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Craigslist's Carrot Top-Curious Couple
Longtime readers of Defamer know that we like nothing better than to break up the day with a dip into the Defamer Connections basket. This is L.A., however, where every taste and mathematical combination must be accounted for in the worthwhile pursuit of getting one's freak on, and thus requiring us to sometimes stretch the definition and who and what, exactly, constitutes a "connection." Which brings us to today's installment, via Craigslist:
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Ever Wonder Who Would Sleep With Carrot Top?
Carrot Top, the real-world Batman villain created when a mild-mannered comic fell into a vat of radioactive toxic sewage at the Acme Oversized Props factory, was captured coming out of Fred Segal yesterday by TMZ cameras. They caught him again later that night with a massively bemeloned woman on his arm, providing onlookers a bounty of huge produce the likes of which one can typically only find at a Blue Ribbon presentation ceremony of the County Fair.
Once the bleeding in our eyeballs subsided after having a look at That Which We Wish We'd Never Seen, it started to bother us that we couldn't quite put our finger on whom the prop comic eerily resembles. We can rest easy now. [Blowing Smoke]
