comments

Latest by n/a: silks. now we know who will inherit Hugh Hefner's mantle when the old(er) boy croaks. more »

cougars

Heather Locklear And Denise Richards Square Off In Bikini Deathmatch

Former BFFs Heather Locklear and Denise Richards have each enjoyed watching the other's respective star status fall farther with each passing year, but the good news is they both share something in common to smile about. While it's not exactly an Emmy, they both look hot in bikinis. Heather's gone from starring in a hit primetime drama and being the object of many a male fantasy to her current role in a Lifetime movie about women over 40 or something. And Denise? Well, after impressing nearly every male on the planet with her pouty lips and lesbian pool antics in Wild Things, she earned the title of Mrs. Charlie Sheen (quite an honor, indeed). Now? She's filming some kind of reality show that no one cares about. What do we care about? Who looks better in their red bikinis, and who's the better surfer! Judge for yourselves after the jump: More »

4:25 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Molly Friedman
20,697 views, 10 comments

Latest by Lala11_7: @kit10indublin: Apology accepted. more »

bond bombs

Denise Richards Unsurprisingly Voted 'Worst Bond Girl' Of All Time

Poor flipper-footed Denise Richards just can't catch a break. Following news that ex Charlie Sheen is trying to halt production of what could well become the apex of the washed-up celeb-centric reality show genre, Richards' bad luck streak continues with news that her performance as Dr. Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough was just voted the Worst Bond Girl of All-Time by Bond's horndoggiest fans. More »

2:30 PM on Thu Jan 31 2008
By mollyf
10,724 views, 10 comments

charlie sheen

Denise Richards Only Trying To Give Her Children The Reality TV Opportunities She Never Had

Charlie Sheen and ex-wife/mortal enemy Denise Richards were back in family court yesterday, arguing behind closed doors over Richards's decision to expose her life, and the lives of her young children, to reality show cameras. From the EOnline.com report:

Sheen arrived at the Los Angeles courthouse with his attorney, while Richards' legal camp participated by phone.
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6:04 PM on Wed Jan 23 2008
By Seth
6,447 views, 28 comments

regrets

Charlie Sheen's Body Covered In Multiple Stupid Tattoos

Charlie Sheen, author of the "go cry to your bald mom" e-mail suggesting his ex-wife Denise Richards might have more luck extracting sympathy from her cancer-suffering mother than from him, is painfully familiar with the sometimes irreversible consequences of indulging one's impulses. Luckily for him, however, lasers can remove the patchwork of ridiculous tattoos covering his body, as requested by fiancée Brooke "I'd rather not have to stare at Puff the Bookish Dragon every time we make love, honey" Mueller. From Page Six:

Sheen, who spent his early years partying hard and bedding a bevy of actresses, doesn't remember getting some of the gruesome tats, including a dragon with glasses and a stingray on his left ankle.
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12:48 PM on Mon Oct 8 2007
By Seth
4,891 views, 17 comments

Latest by Miss d: I'm thinking Brooke should really insist he remove the 'W' from each ass cheek... more »

correspondence

Charlie Sheen Hate E-Mails To Denise Richards Reveal A Fondness For Words 'Jobless' and 'Pig'

The rare olive branch in the ongoing Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards divorce came in an e-mail dated Aug. 24, when, according to court documents, Sheen apologized for a wide array of regrettable remarks he made about his ex-wife and her family, including "a comment about your poor Mom," "your abilities as a mother," and "my pigheaded assertion that you pressed the button that detonated the second tower." Fox411 has revisited the papers to find what, exactly, was contained in those enraged correspondences he so desperately wishes he could unsend:

On Aug. 22, Sheen wrote to the mother of his children: "You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and, um, oh yeah, sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [expletive] yourself, sad, jobless pig."
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11:15 AM on Wed Oct 3 2007
By Seth
9,410 views, 22 comments

Latest by MissFiFi: @blackheartededitor: LOL ACES! Maybe calling her a sad, jobless pig was once part of their foreplay? more »

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