sloanish commented on Michael Scott to Crack Awkward Racial Joke Following Darryl's Drug Bust

"Pineapple Express seems a little disturbing now."

sloanish commented on Outfoxed: Though ticket prices

"Fox makes really bad movies because they get involved."

sloanish commented on Brilliant Film Critic Tragically Mistaken For Pathetic Drunk

"Every site needs it's wackpack."

sloanish commented on An Open Letter to Quentin Tarantino on the Occasion of His Latest Gross Overexposure

"This is kinda dumb."

sloanish commented on The Stanley Cup Had A Way More Fabulous, Celebrity-Filled Fourth Of July Than You Did

"Uh...the Red Wings rape and pillage and you are all on the chopping block."

sloanish commented on Which Hottest Woman In The 'Maxim' Universe Totally Blew Off Jeremy Piven At The Guys Choice Awards?

"Those tats are gonna look really bad in ten years."

sloanish commented on Tatum O'Neal: 'The Dog Ate My Sobriety'

"This was the toughest test I've taken in 10 years."

sloanish commented on Earthlink's Incompetent Email Tech Support Frustrates Felix

"I had Earthlink DSL for 7 years."

sloanish commented on I Was Under The Impression That You Weren't Going To Wear A Top, That's All

"bad tats plus waste of space = Uwe Boll starlet in four years"

sloanish commented on "Guitar Hero": Already Over?

"AcidReign, if you're over 15, don't you know that Rock Band can/will smash even real guitars?"

sloanish commented on Fancy-Shmancy Pizza in LA

"Hmmm."

sloanish commented on The One Where The Editor Says It's Time To Move On

"Who couldn't see this coming?"

sloanish commented on Is U2 Going To Leave Universal Music Group Behind?

"It's so hip and cool to hate U2!"

sloanish commented on Radiohead To Journalists: You'll Get Your "In Rainbows" MP3s When Everyone Else Does

"So Radiohead doesn't want the press to hear the new album because it's bad..."