tbolt commented on Whoopsi Goldberg Still Getting The Hang Of Correctly Identifying International Pop Sensations

"I chuckle at anyone who would know the difference."

tbolt commented on Today On 'Feeling Zoila': Giving Danks For Breakfast

"Sheens friend is named Token btw."

tbolt commented on Breaking! Jamie Lynn Spears Completes Circle Of White Trash Life

"Mom at 17, so factoring in fading values & morale decay, ten bucks says she picks up grandma at 29 & great granny at 40."

tbolt commented on Today On 'Feeling Zoila': Giving Danks For Breakfast

"We can expect Sheen to be featured as "nigger guy" in the next southpark."

tbolt commented on Jamie Spears Gives Up Promising Career In Catering To Take Care Of Britney

"@Lala11_7: Yes, but there was no money in that."

tbolt commented on Tuskegee Airmen Have Yet To Publicly Voice Concerns That George Lucas Will 'Jar Jar Up' Their Story

"I would suggest that Robert Downey jr in blackface is uniquely qualified to portray the plight of our african american war heros."

tbolt commented on Crankhead Bird Fetishist and Doc Subject Heidi Fleiss Puts the 'Mad' in Madam

"I would suggest Hades"

tbolt commented on Billy Ray Cyrus's Touching Loyalty To Daughter Miley Underscored By Poignant Poop-Stomping Metaphor

"

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It is what it is."

tbolt commented on Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'She's Gonna Grow Up And Hate Me'

"I would think those doors would be operated by remote control or at least order the asst to slam it,...."

tbolt commented on Where's Affleck?

"It looks like a Jib-Jab production."

tbolt commented on Katherine, Could You Keep Your Thinly Veiled Criticism of The Pilots To A Minimum?

"I bet she gets an extra helping of mucus in her food when she dines out."

tbolt commented on Dana Carvey Uses Career Hiatus To Add Another 700 Characters To His Repertoire

"@CourageousCoward: That was his "Rich Little""

tbolt commented on Brangelina Enlists Tacky Psychic To Help Design Chosen Twins' Nursery

"I think its a forgone conclusion if we use history as our guide."

tbolt commented on Joy Behar Will Destroy You, Barbara Walters. Is That Clear?

"She gets her boxers in a wad too easily."

tbolt commented on Ryan Seacrest To Help Sexually Confused 'Bros' Befriend Brody Jenner

"not funny version: DANECOOKMANCE ...sorry, i'm on a slippery slope here"

tbolt commented on Ryan Seacrest To Help Sexually Confused 'Bros' Befriend Brody Jenner

"ed mcmahon version: NOMANSE"

tbolt commented on Ryan Seacrest To Help Sexually Confused 'Bros' Befriend Brody Jenner

"rude anti-semetic version: FRANCEMANCE"

tbolt commented on Three Simple Rules For Getting Lindsay Lohan To Work On Time

"I just don't understand lesbians."