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Blanket Accidentally Causes Routine Mouth-Collapse For Father Michael Jackson
Thanks to Michael Jackson's new look, we got an answer to the question, "What would happen if a Jackie O. zombie and the hook-handed fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer had a secret love child who enjoyed smearing his face in honey and Corn Chex?" Now comes the answer to an even more confounding query: Why?
Michael Jackson has been forced to undergo emergency surgery after his lip burst and collapsed, according to reports.More »
