"but then after you make the trip all the way over to her place, trudge up the stairs, put up with the itchy cuffs and the sad little "welcome to las vegas" novelty whips and the earnest one-syllable dirty talk, and still all you get for your trouble is that busted vadge she showed the world whe she got out of that car."
"December 2006: I, a Canadian Jew in Los Angeles (hi Seth!) product of a childhood of icy White Channukahs, introducing my young children to the holiday season at the Grove, in the form of a dishsoap-bubble fake snowstorm, surrounded by a sea of Lubovich children."
"This is exactly like the scene at the end of Revenge of the Nerds when the big black Tri-Lams file in front of the stage wearing their cardigans and crossing their arms and saying "Not so fast, Coach." It brings tears to my eyes."
"@FreedomFries:
Couldn't agree more, though I think you buried the best part of the line -- I think it was "never go with a hippie to a second location." I ran that back a dozen times."
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