shutupitsmine commented on Seth's Rogenitals Not On Display In 'Zack And Miri' Redband Trailer

"See, when liberated from the Apatow, the Rogen can be funny!"

shutupitsmine commented on The Obama Attack Ad That Doesn't Need the MSM

"That American voters are so ignorant of American history that they don't know the context of the Weather Underground is more fucked up than the ad itself."

shutupitsmine commented on Blogging An Abortion: "Precious, Silver-Tongued, Knocked Up 16 Year Olds Where Are You??"

"@TaraIncognita: The short answer?"

shutupitsmine commented on Blogging An Abortion: "Precious, Silver-Tongued, Knocked Up 16 Year Olds Where Are You??"

"I hope this girl is reading Jezebel."

shutupitsmine commented on Left of the dial…

"I bought this for my parents."

shutupitsmine commented on Roy Den Hollander Will Not Be Intimidated By Lesbian Feminzai Bonerkillers

"It is so nice when clowns like Roy and Rick do all the heavy lifting for us by showing their assholian logic without any of us pretty feminist girls having to wreck our manicures."

shutupitsmine commented on Screw Shia's Pinkie: Christina Applegate Had A Double Mastectomy

"That is one bad ass blonde."

shutupitsmine commented on Manager/Producer Joan Hyler Recovering After Car Hits, Throws Her on PCH

"Joan is one of the coolest, toughest, and secretly menschiest broads in LA."

shutupitsmine commented on In The Gossip Girl Universe, Beauty Is The Local Currency

"This is the same interview where Savage said she likes teenage girls because they think they are so important and their problems are so unique."

shutupitsmine commented on Justin Theroux Promises 'Iron Man 2' Script With 100 Percent Less Batdrama

"If he would only confront Christian Bale in a hotel, I think we might be able to get the perfect shirtless male post going. I'm still presuming he writes everything naked and sweaty."

shutupitsmine commented on 'American Apparel' Owner Wants You to Find His Dog, Maybe Buy its Clothes

"Hedkayce disappeared the first time from Echo Park, not from Silver Lake."

shutupitsmine commented on BREAKING: Bomb Threats Spur Evacuations at MGM Tower

"All the ICM agents are at the Coffee Bean in the CAA courtyard eyeballing the merchandise."

shutupitsmine commented on Superhero to Be Seth Rogen Vomits His Way to Fighting Shape

"@alice__k: Lucky for you then, cause that will be the only thing not digitally enhanced for Green Hornet."

shutupitsmine commented on Tyra Banks Pretends To Be Married To Barack Obama

"Man, between Ryan Adams "verbally berating Mandy Moore" and the (verified?) rumors that Zac Braff beat her, she really has shit taste in men, doesn't she?"

shutupitsmine commented on 'America's Got Talent' Impersonator Fools Even World's Foremost Ozzyologist, Sharon Osbourne

"@kookla: Yeah, I kind of got the feeling that this is how the Osbourne's spice up their marriage."

shutupitsmine commented on Why Keira Knightley’s Newest Rival Will Never Be ‘The Next’ Pout-y Princess

"The book (and the script) are freaking hilarious."

shutupitsmine commented on Sickos Derive Pleasure From Public Sex; Police Baffled

"The Canadian Memorial is in France?"

shutupitsmine commented on 'American Teen': Finally, the Movie That Makes the Multiplex Safe for Fake Reality

"This movie feels so staged it is hard to believe it is any more authentic than a slap fight on "The Hills." Maybe it is real, maybe she found the one high school where kids knew how to have their angst with act breaks but I kinda doubt it."