Hipp commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again

"On my birthday?"

Hipp commented on Dude

"@rod townsend: If I knew math, I wouldn't be an out of work writer."

Hipp commented on Dude

"8:40's twice as good."

Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"@Kathy: To wit!"

Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"Also, there's a guy on the F train--a little scrawny black dude, with a cowboy hat, all black clothes, and an amp strapped to his back that's always set on Prince-esque levels of chorus--who plays almost nothing but "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (hey hey, hey hey yeah)."

Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics

"When I met the bum who's family was killed by ninjas, he was actually holding a sign that said "Need some cash so I can go to a club and get taken hope and felt up by some drunk ladies" or something to that effect."

Hipp commented on Julia Allison To Brooklyn?

"Look, Park Slope is weird enough to live in as it is."

Hipp commented on Readers Outraged At Perez Hilton's Phone-Call Scheme

"Once his star burns out, he can charge $4.99 for HJs by the Santa Monica peer, too!"

Hipp commented on Will Video Blogs Replace Book Reviews?

"Quick posts will replace proofread posts."

Hipp commented on Vote For The New White Racial Slur!

"What about 'Reagans'? It's..."

Hipp commented on Sad Day on the UES

"Hopefully, this will keep Schwartz's attention focused and, in turn, stop Gossip Girl from becoming the farce that was the third- and fourth-season of the O.C."

Hipp commented on Gossip Girl's Jenny May Spin-Off to Boarding School

"I don't know what's worse, admitting that I care that Josh Schwartz has denied this rumor or that I got the info from Perez?"

Hipp commented on Where Are They Now

"Considering how many people had their smart-phones out and logged onto Facebook, tap-tap-tapping away to search and add everyone within their same conversational orbit as a friend, it's not really surprising that post-Gawker success is endemic."

Hipp commented on Incompetent Facebook Leaves Open Back Door To Stalker Feature

"That was supposed to be 'sliding,' of course, and should in no way be construed as an endorsement of White Castle."

Hipp commented on Incompetent Facebook Leaves Open Back Door To Stalker Feature

"if you type "-+" into the search box, Facebook sends a friend request from matter to anti-matter, who then accepts the request."

Hipp commented on Foo Fighters Will "Call Out a Catering Jihad" if Tour Rider Is Ignored

"The best part about this rider is that it hasn't been banned by Saks for shoplifting."

Hipp commented on Brits Still Obsessed With Heather Mills

""The trick is only pick on those who can do you no harm, like: 'The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!'""

Hipp commented on 'Weekend Update' With Vlad and Niko

"Liberty City is to New York City as current SNL is to everything that came before."