ruz commented on DJ AM Welcomed Home in Uncannily Obamaesque Fashion

"What do you mean by "Obama-influenced"?"

ruz commented on Morning Blogdome: The Redskins Installed a Special Package for Chris Cooley

"I know the guy who got kicked in the balls for the White Sox tickets (he's a friend of my dad) and I'd say there was about a 98% chance that he was drunk enough that he didn't even feel the kick."

ruz commented on I Like The Broken West

"Hooray for the Broken West!"

ruz commented on Sean Avery's Internship At Vogue Begins

"A minimum wage job for the summer is probably gonna be around $5,000, if not a little more. Minimum wage in New York is $7.15/hr $7.15 * 40 = $286.00/wk Let's say the internship goes through Labor Day Weekend, that's 16 weeks, so it looks like he'll be pulling down $4,576. So, yeah, good thing they clarified that he wasn't making $5K..."

ruz commented on Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller's LAX Handbag Assault)

"I hope this means that Will is in the process of posting about Ronaldo over on Defamer..."

ruz commented on We Have A Feeling Idolator Readers Will Go Above And Beyond This Norm

" 34,865 fies, 174.4 GB And I just started a mass-delete project, the first batch of which is at [www.cruzich.com] Part two should happen later this week."

ruz commented on The Macarena: It Lives, Perhaps Improbably

" It's a minor-league baseball staple, for when the person in charge of between-innings music is sick of the Chicken Dance."