worst_1_yet commented on The Oscars According To Courtney Love

"Yet, her writeinging iss still somehow more innneresting than the webbsite i read it on"

worst_1_yet commented on Rachel Zoe, you have been

"Remember..."ya heard it here first," after we READ IT FIRST..In the New York Times.IN AN ARTICLE THAT CAME OUT SUNDAY."

worst_1_yet commented on This Round Of Andre Is On Me

"I think you must have made me laugh a couple of hundred times over the last few years, so thanks for that."

worst_1_yet commented on Heath Ledger Spent The Christmas Holiday With His Model Girlfriend, Gemma Ward

"Geezus, that must've been some headline."

worst_1_yet commented on Conan Buys In Brentwood, Dropping Subtle Hint To Leno To Get The Hell Out Already

"Yo, what's so "ginormous" about a 10-foot ceiling?"

worst_1_yet commented on Edmund Hillary Is Dead

"And I could give a fuck about how to "make" a supermodel."

worst_1_yet commented on Edmund Hillary Is Dead

"Gawker Artists is dead."

worst_1_yet commented on Funny Or Die

"So, uh...what's the "interesting" angle here again?"

worst_1_yet commented on On the internet, nobody goes quietly

"WAY TO GO DENTON!!!"

worst_1_yet commented on Hey, so! Emily here. Just

"move it on already...nothing to see here."

worst_1_yet commented on The Strokes Really Speak To Graydon Carter's Emo Kid Spike

"I don't know, anyone "edgy" enough to steal Murray Hill's look is ok with me."

worst_1_yet commented on Charles Kushner: God Will Not Forgive My Sister For Putting Me In Jail

"If you can't put somebody in jail out of jealousy, hate, or spite, why bother?"

worst_1_yet commented on Starbucks Distributes Magic Man Copperfield's Wisdom

"Wow."

worst_1_yet commented on Website Vindicated As Its Publishing Brand Extension Tanks!

"Can we just get a rough approximation of how many times each of you "content providers" looked your overlord in the eye, nodded, agreed, and added "yeah, I totally think people will buy it, too"?"

worst_1_yet commented on Please Don't Abort This Baby Too!

"Steal the abortion's quote for a t-shirt perhaps?"

worst_1_yet commented on Is Philadelphia Really The Ugliest?

"Actually, that you allow poor to equal ugly is the worst thing about this."

worst_1_yet commented on Nutty Eccentric Eventually Returns Stolen Masterpiece

"Just throwing on 20 years of storage fees ought to up it $20,000"

worst_1_yet commented on "Your Vagina Is Your Center. Always Remember That."

"Word on catbag."