<![CDATA[Defamer: A Call To The Bullpen]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Defamer: A Call To The Bullpen]]> http://defamer.com/tag/a call to the bullpen http://defamer.com/tag/a call to the bullpen <![CDATA[ I Just Skated In From Burbank And Boy, Are My Legs Tired! ]]>

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Hunky heartthrob Zac Efron continued onward with his work out routine as he skated all the way from Burbank, California to New York City in less than a day. The route Efron took to the Big Apple was mostly downhill, which allowed him to make record-breaking time. Well, Efron admitted that he didn't skate the whole time; he managed to catch a few rides with soccer moms keen on impressing their young children. Efron enjoyed the journey because it allowed him to do a lot of thinking and soul searching. Efron said, "When I was out on the road, I thought that my trainer and I really need to work on my pecs when I get back home. Also, it's really, really flat in the Midwest, but at least they had a Godfathers Pizza."

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:40:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398786&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ You Know It's A Slows News Day When We Watch Philip Seymour Hoffman Have Lunch ]]>

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Academy Award winner Philip Seymour Hoffman was spotted at famed Italian restaurant, Saint Ambroeus, enjoying a hardy spaghetti lunch. Hoffman was enjoying the peace and tranquility of his lunch until a few photographers showed up and snapped away. Hoffman attempted to create a fort around his table using menus and a book to block from being spied on. However, a strong gust of wind knocked over the fort right as the Charlie Wilson's War star took a bite of his meal.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398789&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ I Hate It When I Have To Pretend To Be My Mom's Boyfriend! ]]>

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At the 10th anniversary party for Sephora, Michael Lohan sheepishly served as his mother Dina's temporary boyfriend. Michael explained that his mother would get him the video game "Dead Rising" for his Nintendo Wii if he walked down the red carpet with her arm-in-arm. Dina also wanted her son to mix and mingle with some of the other female celebrities at the event. Dina said, "Another high profile relationship in the family probably won't hurt our chances of getting picked up for a second season."

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398784&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What Do You Mean It's Sold Out For The Entire Weekend!? ]]>

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While out running errands in Manhattan, Kirsten Dunst received some shocking news over the phone. Namely, that the Dick star would not be able to get into an IMAX screening of The Dark Knight. Dunst's friend said that they could always watch the movie during the week and that'll be the same movie. Dunst huffed and puffed that it wouldn't be the same if they had to wait a few days to watch the film and the situation is beginning to feel a lot when Dunst went to get a new iPhone. Dunst said, "First, I can't get the iPhone until next week or whenever they get a shipment in and now I have to wait to see the new Batman movie? What else could go wrong in my life? I swear." Dunst then asked if her friend could check out Craigslist or eBay for tickets and price was not an issue.

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398769&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ We Are Through The Looking Glass, People ]]>

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In a bold move that sent the celebrity bloggerati into an epileptic fit, Cahuenga Blvd based DJ Samantha Ronson blew a kiss to gal pal Lindsay Lohan while leaving the set of Labor Pains. According to on set spies, the air born kiss was to celebrate Lohan's successfully finishing the film without any major incident. Later in the afternoon,Lohan received a text message from Ronson that implied that her lip lock telegram was only the beginning of their fun.

[Photo Credit: WENN]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:30:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398704&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Whoa! T.R Knight Must Work Out ]]>

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Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight made his trainer proud with his bold feats of strength in Hollywood earlier this week. Without the aid of the store's employees, Knight carried a large tube nearly two blocks to his car without even breaking a sweat. Knight attempted to pick up industrial air conditioner unit, but realized that he may need a few more sessions with the trainer before attempting such a bulky item.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:05:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398604&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ It's Okay, Sweetie. Not Everybody Is Going To See Batman This Weekend ]]>

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At an afterparty for a screening of Mamma Mia!, Pierce Brosnan consoled his co-star Amanda Seyfried and her anxiety about the film's opening. Seyfried was worried that nobody was going to watch their movie this weekend, because she assumed all movie goers would see The Dark Knight over and over again. Brosnan assured Seyfried that there'll be an audience for the film, taking time to explain to her about the concept of alternative programming. Brosnan said, "When The Dark Knight is sold out, which it's going to be, what else are people going to watch? That's where our movie comes in. We're going to be just fine, champ."

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398706&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bud Bundy, Celebrity Dog Walker ]]>

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David Faustino launched his own dog walking business Wednesday afternoon in Hollywood. Faustino got the idea to start the business after seeing a couple of neighborhood kids earn five bucks for walking his next door neighbor's dog. Faustino said, "I like to walk. I like the fresh air. I like to make money and I got some time on my hands. And since I kind of like dogs, the whole thing just clicked. So, here I am today with my first client, Officer Scraps." Bud's Buddies, the name of Faustino's business, is currently serving the Hollywood area; the cost is five dollars per dog, plus a small fee if Faustino has to scoop up any dog business.

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:15:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398705&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Leo DiCaprio, Undercover Coldplay Fan ]]>

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After the Tuesday night Coldplay concert in Inglewood, the maybe star of Inglorious Bastards Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make a quick exit. Unfortunately for DiCaprio, assortments of photographers were ready to greet him by his luxury car. Like a man whose just been caught cheating, DiCaprio reluctantly admitted that he likes Coldplay, but only "about this much."

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:10:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398688&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tom, Do You Like My New Look? ]]>

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Katie Holmes debuted her new look for husband Tom Cruise while visiting the set of the ABC series Eli Stone. Holmes thought the look combined two of her favorite elements: high fashion and being a mom. Cruise nodded in agreement and also complimented her on taking him up on his recommendation to wear gloves while drinking coffee. Later on, Cruise was overheard warning Johnny Lee Miller that, "They don't put that warning label on the cup just for kicks, you know."

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398684&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Will Ferrell, Celebrity Scanner ]]>

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At the premiere of his latest film, Step Brothers, Will Ferrell attempted to use his newly acquired telepathic skills to make peoples' head explode. Ferrell recently watched the 1981 David Cronenberg film Scanners and felt inspired to pursue the telepathic arts. Ferrell said, "I started out small. Using my mind to blow up cantaloupes, watermelons. You know, the Gallagher classics. Now, I feel that I'm ready to move onto bigger things."

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:30:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398619&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cantankerous Old Man Tells Heigl & Friends To Get Off His Property! ]]>

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Bride Of Chucky star Katherine Heigl and husband/rocker Joshua Kelley ran into a bit of trouble with an old man while on way to the Coldplay concert. The commotion began when Heigl made a stop in an Los Angeles area neighborhood to pick up an friend. As soon as she stepped out of the car, Heigl was greeted by paparazzi and fans taking pictures. The old man, reportedly named Mr. Johnson, came out storming out of his 2 bedroom ranch when the flashbulbs and clamor made it nearly impossible for him and his wife, Gertrude, to watch America's Got Talent. Mr. Johnson told Heigl that if she didn't leave by the count of ten, he would turn the hose on them. A panicked Joshua Kelley grabbed Heigl and headed into the car, explaining that he didn't want to get his hair wet.

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:15:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398618&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ You Trying To Look Up My Skirt? ]]>

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Actress Sophia Bush gave a photog the stink eye as she descended down an escalator. The photog had attached a very long lens to the camera as soon as he saw the John Tucker Must Die star at the top of the stairs, but his efforts for a money shot were quickly thwarted. Bush held her right hand over any potential "Oops!" zone and said, "Better luck tomorrow, buddy boy." After Bush passed by, the photog quickly removed the lens and muttered that Bush will rue the day that she denied him the money shot.

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398600&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Who Needs Coldplay When We've Got Our 3G Iphones? ]]>

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After being dropped off in Inglewood for the Coldplay concert, Eva Longoria Parker and husband Tony Parker checked their respective messages on their new iPhones. Yet the twosome became so enchanted with their new phones that they missed the concert altogether. Longoria Parker had noticed that they missed the show when the car service came back to pick them up. The driver asked if they enjoyed the concert after pulling up, but Longoria Parker thought that the man had just dropped them off. The Over Her Dead Body star realized that they had been spending all their time on their phones. Longoria asked if her husband knew that they had missed the concert, but Parker said that he had been watching Coldplay videos on YouTube; so, it was similar to being at the concert, only minus the spilt beer smell.

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:10:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398576&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Come To Hollywood! You'll Meet James Woods, He Guarantees It! ]]>

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In a move to boost tourism in Southern California, respected character actor James Woods guarantees that he'll meet with each and every single tourist. Woods said, "A lot of people come out here hoping to see somebody famous. So, why not cut out the middleman? I'll meet with anybody. Pose for pictures, pound fists or whatever the kids are doing these days. Just as long as they come out to Los Angeles." Woods kicked off the promotion with a sight seeing bus in West Hollywood and was greeted with an enthusiastic response. A tourist from Iowa said, "I'm in LA for a few days and I already met the guy from The Hard Way. How great is that? You can't get that kind of memory with a staycation, I'll tell you that much."

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398536&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Staying Incognito Is Harder Than It Looks ]]>

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Dynamic duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson attempted to blend in with the guests at Chateau Marmont. The inseparable pair had noticed that a majority of the guests at the legendary Hollywood hotel were dressed in a similar manner, but they were quickly spotted in a sea of hipsters. While sitting in the lobby, the twosome concluded that maybe if they venture to less profile locations like Eagle Rock or Long Beach they'd go unnoticed, but they quickly realized that there wasn't anything to do beyond the West Side.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398448&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ High Fives Are So Last Century ]]>

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While out with friends in Venice over the weekend, Vince Vaughn was brought up to speed with celebratory hand gestures. The Rudy star felt the need to high five after joke he made, but his friend told Vaughn that all the kids pound it or bump knuckles these days. The friend quickly taught the basic elements of pounding to Vaughn which he enjoyed. Vaughn said, "I can see why everybody likes this. Cuts down on the germs."

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:45:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398507&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robert Blake, Still Creepy After All These Years ]]>

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Actor Robert Blake wondered what happened to all of his fans while out for his morning coffee in Los Angeles. After all, at the height of Baretta's popularity, he couldn't walk down the street without somebody saying, "That's the name of that tune," to him. Blake said, "Nowadays, whenever people see me walking the down the street, they run away. They run across the street. Walk out on their jobs. I've seen it. They just get up and go. I don't get it."

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:25:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398493&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hunky Actor Hopes To Reignite Economy With Personal Appearance ]]>

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Hunky actor Josh Hartnett stopped by the New York Stock Exchange hoping to boost morale. Hartnett had noticed that the market recently has taken a tumble and thought maybe he could cheer up the men on the floor. Hartnett said, "I just saw that things were going rough and I thought maybe I could turn the market around." Hartnett hopes his appearance at the exchange will make investing seem cooler to a younger demographic. Hartnett added, "It's okay to save for the future, guys. That trip to Cabo can wait."

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:05:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398447&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ These Are Some Slick Shoes, But Iron Man Might Wear Something Cooler ]]>

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A Foot Locker referee assisted Robert Downey Jr. in finding a pair of running shoes on Thursday. While the Iron Man star was browsing a section of more affordable pairs of shoes, the referee insisted that Downey check out another section of running shoes. The ref added, "Come on, you're Iron Man. Live a little. Let's take a look at the executive line. It's like you're running on fluffy bags of cotton candy when you go with the executive line."

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:15:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398394&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Party at Christina Ricci's! She's Got The Diet Coke! ]]>

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Christina Ricci had a make to a quick pit stop to pick up a six-pack of the life force that keeps Hollywood running, Diet Coke. Ricci wasn't sure if she was running low at her house, but the svelte Speed Racer star's sixth sense kicked in. Ricci said, "I was just driving back from the gym and I just felt this need to stop at the first place I saw and get a six pack of Diet Coke. I was feeling really tense and anxious and then I put that six pack in my hands. It just went away. As if the entire weight of the world had been lifted off my shoulders." Upon leaving the store, Ricci gently placed the six-pack in the front seat and strapped it with a seat belt.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.


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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:55:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398346&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Uncomfortably Close With Selma Blair ]]>

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While leaving a taping of a morning talk show, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army star Selma Blair had her personal space invaded by a pesky photog. The photog thought he had missed "the shot" and decided to shove his camera into Blair's SUV and snapped away. Blair who was signing autographs for fans asked if the guy could back up just a tad, but the photog wasn't sure that he got the shot yet. Blair swiftly assured the man that he got the shot and that he would get an even better shot if he scooted back a bit more.

[Photo Credit: WENN]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:35:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398345&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How Do You Say ... Ah Yes ... Buy My Perfume ]]>

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Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever star Antonio Banderas introduced his new fragrance, Blue Seduction, in New York City on Thursday afternoon. Banderas described Blue Seduction as smelling like a Sunday morning after a hot and passionate and steamy Saturday night. Or, as Banderas lovingly said, "Like every night and day at my home." \Then Banderas launched a diatribe about how, if women use his fragrance, it will awaken the lost passion in their relationships. Besides, he said, "I know a thing or two about the way a man would want his woman to smell." Banderas then paused for a breath of air and woefully admitted that he really had no clue as to how the perfume smells, it was just that Melanie was spending more money than she was allotted and he thought this would be an easy way to clear his Capital One balance.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:45:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398326&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Maybe Tobey Maguire Should've Played The Incredible Hulk ]]>

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Spider Man star Tobey Maguire showed the paparazzi that they wouldn't like him when he's angry while attempting to leave Madeo in West Hollywood. The persistent flash from the cavalcade of paps enraged Maguire, but it was their relentless begging for Maguire's leftovers that really set him off.

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398301&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Miley Cyrus, Genuine Class ]]>

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In between shots of her latest music video, Disney golden goose Miley Cyrus held a bubble gum chewing contest. Cyrus wanted to see who could stretch their gum out the furthest, but most competitors quit after the first round after realizing how gross it was. Yet, the Hannah Montana star trucked on and managed to get her gum all way from the beach to the Pacific Ocean with the aid of a few friends.

[Photo Credit: Splash Pics]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:40:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398249&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Walk Of Shame Or Walk Of Glory? ]]>

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At the afterparty for his latest film, Josh Hartnett managed to crack a slight smile as he saw Kirsten Dunst tucked away in a corner. Hartnett slowly lumbered across the room and over to an increasingly uncomfortable Dunst. Hartnett expressed his gratitude to Dunst for coming out to the party and in a very faint whisper said that it meant a lot to him. Dunst nodded as she looked for an escape from the conversation. Lucky for Dunst, her Elizabethtown co-star Susan Sarandon walked by at that exact moment. Dunst grabbed Sarandon by the shoulder and began to talk a mile a minute about what happened with the 2005 Cameron Crowe film.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:35:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398250&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Megan Fox: Recreating Your High School Nightmares, One Day At A Time ]]> 662327-1.jpg

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In preparations for a potential SAG strike, popular actress Megan Fox has begun to explore other avenues of interest. For instance, she thought she might be able to start her own business. Fox said, "So many people have told me that I remind them of that girl from high school that they either couldn't get a date with or that I'm, like, that girl who was really mean to them in English class. You know, the one with all of jokes that left scars that didn't heal until well after college. Maybe even graduate school. So, I thought why not help people get on with their life?" Fox's initial plan for the business would involve recreating those traumatic moments, but with positive outcomes the second time around including carefully constructed comebacks and dinner dates at a local Applebees.

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:40:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398161&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are ]]>

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In an attempt to scare away an swarm of photographers surrounding U2 front man Bono's French home, respected actor Robert De Niro recited some of his more intimidating and memorable film lines. Unfortunately for De Niro and Bono's houseguests, the scary line readings only garnered laughs from the French photographers, as well as wishes/desires for De Niro to do another comedy. De Niro threw his hands up in the air and suggested that if they play some of Bono's music that might make the photogs leave.

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398215&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fiddlesticks, They Never Have What I Want! ]]>

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On the set of her latest film, Labor Pains, Lindsay Lohan ran into a different kind of pain at the craft service table. Earlier in the day, Lohan had over heard a couple crew members raving about the donuts; in particular, the apple fritters at the craft service table. Yet, by the time, Lohan managed to make her way to the craft services, all of the pastries were gone. She asked a P.A. where had all the donuts gone, but the P.A. shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know, but they were really awesome. I think Stan in the camera department might have half of an apple fritter. I can check for you." Lohan decided against sharing the donut and picked up an apple instead. Lohan said, "If I can't have the delicious sugary baked thing, then I guess I'll have the boring, somewhat healthy thing as a snack."

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:05:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398158&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lance, If You're Not Going To Let Me Win, Then How's This Thing Going To Work? ]]>

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While attempting to recreate Nadal-Federer Wimbledon finale, popular celebrity couple Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong got into bit of a tiff. During the match, Hudson changed who she wanted to be; first, she was Federer, but then she wanted to be Nadal when she remembered that Nadal won the match. Armstrong said that you have to stick with the person you picked before sending a hard and fast serve towards Hudson. Hudson walked off the court and told Armstrong that he always wins and it'd be nice if she got to win for once. Armstrong thought for a moment and told Hudson that she can win this match, but she can't tell anybody.

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:35:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398136&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ You're Going To Delete That, Right? ]]>

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While at the Tate Museum in London, actress Reese Witherspoon politely asked if the person who just took a picture of her could delete it. Witherspoon felt it was kind of weird to sneak a photo right behind her back like that, then suggested if they wanted a photo to simply ask for one. The person told Witherspoon that she wasn't taking a photo of the actress, but of her child who happened to be standing behind her. Witherspoon quickly apologized and returned to her family. The woman leaned over to her friend and whispered, "Sucker. I was so taking her picture."

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:30:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398138&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is A Helicopter Really That Necessary? I'm Just Trying To Do Some Crunches In Peace ]]>

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Stop-Loss star Ryan Phillippe's afternoon exercise was interrupted by a helicopter flying high above his Hollywood Hills home. Phillippe tried yelling at the copter, but his plea for privacy was drowned out by the whoosh of the whirling blades. Phillippe retreated inside his home, but quickly returned a few moments with an assortment of poster board and a large magic marker. Phillippe furiously scribbled a message on the poster board then held it up to the sky. The cards read:

-"Please Leave Me Alone"
-"Isn't Lindsay Lohan Maybe Holding Hands With That DJ Lady Somewhere?"
-"Or Isn't Madonna Cheating Somewhere With A.Rod?"
-"Seriously! Go Away! What Did I Do To Deserve This?"
-"And No, You Can't Say I Know What You Did Last Summer Either."

[Photo Credit: X17]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:45:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398063&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Today Was A Bad Day To Go Jogging ]]>

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Jeremy Piven most certainly felt the burn while jogging in Malibu on Monday afternoon. The Smokin' Aces star reportedly began to cramp up somewhere between mile two and three and attempted to walk it off. Piven slowly walked down the street, hoping that a car full of co-eds from near by Pepperdine University would come by and offer a ride back to his place. Alas, they never did, and Piven was forced to walk hands-on-hips all the way back to his place.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:15:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398064&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jude Law's Celebrity Status Couldn't Get Him A Better Spot At A Radiohead Concert ]]>

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Closer star Jude Law was unable to parlay his celebrity status into a closer spot at a London Radiohead concert over the weekend, much to his and his female's companion's dismay. The popular English actor had been able to get backstage at numerous concerts before, but Law ran into a bit of difficulty while explaining his situation to a group of roadies. The roadies were unfamiliar with his work and suggested that if he wanted to see the show from a better perspective, he should've gotten to the show earlier. Law turned back to his companion and said that his assistant must've forgotten to e-mail somebody and suggested that they watch the show like normal people. "Come on, it'll be a lark," Law was overheard saying.

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398036&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ That's Not My Wet Spot, Encino Man ]]>

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Brendan Fraser, star of the upcoming Journey To The Center Of The Earth, noticed a mysterious wet spot appearing on his designer t-shirt after posing with a child. Fraser gave the child a glare and asked him to explain the stain, but the child said that the wet spot was there when Fraser picked him up.

[Photo Credit: INF Daily]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:30:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398046&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ So, I Just Put My Hand On The Black Spot? ]]>

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Get Smart star Anne Hathaway implemented a Garanimals style system to help with her co-star Steve Carell's hand placement during a photo call in Rome. Hathaway had noticed at prior press conferences and premieres that Carell seemed unsure as to where he should put his hands, so Hathaway purchased this dress to help him out. Carell appreciated what he called the "hand squares on the dress" and thanked Hathaway for being so conscientious.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:20:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398028&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Photogs Finally Carpooling To Follow Lindsay Lohan Around ]]>

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Wanting to reduce their carbon footprint on the world, some members of the paparazzi rented out a Star Line tour van to track popular actress Lindsay Lohan and good friend Samantha Ronson on Sunday afternoon. One of the photographers felt it only made sense for them to share a ride since they planned on taking pictures of the same subject. The photographer added, "I don't think that this whole caring for the environment thing is going away any time soon. So, here we are in the van hoping that we all get a great shot while doing our part for the environment." Another photographer felt the tourist angle provided them with a bit of cover, but they quickly blew their own cover when they leaped out of the van to go in for a closer shot; "We're going to be a bit more subtle about it the next time around."

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:50:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397950&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Everybody Loves Boogie Boardin' ]]>

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Like every other celebrity, Everybody Loves Raymond star Ray Romano spent his Fourth of July weekend in Malibu, California. However, the TV funny man decided to catch some sweet waves instead of partying. Romano felt it'd be more beneficial to his overall well-being to go into the ocean as opposed to having to make small talk with Nicole Richie at a beach party.

[Photo Credit: X17 Online]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

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Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:00:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397949&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Gyllenhaal Is Very Excited ]]>

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Zodiac star Jake Gyllenhaal got very excited while training for his role in next summer's blockbuster Prince of Persia: Sands Of Time. Gyllenhaal knew that his role would require some physical activity and other feats of strength, but he was surprised to learn that he was going to ride a horse while holding a sword. Gyllenhaal said that it felt like one of his childhood dreams was coming to life and that he also hopes that some other dreams of his — like hitting a game winning grand slam for Boston Red Sox and going boogie boarding with Abraham Lincoln — come true in the next few years.

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.



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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:55:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397861&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ You Guys Are Still Following Me? Damn, It Must Be Slow ]]>

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Reality TV icon Audrina Patridge was surprised to see a couple of paps following her as she ran a few errands in Beverly Hills. At first, Patridge was slightly annoyed by their presence, but quickly grew to appreciate the company. At her second stop, Patridge asked if the photographers would want to go to Urth Caffe after she finished her errand. One of the photographers checked his phone and said that he got a hot tip about Miley Cyrus riding a giraffe somewhere in Toluca Lake and had to get down there ASAP. The other photog said that he also got the same tip and had to leave. Patridge thought that sounded really awesome and asked if she could tag along, but the paparazzi thought it might be kind of weird and it's bad enough that, in this green era that we live in, they're taking two cars to the scene instead of carpooling.

[Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.



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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:25:00 PDT Douglas Reinhardt http://defamer.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397806&view=rss&microfeed=true