wharfrat commented on All Of Free World Hoping McCain Drops Dead After Election Day

"Pelosi would only become president if both McCain and Palin crapped out."

wharfrat commented on Poltergeist Enemy No. 1: After

"They could do Willard again."

wharfrat commented on Lynne Spears Regrets Having Let Britney Get Wasted And Laid In Her Early Teens

"If Palin drops out, I spy an equally qualified candidate."

wharfrat commented on Fox News Blames Internet, Los Angeles for David Duchovny's Sex Addiction

""Sex addiction" is what they used to call being a selfish asshole, right?"

wharfrat commented on Superdelegate Shocker: Jon Cryer Sighted at McCain Fundraiser!

"It shoulda been Katherine Hiegl"

wharfrat commented on Truckload Of 'Valkyrie' Extras Want $11 Mil In Nazi Pain And Suffering

"Ein volk, ein welt, ein gelt."

wharfrat commented on 'NY Post' Alleges That John Cusack's Childhood is Sold, Bought, and Processed

"@SikeChick19: You'd kick our ass in the regionals---CP (bleck)---soon to be immortalized in Public Enemy."

wharfrat commented on Just Another Day In The Life For The Pivs

""What's your name?"

wharfrat commented on 'NY Post' Alleges That John Cusack's Childhood is Sold, Bought, and Processed

"And, yeah, he looks old--in the Chicago way too."

wharfrat commented on Will This Performance Save Tom Cruise's Career?

"I thought he was good in Magnolia, but I'll never forgive him for Born on the 4th of July."

wharfrat commented on 'NY Post' Alleges That John Cusack's Childhood is Sold, Bought, and Processed

"@SikeChick19: Very sorry to hear about the NW indiana thang."

wharfrat commented on Would You See This Man's R-Rated Mormon Movie?

"SO I guess this is the half of the country that doesn't believe god heals.."

wharfrat commented on Ernest Borgnine Has Discovered the Fountain of Youth, and It Is Masturbation

"If they were decent journalists, they woulda had a follow up---like, "Who do you fantasize about?"

wharfrat commented on Bible Publisher Set to Release The Lynne Spears Guide to Fucking Up Your Children

"@misterdirky: Most excellent."

wharfrat commented on Bernie Mac Ain't Scared Of Death, Motherfucker

"Old No."

wharfrat commented on Shia LaBeouf Has More Talent In His Little Finger Than Most Have In Their Whole Body; Unfortunately, They're Cutting It Off

""Shia LaBeouf is Jerry Garcia""

wharfrat commented on If Kevin Costner Backs It, But The Movie Is 'Swing Vote,' Will They Come?

"It's true--Costner has some talent for villains and slobs."

wharfrat commented on Depressing Celebrity Snapshot

"@Old No.7 How about Andy Dick?"