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house of mirrors

Audrina Patridge Isn't Punking You; She Just Always Wanted An Oozing Arm Tattoo Declaring Her Love For Pork-Fried Rice

You've got to wake up puh-retty early in the morning to pull a fast one past the celebrity blogging community, Ashton Kutcher. At least that's what approximately 1200 gossip bloggers were saying today when faced with photos of The Hills supporting ho Audrina Patridge getting some tasty new ink at a Hollywood tattoo parlor. According to OK! magazine, the mystic Chinese phraseology she had etched into her forearm and then paraded, still-oozing, around high-density local paparazzi zones, translates loosely as, "The rice is fried in pork fat." (We throw it open to our Chinese-tattoo-translating readership for a more accurate interpretation.)

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5:25 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Seth
9,847 views, 10 comments

Latest by porklovingjew: @Maya Twocents: 「豬肉油煎的米」 "Porkfat panfried uncooked rice" more »

the hills and valleys

'The Hills' Audrina Patridge Was Young! She Needed The Money!

Fans of The Hills, MTV's probing voyage past young Hollywood's vacant eyes and into the unknown landscape lying just beyond (turns out, the unknown looks a lot like the Beverly Center!), will instantly recognize Audrina Partridge in the explicit photos above links below. One of the show's pack of nocturnal, scene-crawling famepires, Partridge found a replenishing source of the C-list celebrity she so desperately needs to feed on being cast as the fiercely loyal sidekick to head Hills succubus L.C. Conrad. More »

10:31 AM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Seth
25,299 views, 5 comments

Latest by missbehave (is misbehaving): famepires. love it. more »