tmp00 commented on Attention Drivers: GOP/CAA Black Hole Under Construction After 4:30 Today

"The Century Plaza was always Reagan's favorite."

tmp00 commented on Heather Locklear's 911 Call Placed by Concerned, Paparazzi-Friendly Former 'Us Weekly' Staffer

"I wouldn't look that good if Hurrell returned from the dead to take my picture, never mind in a mug shot..."

tmp00 commented on Jay Leno to Ellen DeGeneres: How Can People Be Homophobes When West Hollywood is So 'Clean'?

"I think we should all go and have sex in West Hollywood Park and dirty it back up."

tmp00 commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Now Thisclose to Braining Barbara Walters With Her Floral Coffee Mug

"Sharon Stone is at least entertaining."

tmp00 commented on Paul Newman, Academy Award Winner, Dead At 83

"Future generations take notes: this is how you do superstardom"

tmp00 commented on Judd Apatow Gets In Bed With YouTube Sensation Bo Burnham

"yes, but by 19 he'll be on A&E talking about his molestation and whining that somebody touched his shoes.."

tmp00 commented on In These Times of Economic Crisis, We Turn To Noted Finger-Wagger Dr. Phil

"I hate "Dr" Phil."

tmp00 commented on Oscars to Be 100% Funnier/Gayer With Ricky Gervais and Bill Condon At The Helm

"Is it churlish to point out that 100% of nothing is still nothing?"

tmp00 commented on Joy Behar Dismayed To Discover That Paris Hilton Is Still Allowed to Vote

"I'm dismayed to see that Paris is still allowed on TV"

tmp00 commented on Cloris Leachman On Carrie Ann Inaba: 'Oh, You Bitch'

"Watch your back Carrie Ann- Cloris learned how to kill from MTM herself.."