Is Barbara Walters Macaulay Culkin's 'Constant'?

Barbara Walters And Ellen DeGeneres Fondly Recall Their First Steamy Meeting

Joy Behar Will Destroy You, Barbara Walters. Is That Clear?

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The Barbara Walters Next Door

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Oprah-Led Think Tank Deconstructs Mariah's Quickie-Marriage Logic

Barbara Walters Recalls Riding In The Bus With Her Emotionally Retarded Surrogate Daughter, Rosie

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Barbara Walters' Memoir Packed With Tales Of Former 'Lovahs', Including 'The Blackest Man' She Ever Slept With

"When her lover...told the newswoman she was the oldest woman he had ever been with, she wanted to say - but never did - 'Oh yeah? Well you are the blackest man I have ever been with.'"

Did They Or Didn't They? (Botox, That Is)

Let Barbara Walters Throw You Some Holla

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The Tale of Barbara Walters, Miley Cyrus, And The Golden Toilet

While we certainly hope that the ladies of The View are ladylike when it comes to using the ladies' rooms at other lady celebrities' houses [Ed. Note - That's a lot of ladies!], the same can't be said for the men who man Barbara Walters' camera crew. In this clip, Walters politely told the story of how her visit to Casa Cyrus for her (barely watched) Oscar special turned into a literal shitshow, with toilets overflowing and Miley's "very nicely attractive mother" Tish bitterly hissing under her breath that she didn't mind one bit. But the icing on the shitcake is the way in which the Cyrus clan says "Thanks For Visiting, Come Again Soon!", which, in a surprising twist, does not come in the form of a Hallmark card, but rather an engraved tchotchke in the shape of a golden toilet.

Molly Shannon Recreates Her Father's Last Moments For The Visibly Uncomfortable Ladies Of 'The View'

When Molly Shannon was four years old, she was in a terrible car accident in her home town of Shaker Heights that took the lives of her mother, her little sister, and her cousin. That left her dad James Shannon, who survived the crash with a crushed leg, to raise Molly and her older sister Mary. Stopping by The View today to chat about upcoming projects (she'll be starring in the U.S. version of Australian sitcom hit Kath and Kim), Shannon veered onto the subject of her dad.

Drugs! Anti-Semites! Restless Arm Syndrome! All This And More On Today's 'View'

Ladies Of 'The View' Root Out The Group-Sexer Among Them

We can think of no better way to cap off this splendiferous Monday than with a ribald discussion among the ladies of The View on a topic the French might call a ménage à trois, but Americans more commonly refer to as a delicious McThreeWay. Things quickly get ugly, as family values traditionalist Elisabeth Hasselbeck declares a threesome witchhunt, fingering audience members she suspects of concealing group-sex-tainted pasts.

Barbara Walters Gets A Little Braggy About How Many Famous People Want Her To Have A Merry Christmas

Preferring to keep to herself the naughty Yuletide tales of how a couple of glasses of brandy-infused apple cider and a tantalizing proximity to some dangling mistletoe release her Rent-A-Santa-craving, hot-flashing office party freak, The View's Barbara Walters decided to celebrate the season by sharing with America the Christmas cards her famous friends have recently sent her.

Barbara Walters Plugs Her '10 Most Fascinating People I Can Still Remember' Special

Since her first 10 Most Fascinating People special, a hodgepodge of politicos, celebrities, and persons of note that included everyone from the Archduke Ferdinand to Sarah Bernhardt, Barbara Walters annual compendium of the year's most spellbinding personalities has only grown more essential and, dare we say it, fascinating.

Barbara Walters Feeling Sexy And Experimental On 'The View'

Your guess is as good as ours as to what might have possessed a rapidly unraveling Barbara Walters to don a batskin raincoat from The Dominatrix Barn and precious else on The View, then reveal her purely nonlesbian impulse to gawk at any unclothed female bodies she might encounter while lingering in the dimly lit corners of her favorite spas and ladies clubs. We're certain there's some logical explanation for all this that can be directly tied to estrogen-therapy-induced dementia, but we think just this once we'll simply choose not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Are we right, fellas?

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Barbara Walters Gets Her Sass On At 'The View'

So reenergized was The View's headmistress Barbara Walters by the politically incorrect musings of Damon Wayans on yesterday's broadcast, she's already taken it upon herself to incorporate some of the controversy-courting changes herself: