thecatsmeow commented on Heckling George Michael Treats Dr. Phil For Depression

"The last thing I would want when I go to a concert I paid for is to pointed and laughed at."

thecatsmeow commented on Don't You Think Jack Bauer Deserves To Get The New iPhone A Few Weeks Early?

"GF to kiefer through clenched teeth: "Let me do the talking and don't screw this up!" Kiefer to self: "....um, I don't even want a phone...can we go now?""

thecatsmeow commented on Frosty Box Julia Roberts Refuses To Indulge Letterman In Stroller-Pushing Small Talk

"I'm not a huge fan of most of her movies, but I have to admit she's looking good especially after 3 kids!"

thecatsmeow commented on Denise Richards Wants Not One Drop Of Charlie Sheen's Prostitute- Tranny- Infested Man-Seed

"Paging Dr."

thecatsmeow commented on Just Rolling Out The Chosen Two's Rouge Carpet Will Cost Brangelina $20 Million Dollars

"If she happened to go into labor while working in another country it would be one thing, but to travel to another country (even countries with inferior medicine) to have your children is rather odd at the very least."

thecatsmeow commented on Oprah Winfrey Has A New Diet Plan In Which She'll Save Animals' Lives And Promptly Go Insane

"There is no way I'm looking to her for advise on getting thin."

thecatsmeow commented on Denise Richards Augmenting Paltry $25 million Divorce Settlement With Hefty E! Payday

"How could anyone possibly live on $52,000 per ye...I mean month."

thecatsmeow commented on There’s no shortage of sleazy

"Runninghorse: Yes!"

thecatsmeow commented on Early 'Sex And The City' Review Prepares You To Hunker Down For A Five-Episode Marathon

"$100."

thecatsmeow commented on Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi

"Who?Team Bill."

thecatsmeow commented on There’s no shortage of sleazy

"Classy and way too cool for words."

thecatsmeow commented on If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot

"It took at least 5 minutes for my brain to compute that picture and now I wish I hadn't spent that much time on it."

thecatsmeow commented on Drama At The Met: Wedding Rings Gone MIA, Honcho Snubs And Catfights Galore

"And why was Kiefer left off the invite list?"

thecatsmeow commented on The Clooney Charm May Have Met Its Match

"I agree sundaegirl."

thecatsmeow commented on Cameron Diaz Spotted Leaving Party With Second Most Famous 'Entourage' Cast Member

"A different guy every couple of weeks?"

thecatsmeow commented on My Male Pattern Baldness Prevents Me From Lifting Heavy Items

"He looks like a thin version of Phil Collins."

thecatsmeow commented on Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other

"I'm giving it 6.2 months in the office"How Long Will This Marriage Last?" pool."

thecatsmeow commented on From the cancer-stricken title

"Russell should have told him to turn beet red and then place his hand to his throat/neck which is the universal sign for "I'm choking"."