Comments from sundaeg1rl

sundaeg1rl commented on Do Not Leave Jonathan Rhys Meyers Alone With Your Puppy. He Will Eat It.

Fri, 23 May 2008 13:15:33 PDT

IMHO, JRM can eat anything he likes - starting with me...

sundaeg1rl commented on "I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"

Fri, 23 May 2008 13:13:52 PDT

Lily Allen is hideous inside and out, so all is forgiven. Also, her sense of decorum is severely lacking. As for that belly...

sundaeg1rl commented on Just Rolling Out The Chosen Two's Rouge Carpet Will Cost Brangelina $20 Million Dollars

Fri, 23 May 2008 13:11:32 PDT

Bloody hell - is that Ange or Demis Roussos?

sundaeg1rl commented on Tarnished Tween Queen Miley Cyrus Caught Eating Her Clothes Off

Fri, 23 May 2008 13:08:38 PDT

Camwhore as an artform. Lovely.

sundaeg1rl commented on Is Britney Spears Plotting A Comeback In The Perilous Land Of The All-You-Can-Eat $4.99 Buffet?

Fri, 23 May 2008 10:12:31 PDT

She's the only one who parades around in her undies, yet she doesn't have her own lingerie line yet. What's up with that??? She could be her own greatest advert! (not that I'm encouraging it, mind)

sundaeg1rl commented on Orlando-based pop svengali

Fri, 23 May 2008 10:10:58 PDT

25 years. Just think how many boy bands pass through the fame portal in that time!

Also, why isn't he being tried for crimes against humanity/my eardrums?

sundaeg1rl commented on So there was this legendary

Fri, 23 May 2008 10:06:52 PDT

I'd like to see Phil Spector and Gary Glitter choppered off to a remote island and left to rot/battle out the crazy. Also, his hairpiece supplier needs arresting for crimes against sanity.

sundaeg1rl commented on Kat Von D Now Fucking Nikki Sixx

Fri, 23 May 2008 10:03:45 PDT

Blimey, Nikki Sixx is now into lookalike trannies? Sobriety is not working out for him at all...

sundaeg1rl commented on Acting: The Job So Easy, A Monkey Can Do It!

Thu, 22 May 2008 13:39:56 PDT

I pity the fool who has to work inside Madonna's crotch. I also pity myself: that link led me to another link which led me to discover news of Perez Hilton's new clothing line. WTF???? Who'd wanna look like that tramp?

sundaeg1rl commented on Acting: The Job So Easy, A Monkey Can Do It!

Thu, 22 May 2008 06:39:12 PDT

@pureblarney: Oh, me too!

sundaeg1rl commented on When In Cannes, Angelina Jolie Does As The Topless Cannesians Do

Mon, 19 May 2008 17:20:23 PDT

Oh dear god, how am I supposed to get any work done now???

sundaeg1rl commented on PETA's Nominees For Sexiest Male Vegetarian Could Use Some Meat

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:52:29 PDT

@ClipOnGirl: Shamefully, the only thing I know him from is Elf. Now that Dudley Moore's gone, does this guy qualify for his vacant Sex Thimble throne?

sundaeg1rl commented on Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini

Sat, 17 May 2008 14:26:06 PDT

Is that man sniffing Jen's butt in the last pic?

sundaeg1rl commented on Teri Hatcher: Ear Rapist

Sat, 17 May 2008 12:46:32 PDT

Princess Chelsea has the look of Paris Hilton about her. And Teri Hatcher ought to be in that competition - her face scares me some!

(Elwood FTW: I'm a sucker for a cutie with a tongue)

sundaeg1rl commented on Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:32:07 PDT

@maxfield1: Alternatively, take the David Blaine approach and just stare into her eyes for as long as possible.

Or avert your gaze to a spot just behind her. That'd really freak her out.

sundaeg1rl commented on Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Madge Or Whatever She Calls Herself' Isn't Nearly As Hip As He Is

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:28:55 PDT

Madonna in 'no saucy songs' shocker! I'm speechless!

sundaeg1rl commented on We Do!

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:26:49 PDT

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!

sundaeg1rl commented on Portia De Rossi-DeGeneres The Happiest Girl In The Room

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:25:26 PDT

Well, this is fantastic news all round! Cue a mass influx of gay wedding planners, ring designers, etc etc - it's what happened here in Blighty!

sundaeg1rl commented on Jennifer Lopez's Contractor Summoned From Birthday Dinner With His Dying Mother

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:22:22 PDT

She looks like Grandma Lopez in that picture

sundaeg1rl commented on Back Up! Back Up! This Lady Could Explode!

Thu, 15 May 2008 14:33:15 PDT

@laura23: I fully agree. The only thing that's gonna make this woman ugly is being hit by a truck, but even then there's a good chance that her innards are gorgeous too, even when they're smeared all over the road. Oh yeah, she'd make fantastic roadkill.

sundaeg1rl commented on Early 'Sex And The City' Review Prepares You To Hunker Down For A Five-Episode Marathon

Thu, 15 May 2008 12:29:49 PDT

@heidiho: Oh yeah, I always forget how good that film is. I also like Honeymoon in Vegas, but that's more to do with the Flying Elvises, to be honest. Nothing beats Flying Elvi!

sundaeg1rl commented on Dolly Parton Threatening To Sue Howard Stern For Tossing Her Lovely Audio Book Into A Filth Salad (NSFW)

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:29:50 PDT

Dolly, I love you very much but you need to kick back with a bottle of Jack and listen to these again. I am peeing myself laughing (but not in a Kenny Rogers way)...

sundaeg1rl commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?

Mon, 12 May 2008 04:56:36 PDT

You know how people are creeped out by people who breastfeed? I'm creeped out by those who don't, and in fact think breastfeeding is disgusting and unnatural. THAT'S criminal!

Has anyone ever read the 'Tales of the Unexpected' 'Royal Jelly' story by Roald Dahl? This smacks of it!

sundaeg1rl commented on Which Star Just Told Us She Has A Fake Butt?

Sat, 10 May 2008 04:58:57 PDT

Miley Cyrus looks like any other miserable, sulky, spoilt teenager. If I were her mother I'd be grounding her ungrateful ass AND make her write a letter of apology to Annie L.

sundaeg1rl commented on "Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

Fri, 09 May 2008 14:37:52 PDT

Erm, Perez? Pot, kettle, black?

sundaeg1rl commented on Vh1 Goes To The Has-Been Well Once Again For Upcoming 'Heartthrobs' Show

Fri, 09 May 2008 01:47:23 PDT

You all forgot Fred's finest movie moment:

sundaeg1rl commented on Tom And Katie Kiss And Make Up With Beckhams

Thu, 08 May 2008 14:17:06 PDT

Holy catflap. What's up with Katie 'n' Vicky? Have they been made up by House of Whores, or simply been replaced by their Madame Tussaud's wax replicas? Or, perhaps, their robotic RealDoll selves?

Oh god. I'm scared for all humanity.

sundaeg1rl commented on Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mommy Gay?'

Wed, 07 May 2008 14:49:20 PDT

BFY. Big Fucking YAWN.

@NoWireHangers: Crocs AND a 90s shell suit would be amazing. I am off to see if I can't work this out in Photoshop...

sundaeg1rl commented on The Clooney Charm May Have Met Its Match

Wed, 07 May 2008 05:25:47 PDT

@NoGrumpys: It's Giorgio Armani. Georgie and Giorgio - FABULOUS.

sundaeg1rl commented on The Clooney Charm May Have Met Its Match

Wed, 07 May 2008 05:24:52 PDT

Well, you can slag off Julia all you like, but I think she's pretty OK. She's a classy gal. She doesn't have to get her lady bits out every 5 minutes to prove a point. Heck, she even made prostitution look classy in Pretty Woman!

Anyway, Jennifer Garner is WAAAAY more horsey in the face...

sundaeg1rl commented on My Male Pattern Baldness Prevents Me From Lifting Heavy Items

Wed, 07 May 2008 05:20:33 PDT

@thecatsmeow: Oh yes! He's first in line for the Phil Collins biopic (God forbid THAT should ever happen!)

Jude can't carry anything because he has his hands stuffed in his pockets to disguise the fact that snug-fitting jeans aren't exactly flattering to those with small penises.

sundaeg1rl commented on The Paparazzi Take A Weekend Trip To Louisiana For Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Shower

Wed, 07 May 2008 05:17:32 PDT

Yeah, I'd give that backside an 'F' too. F for Flabby, Failing Fanny.

sundaeg1rl commented on Kidman Vs. Chenowith: Battle Of The Dustys

Fri, 02 May 2008 15:35:35 PDT

Nicole as Dusty? NOOOOOOO!!!! *cries*

Renee Zellweger as Janis? WTF????

I feel nauseous all of a sudden...about to have two of my idols defiled on the big screen!

sundaeg1rl commented on Rumored Tape Shows Angelina Jolie Snorting Heroin: 'Wow, This Is Really Good Smack'

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:44:37 PDT

You know what would be more shocking than this video? Amy Winehouse in a Laura Ashley dress (long sleeves, naturally) and straw bonnet taking tea at the Ritz with her granny. Now THAT would be a fun scoop!

sundaeg1rl commented on Rumored Tape Shows Angelina Jolie Snorting Heroin: 'Wow, This Is Really Good Smack'

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:41:00 PDT

@VirusWithShoes: Well, not far off, seeing as it's a clip from Gia...

sundaeg1rl commented on The Force Is Strong In This Nerd Screaming At Briefcases

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:42:57 PDT

UPDATE: according to the BBC, the pig's been found! HURRAY! [news.bbc.co.uk]

sundaeg1rl commented on Twitter Along With Diablo Cody

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:33:33 PDT

@RocketRockit: I think it's for drama queens and attention whores.

sundaeg1rl commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:14:36 PDT

Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife...

sundaeg1rl commented on Jenna Jameson Steps Over Naked Bodies Littering The Porn-Star Crossover Trail

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:37:27 PDT

I want to see the porno/cookery show crossover. Barbequed wiener, anyone?

sundaeg1rl commented on New Strain of Medical Marijuana Totally Harshing Tom Cruise's Buzz

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:34:05 PDT

@Plankton420: I would like to smoke with Lenny Kravitz, Angelina Jolie and Prince. Also, in my senior years I plan to retire to Amsterdam to be a professional tester. It'll help with the arthritis.