Shemp Baldwin commented on Lourdes: When Mom's Away, The Fashion Sense Will Pay

"I wasn't talking about the commenters, I was talking about the headline, which seems to invite snarking."

Shemp Baldwin commented on Lourdes: When Mom's Away, The Fashion Sense Will Pay

"I think I'm beginning to understand the commenting policy more, it's coming into focus."

Shemp Baldwin commented on Salon Wants Gay Sons. Do You?

"To add insult to injury, this isn't even the first time Salon has published this drivel."

Shemp Baldwin commented on We Are Definitely Not Fucking Matt Damon

"@AFever thanks for the kind words earlier and also to all the Jezzies who pointed out the hypocrisy on display here."

Shemp Baldwin commented on We Are Definitely Not Fucking Matt Damon

"@AFever: @westendgirl: @mocena:@Sasquatch Yes, it does seem that there's a double standard going on here."

Shemp Baldwin commented on Pop Quiz: Is This Colin Farrell, or the Hot Homeless Dude Outside Trader Joe's?

"He's going to wind up playing the hot homeless guy who impregnated one or more of those Gloucester pregnancy pact girls in the Diablo Cody-penned cinematic reimagining."

Shemp Baldwin commented on Brandeis University released

"Team Wolfman."

Shemp Baldwin commented on Teen Sex Gains Mainstream Approval With JC Penney Ad

"But in real life, in a situation where you have seconds to spare to get your clothes on, what about flushed faces, bedhead etc?"

Shemp Baldwin commented on Why Good Girls Anne Hathaway And Jennifer Aniston Are Dating Schmucks

"I don't like John Mayer much, but does he really deserve to be thrown in the same trashcan as Anne H.'s BF?"

Shemp Baldwin commented on Alexyss Tylor In "Bitches Verses Sissies"

"They should clone her twice and then put all three of her on the View with Joy Behar."