yellojkt commented on Page Six And Howard Stern Make Peace

"The move to Sirius eliminated the need for celebrities to suck up to him and that left him with nothing but fart and boobie jokes."

yellojkt commented on We hear a Times story is coming

"Mo MoDo!"

yellojkt commented on 'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

"No way Ali has a chest big enough to be a CosmoGirl."

yellojkt commented on “It is a crime to have

"Having the backing of the ACLU has to a rather bitter, uh, pill, to swallow for a die-hard consie like Craig."

yellojkt commented on Old Jazzbo Hippie Claims Cheney Just Invaded Iraq For The Oil

"@ManchuCandidate: I read Fountainhead for fun because I liked the architecture slant."

yellojkt commented on Old Jazzbo Hippie Claims Cheney Just Invaded Iraq For The Oil

"•We invaded Iraq for the oil. •Dubya is an idiot. Neither of these revelations make Greenspan a genius."

yellojkt commented on Live Blogging The Emmys: Britney Better Show Up And Make This Worth Our While

"Seacrest is just taunting us know."

yellojkt commented on BREAKING ... CONDI RICE SHARES HOME WITH A LIBERAL

"So when Condi plays touch football, how wide is her stance?"

yellojkt commented on Cartoon Violence Keeps It Short And Sweet

"John McCain dresses in drag and rides Priscilla, Queen Of The Dessert."

yellojkt commented on Bush Speech Full of Victorious Lies

"Dubya's new slogan "Return on Success" is an attempt to top the Orwellian irony of his last successful slogan, "Mission Accomplished.""

yellojkt commented on 'New York Times' August Numbers: TimesSelect So Not Worth It

" Free "Next Six Months" Friedman! Let MoDo Breath! You can keep Krugman."

yellojkt commented on Where to Eat Lunch Around Times Square?

" I'm pretty fond of Bella Napoli for a real slice."

yellojkt commented on Bush Junior Makes the Devil Sign Again, At 9/11 Ceremony

" He's trying to do the Dane Cook SuperFinger but getting it ass-backwards."

yellojkt commented on Remembering The Partially Revealed Nipple That Rocked The World

" JT sure has left a wake of broken pop song lip-synchers in his past."

yellojkt commented on BREAKING UPDATE: Philippines

" In the Philippines, plunder is part of the constitutional duties of the president."

yellojkt commented on Know Your College Humor Founders

" @TedSez: How soon they forget Four Kings."

yellojkt commented on Sometimes we like to pretend

" @squawks: So Lola is a mini-Magic Rabbit?"

yellojkt commented on Sometimes we like to pretend

" Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? [Three more verses of bad Manilow theatrics] Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show Now it's a disco, but not for Lola Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind She lost her youth and she lost her Tony Now she's lost her mind! If I have this damn tune cootie, everybody has to have it."