Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency

" @allysonwonderland: I am now the Arianna Huffington of Defamer."

Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency

" @LickyDisco: People would be more than willing to vote for a woman or a black man to be president, but only one with relatively conservative-to-moderate credentials, one almost certain not to try to radically overhaul society in one quick swoop as Hillary tried to do in 1993."

Xenu commented on City Bakery Likely To Be Wiped Out In L.A. Cupcake War

" @LickyDisco: Kroger is here in L.A."

Xenu commented on City Bakery Likely To Be Wiped Out In L.A. Cupcake War

" From the looks of them, one can regularly find these "Visitor's Cakes" in the grass at local dog parks and along Skid Row sidewalks."

Xenu commented on 'Free Sean Stewart' Movement Not Gaining Steam After Least Favorite Hollywood Son Taken Into Police Custody

" @metroville: In my warped and polluted little mind, "missile" is a police euphemism for a dildo. But then, of course, that could also mean he threw himself at the car..."

Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency

" @SteamyMcFirecrotch: I'm on the Republicrat ticket."

Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency

" Dear Mr."

Xenu commented on Isaiah Washington Opens Up About The Pain Of A Very Public 'Grey's' Dumping

" @blt: Maybe Pat Robertson's got something in development."

Xenu commented on Studios, Toy Manufacturers Take Turns Shaking Down Families This Summer

" @Handsy_Labeouf: Who funds the First National Bank of Dad?"

Xenu commented on Isaiah Washington Opens Up About The Pain Of A Very Public 'Grey's' Dumping

" If you had a "real job," Mr."

Xenu commented on Where In The World Is Michael Bay?

" I love just absorbing the look of complete and utter self-satisfaction and superiority on that piece of crap Bay's face."

Xenu commented on Endeavor Dumps Paris Hilton In Her Hour Of Need

" Maybe after hearing she's no longer going to "act dumb," they got frightened they'd lose their 70% commission."

Xenu commented on Hilton's 'Get Out Of Jail' Party To Shame Lohan's 'Second Rehab Graduation" Soiree

" @Hyman Decent: If such a party takes place, I hope the organizer has the decency to flood the room with quick-drying cement once all the guests have arrived, thus providing a great service to all mankind."

Xenu commented on Bravo Exec Would Like You To Keep Your Probing Questions About His Domestic Life To Yourselves, Please

" @LickyDisco: Andy Cohen is the Whore of Babylon."

Xenu commented on Tom Waits Lyric Perfectly Sums Up Ex-Husband's Feelings About D-list Former Wife

" @VictorWard: "Damn straight." Uh, don't you mean, uh..."

Xenu commented on Endeavor Dumps Paris Hilton In Her Hour Of Need

" @Hyman Decent: One gets shivved with a shiv, just as one gets shanked with a shank."

Xenu commented on Studios, Toy Manufacturers Take Turns Shaking Down Families This Summer

" Pretty soon movies will be irrelevant, and studios will simply create trailers for their new merchandise lines that will launch strategically throughout the year: "We're going to the West Hollywood Target tonight to catch the 8:30 X-Men action figure, boxer brief, and flatware event." "We caught that last night."

Xenu commented on Johnny Depp Smiles And Nods Way Through Inscrutable Japanese Talk Show Ritual

" @Everybody Likes Pandas: I kept looking around for Meg White."