NoWireHangers commented on Live From Just For Laughs: The Defamer Kathy Griffin Interview

"Seth, I bet your palms were all sweaty. Kathy reads Defamer?"

NoWireHangers commented on Ambitious Colin Farrell Tell-All Now Casting Suckers With $20

"Thank God!"

NoWireHangers commented on Hey Rex Reed, Hope You're Happy!

"Sure, Defamer commenters have said far worse, but as a critic it's RR's job to keep it somewhat high brow so we can reach new lows."

NoWireHangers commented on Why Did This Little Girl Run Away From President Bush?

"He must have told the child he rigged it so he'd be in office another 4 years."

NoWireHangers commented on Zac Efron Joins Matt Damon's Weight Gain Club Just For Fun, Not For The Art Of Any Craft

"He looks like a freak hybrid of Malibu Ken and GI Joe."

NoWireHangers commented on Emmy Nomination Hell! 10 Plots and Subplots to Watch After Today's Big Announcements

"The Emmys are the worst."

NoWireHangers commented on Tom, Do You Like My New Look?

"@TillieHarper: Alfre Woodard still has it."

NoWireHangers commented on Tom, Do You Like My New Look?

""Drink the coffee, Anna Mae.""

NoWireHangers commented on Source: 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' Head Writer Not F**king Jimmy Kimmel

"Yeah, I'd be torn up too if people thought I was fucking Jimmy Kimmel."

NoWireHangers commented on Andy Dick Arrested For Finger-Lickin' Fondling

"@Old No.7: From what I've seen, Dick likes the bottom."

NoWireHangers commented on A day after the world learned

"And conversely, if writing for Jimmy Kimmel Live means you get to sleep with Jimmy Kimmel, then I'm content to continue my daytime blog reading ad infinitum, and just hope I don't get fired."

NoWireHangers commented on A day after the world learned

"If you have to sleep with Jimmy Kimmel to get a promotion, then I'm content to continue by daytime blog reading ad infinitum, and just hope I don't get fired."

NoWireHangers commented on Fox Boss Forgets Own 'Sci-fi Isn't Funny' Rule in Greenlighting 'Meet Dave'

"You can't write off an entire genre to justify the failure of a terrible movie."

NoWireHangers commented on Blind Item Guessing Game: Who's Gay, Closeted And Wants You To Fuck Their Wife?

"If Jada likes to ski... [theybf.com]"

NoWireHangers commented on Jennifer Lopez's Twins Ordered Never To Wear Same Outfit Twice (And Why J. Lo Shouldn't, Either)

"Can someone do the math to figure out how long we'll have to wait before she pulls a Hammer and goes bankrupt?"

NoWireHangers commented on Kevin Reilly Will Go To The Ends Of The Westside To Take Your Sitcom Pitch

"Just remind the writers to wash the shit stains out of their underwear, hide the bong, and put Maury Povich on mute before inviting Reilly onto the couch for a pitch party."

NoWireHangers commented on Why You Don't Care About Eddie Murphy

"Like I said earlier today, he's got talent."

NoWireHangers commented on 'Us Weekly' Liveblogs Sarah Silverman's Post-Jimmy Kimmel-Breakup Brunch Of Despair

"Yes, but did she salt and/or pepper her food?"