Hipp commented on College Kids Horrified by Dorks at New Yorker's Dance Party

"After the first 9 dollar drink, we went around the corner and bought pints of hard alcohol, drank on the side street and came back fully loaded."

Hipp commented on Worst Of Sarah Palin's Katie Couric Interview (So Far)

"I'm just waiting for McCain and Palin to unzip those human suits on inauguration day to reveal Kang and Kodos. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

Hipp commented on "Everything Is Lava Except For This Paint Strip!!! Carolyn, You're In the Lava!!!!!"

""And Drew wept," I think is the next line."

Hipp commented on Protester Raises Crucial Issue At Convention

"So Crystal Pepsi wasn't part of an intense fever-dream I had in my formative years?"

Hipp commented on Gossip Girl Invades Carroll Gardens, Olds Are Befuddled, Enraged

"By "South Slope" then, you mean Windsor Terrace?"

Hipp commented on Columbia Plays Yale On Gossip Girl, Monocles Fall Out in Disbelief

"Brooklyn College doubled for Yale, actually."

Hipp commented on Which Actress Has Taken Up Smack?

"I wish these blind items featured Stevie Wonder and Gov."

Hipp commented on The Best HuffPo Blast Email Ever

"At least I knew why I didn't understand the Huffington Post for once."

Hipp commented on Is The Montauk Monster Satan's Bacon?

"I'm just glad I'll be able to tell future generations that I was there when Gawker became a cryptozoology site."

Hipp commented on 5 Reasons Why We Are So Fascinated By the Montauk Monster

"The only truism attached to this story is that Richard won't have to do another post until 2009."