rtisovec commented on Mark Wahlberg Thinks 'SNL' And Their Stupid Impression Of Him Can Suck It

"Can we get the goat from the SNL skit to replace Johnny Drama, as the goat had a better beard and more personality."

rtisovec commented on 'House Bunny' Pays Hugh Hefner in Product-Placement Mishap

"Did he get a cut of Beverly Hills Chihuahua too?"

rtisovec commented on Oily, Naked Britney Releases 'Womanizer' Video

"You're so over, baby you're so over, you're so over baby,You're so over, baby you're so over, you're so over baby,Youare a mother ofTwoYou can't sing canYouHave to pose mostlyNudeJust to sell your album..."

rtisovec commented on Because Why Not?

"The brownies are fudgy, moist and delicious, but Julia Alison is only 2 out of 3."

rtisovec commented on Our 'Commenters of the Week' Win Corner Table, Breadsticks

"Just happy to be included as I am nowhere near either coast."

rtisovec commented on Hef's New Twins's Turn-Ons Include Appearing on 'The Girls Next Door'

"We've seen the written portion of the test, but I bet these 2 excel in the oral examination."

rtisovec commented on Holly Madison Confirms She is The First Victim of Hef's Bedroom Downsizing Campaign

"Normally when young women want fame in Hollywood, they resort to posing nude."

rtisovec commented on Jackie Mason Thinks 'Sick Yenta' Sarah Silverman Oughta Shut Her Punim

"I'd vote for McCain if the first step in his platform was to destroy all copies of Caddyshack II and any past episodes of "Chicken Soup.""

rtisovec commented on Madonna Has Put A-Rod Back In Her Batter's Box

"Did Steinbrenner pay A-Rod with a time machine rather than cash, because if so, this makes perfect sense."

rtisovec commented on 'Gay Rapist' Actor Surprisingly Cool About His Sexuality

"Is it still raping your gay partner if he's obviously using the "Twinkie Defense?""