Transuranic commented on Milo Ventimiglia: 'Just Put Tons of Come On My Face. Tons.'

"@Tardy: Gayish is indeed related to Elvish - except for the bears, who obviously speak Dwarf."

Transuranic commented on Joyce Hyler Update: After

"Yay for recoveree, get well soon, etc. I think everyone here knows that gay men aren't allowed to donate blood."

Transuranic commented on Three Ways To Keep Astronauts from Going Crazy In Space

"Send a team of all gay guys and lesbians!"

Transuranic commented on Bernie Mac Ain't Scared Of Death, Motherfucker

"Kny Wst wldn't lv th F-bmb tht ngg drps t 3:10 n th vd."

Transuranic commented on Tori Spelling Quits '90210' Before Learning Valuable Lesson At End of Hour

"I would rather watch Tina Fey play Minesweeper for a week than endure one minute of this colossal cluster of non-talent. oh, I mean, uh TEAM JESSIE SPANO."

Transuranic commented on Natalie Portman Turns Scream Queen: An 'End of Ideas' Roundup

"Reviving perfectly-made cheeseballs from decades past HURTS MAMA."

Transuranic commented on The Top 10 Female TV Characters Women Want To Be Like And Men Want To Be With

"I'm not even going to watch the video, because I know Chloe from 24 isn't on there."

Transuranic commented on The Top 10 TV Characters Men Want To Be Like And Women Want To Be With

"It's "heteronormative", jimstoic, GAWD. A better list, in no order: Agent Mulder, Dexter Morgan, Agent Cooper, Lee "Apollo" Adama, Sam "Cylon" Anders, Helo, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Kenneth the NBC page, and Keith the hot Mormon bearcub."

Transuranic commented on The Beer At Gay Bars Must Be Especially Good

"Dude, I'd hit it."

Transuranic commented on Shia LaBeouf And The Kingdom Of The Royally Screwed

"@WGARefugee: actually, Selly should try Gawker, Consumerist, or Jezebel, where there are so many not-worth-clicking comments that spam just gets lost in the crowd"

Transuranic commented on Paris Hilton's Genitals Finally Go Legit In 'Repo: The Genetic Opera'

"@Mr-Busy: However, Nomi Malone is waiting in the audience, busy practicing her genital thrusts and looking on with hunger."

Transuranic commented on Snickers Makes Fun Of Effeminate Men By Shooting Them

"Oops, end of comment follows re: plenty of other ways for this commercial to end up: Have Mr."

Transuranic commented on Snickers Makes Fun Of Effeminate Men By Shooting Them

"I think my point about straight white suburban people of privilege needing a clue stick is pervasively clear. There are plenty of ways of being funny about gay people other than by pointing guns at them."

Transuranic commented on Why Keira Knightley’s Newest Rival Will Never Be ‘The Next’ Pout-y Princess

"Diablo Cody is a Girl Scout Cookie."

Transuranic commented on Zombie Slaughter Is The Man's Fault, In Redband Quarantine Trailer

"@benizdead: so, link us to the torrent of the subtitled version, plzkthx?"

Transuranic commented on Snickers Makes Fun Of Effeminate Men By Shooting Them

"You've got to be incredibly naive to think that pairing a "funny-walkin'" speedwalker up against an Alpha Hetero Mr."

Transuranic commented on Snickers Makes Fun Of Effeminate Men By Shooting Them

"Straight white suburban boys who have never ever set foot in the jungle of the real world are clearly the nutless ones."

Transuranic commented on Batman Don't Do Handouts: Christian Bale's Attempted Momicide Might Have Been About £££

"I'm sorry, did someone say something?"