jackass penguin commented on Heather Locklear's 911 Call Placed by Concerned, Paparazzi-Friendly Former 'Us Weekly' Staffer

"@K3y: Actually it doesn't matter whether they were prescribed or if she's drunk on cough syrup, that's why it's no longer called Driving While Intoxicated and instead is Driving Under the Influence."

jackass penguin commented on Will Kirk Cameron Be The Surprise King of The Box Office This Weekend?

"@Leviticus_71: PLEASE tell me when and where this show is on!!"

jackass penguin commented on Margaret Cho Still Desires X-Rated Eskimo Kiss From 'Ultimate Misogynist' Sarah Palin

"@Losin_it: I think what harshmellow might be getting at is the same confusion I've always had with black, gay, Republicans...Why would you want to be a member of a club that takes your dues money, but never lets you use the VIP room, the coke or the hookers and then makes fun of you when you leave the room?"

jackass penguin commented on Miley Cyrus Will Leave The Stripping to Her New Underwear Model Boytoy

"I caught him on Nashville Star and if it makes you feel any better he DOES appear to be fifteen emotionally."

jackass penguin commented on Recovering Roger Ebert Pummeled By Angry 'NY Post' Critic

"@EuroDad: LOL!!"

jackass penguin commented on Recovering Roger Ebert Pummeled By Angry 'NY Post' Critic

"Lou seriously needs his ass kicked...he's just lucky it wasn't Kanye sitting behind him."

jackass penguin commented on Mutant Ninja Turtle Kanye West's Paparazzi Beatdown: The Video

"I just love how the assistants stand there and let their boss commit an act in airport that is certain to get him arrested."

jackass penguin commented on All Of Free World Hoping McCain Drops Dead After Election Day

"@dinalohan: motion is carried [news.bostonherald.com]"

jackass penguin commented on All Of Free World Hoping McCain Drops Dead After Election Day

"@jeffersonian: Oh what books did she want to ban, do tell!"

jackass penguin commented on All Of Free World Hoping McCain Drops Dead After Election Day

"@Sleepyhead: I was going to say that, but I thought maybe Bush changed that in the Constitution while I wasn't looking too."