snowback commented on Killjoy 'Juno' Co-Star Dashes America's Ellen Page-Lesbian-Werewolf Dreams

"Not that it matters, but you hoe a row, you don't hoe a road."

snowback commented on James Cameron Inducted Into Canada's Roundaboot Of Fame

"@colineff: Actually, not only Kiefer and Donald, but also Kiefer's mom Shirley Douglas."

snowback commented on What Harper’s Bazaar Wants You to Know About George Clooney’s Girlfriend

"I bet she swallows the scorpion now."

snowback commented on Hardened Ex-Cons Who've Spent Time In The Hole Are The New Strippers

"No, that street was pretty rough, actually."

snowback commented on The good news for Beverly

"And sorry for the do-over re the VF party."

snowback commented on The good news for Beverly

"Someone will probably also point out that the VF party isn't actually happening this year."

snowback commented on The good news for Beverly

"Um, and someone's probably also going to point out that the VF party is cancelled this year."

snowback commented on The Biggest Loser: Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson Edition

"I'll buy that for a dollar."

snowback commented on Harvard Offers Paris Hilton Celebutard Emeritus Status

"Lay off the whiffenpoofs, Seth -- seriously, you have no idea who you are dealing with."

snowback commented on Star Magazine Goes Deep Inside Britney Spears' Crazy Sex House!

"@Sweet Panda Love: I meant unwrapped, but since you asked -- yes, she can do that thing with her jaw."

snowback commented on Star Magazine Goes Deep Inside Britney Spears' Crazy Sex House!

"but then after you make the trip all the way over to her place, trudge up the stairs, put up with the itchy cuffs and the sad little "welcome to las vegas" novelty whips and the earnest one-syllable dirty talk, and still all you get for your trouble is that busted vadge she showed the world whe she got out of that car."

snowback commented on The Grove Prepares For Hollywood's Most Festive, Prefabricated Christmas Celebration

"December 2006: I, a Canadian Jew in Los Angeles (hi Seth!) product of a childhood of icy White Channukahs, introducing my young children to the holiday season at the Grove, in the form of a dishsoap-bubble fake snowstorm, surrounded by a sea of Lubovich children."

snowback commented on With Contract Deadline Looming, The WGA Dispatches Its Red-Shirted Army

"This is exactly like the scene at the end of Revenge of the Nerds when the big black Tri-Lams file in front of the stage wearing their cardigans and crossing their arms and saying "Not so fast, Coach." It brings tears to my eyes."

snowback commented on Alec Baldwin's '30 Rock' One-Man Tour-De-Force

"@FreedomFries: Couldn't agree more, though I think you buried the best part of the line -- I think it was "never go with a hippie to a second location." I ran that back a dozen times."

snowback commented on How Not To Quit Your Job

"I'm just visiting from defamer but is this what passes for scandal over here at gawker?"

snowback commented on Cher And Matthew Perry Suckers For Irish Love Songs

"Not a single Kiefer moment?"

snowback commented on Jim Carrey Resists Urge To Talk Through Ass In YouTube PSA

"I am told that Nikki Finke was totally wrong about the terms of the Yes Man deal, BTW."

snowback commented on 'Sweeney Todd': Not, Apparently, The Snuggly Schnookums of Fleet Street

"In "Shoah," could we..sorry."