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The Paparazzi Take A Weekend Trip To Louisiana For Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Shower

Baby showers tend to be happy, innocuous gatherings dabbled with smiley supportive friends, gushing family members and the occasional guest who clearly doesn't want to be there. But when Juno Lynn Spears throws a big ol' baby party down in sweet home Louisiana, party guests also include armed guards and security detail. Why? Well, big sis Britney came to town, bringing her best pair of booty shorts and that memorable messy blonde bun from her barefoot bathroom escapade days along. The rest of the guest list, including which family member was noticeably missing, after the jump. More »

11:10 AM on Mon May 5 2008
By Molly Friedman
3,654 views, 12 comments

Latest by sundaeg1rl: Yeah, I'd give that backside an 'F' too. F for Flabby, Failing Fanny. more »

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Registry Only Includes One Typo!

Judging by some of the odder items featured on Juno Lynn Spears' alleged baby registry, it seems as though the 16 year-old is hopeful that her precious little one will turn out to be another Spears family cash cow. As People revealed this morning, Jamie Lynn drove over 80 miles from her home in Kentwood to register her bundle of joy at Babies R Us (we're guessing the internet must've been down in Kentwood?). Listed among necessities like strollers and baby monitors priced at $199, the mommy-to-be has picked out some jazzy presents designed to jump start an infant's road to insta-stardom, which will likely come via a role on some Nickelodeon song-and-dance show. See the full list, including the Idol-in-training items, after the jump. More »

10:55 AM on Mon Mar 31 2008
By Molly Friedman
6,079 views, 6 comments

Latest by TraderJoesHo: Am I the only one curious as to what the "D" batteries are for? more »

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Jamie Lynn Spears Figures Out How To Distance Herself From Britney

Come April 4th, Juno Lynn Spears will finally turn one year older (and, we can only hope, wiser), at which point she'll finally be able to escape the nasty stigma of being Sweet 16 And Pregnant. But, sadly, she will never be able to escape the stigma of being Britney Spears' sister. At least, not technically. But based on photographs taken of the smiling Jamie Lynn in Louisiana yesterday, she may have figured out a way to distance herself from The Package using nothing but her wardrobe. While we are not necessarily advocating short shorts and visible bras as appropriate outerwear for pregnant teens, when you compare it to Britney's penchant for visible bellies and bikini tops worn as, well, tops, Jamie Lynn looks downright Victorian in comparison. More »

10:06 AM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Molly Friedman
24,002 views, 9 comments

Latest by bitchybitch: Sorry, I meant...."Thank god you're not a biological woman." Because some of you are more woman than I am. more »