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Please, God, Please, Let These Men Fight to the Death!


Uwe Boll's 15 minutes of hammy artistic self-defense are just about through, but we find ourselves increasingly won over with his thrashing, language-butchering viral efforts on his own behalf. And while we're pleased to hear he'll be judging that Uwe Boll Movie Challenge we noted here yesterday, we are total suckers for his latest — and ideally his last — publicity stunt before vanishing into fauxter oblivion. Or, in his words: "Boll against Bay": More »

1:30 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By STV
1,440 views, 5 comments

Latest by Crazydogggz: @KNau: WORD!!! more »

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New Contest Entices Amateur Filmmakers to Out-Suck Uwe Boll

Finally! Something constructive has emerged from film culture's ongoing Uwe Boll Career Deathwatch, and it involves all of us. To wit: "The Uwe Boll Movie Challenge," which encourages amateurs to make films using the infamously poor standards Boll has been railing about these last few weeks. Think of it like Be Kind Rewind, but with the guiding light of a German hack as opposed to a French aesthete. Check out the criteria after the jump, and get to work already: More »

9:25 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By STV
1,414 views, 1 comment

Latest by spankhaus: i submitted! more »

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Philosophical Uwe Boll Suddenly Knows Why You Hate Him

If it weren't for the petition featuring nearly 168,000 signers calling for his head, we'd probably leave well-enough alone when it comes to genre-hack whipping-boy Uwe Boll. But not even his own targets can resist his thickly accented self-defense, with similarly skill-challenged fauxters Eli Roth and Michael Bay — whom Boll labeled a "fucking retard" in a video released on Wednesday — publicly deflecting Boll's attacks over the last 24 hours. Naturally, with tens of thousands of dollars worth of free publicity at stake, Boll came back against all his haters in yet another stream-of-consciousness slam: More »

2:35 PM on Thu Apr 10 2008
By STV
2,096 views, 18 comments

Latest by Homage: I can't be bothered hating on Uwe Boll. Anything that gets nerds this riled up, I generally just take the opposing stance on principle. You know, as a jock and all. more »

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Reviled Uwe Boll Makes His Case As "The Only Genius In The Whole Fucking Business"

The breathtaking display of vindictive fanboy rage populist aesthetic taste that is the Stop Uwe Boll Petition has more than doubled its support since we last viewed it, edging the reviled German filmmaker within a mere 860,000 signatures of his million-hater promise to never direct again. While we're optimistic that democracy can take the day by, like, 2012, we're equally devastated by Boll's aggrieved video rebuke/promotional vehicle that appeared online Tuesday:
I want that there's a petition also out there — like a pro-Boll petition — and I expect a million votes pro-Boll. And I hope somebody will set it up and you all start signing it, because look: I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business, or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius, you know?
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11:00 AM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By STV
4,380 views, 17 comments

Latest by HollowBrain: Boll is to Hollywood as Trolls are to The Internet, they make things fun again. more »