Let's talk about ass gerbils some more.

HOLY SHIT! Seriously, did you swerve off the road when you thought of that? --slow clap--

I just try to keep up with you, sister. By the time I think of one pun, you have already written five. Can't wait for the next one. :)

Hey there. Yeah, I get way too worked up when we get into a "pun off." Looking forward to the next :)

Aww..I had to miss the Zombie fun. "Rear Entry Window" jinx though was Twilight Zone creepy.

You. Always partying without me.

You know I loves ya. Be right back.

Duh, I think everyone knows that. But if anyone has any doubts, just let 'em know I'm with you, hotness. :-)

re:the Julia Child thread..you sir are a madman! Don't go changing..

BTW that Aug 14 message referencing laughter-induced tears, hoarseness and fish-centric movie titles was from your fan lawyergay, in case it seemed oddly anonymous.

I just got home and started reading the Julia Child thread. I am literally tear-streaked and hoarse from laughing so hard. Goddamn you are good! (For some reason, the fish-based titles really sent me over the edge.)

Tofu again. Tell me about it. I work in media sales, so it is painfully obvious when I am doing nothing all day. I hope you write, because you are razor sharp :)

Hey, this is Tofu in case my name doesn't show up. Seriously, you made my day. I can't believe I killed the whole afternoon coming up with movie/food puns. You crack me up.

You are tops, kid. TOPS!

You, my dear, are too cute. :-)

I think about you even on the weekends. :-)

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Aw, shucks ma'am...
*kicks dirt shyly*

Thanks for the lurve! I've been following your exploits for some time now and your comment means a lot to me. ;)

@scroll_lock: How did I not see this? You made me laugh so hard I almost cried today. The Joan Rivers collection on QVC was what did it.