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"His ability to observe human characteristics and work it, makes him one of the most entertaining artists."

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"Why didn't he warn the waitress of his allergies to make sure that his food was not even cross contaminated by say cooking oil or a previously used cooking utensil.... Why didn't he carry EpiPens, Benadryl? Was he wearing a Medic Alert bracelet that would have listed his food allergies?"

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spanktastic commented on Greta Van Susteren Bays For Blood Of Anderson Cooper

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