rtisovec commented on Jake Gyllenhaal Has Is A Sweet Ride

"Isn't this a still from the "Sex and the City" movie?"

rtisovec commented on In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green

"Since Megan is attracted to white people who are self absorbed and into hip hop, I would imagine Justin Timberlake as her new BF."

rtisovec commented on Get Psyched For The Most Drug-Taking, Sex-Having Harry Potter Yet

"I am personally looking forward to the scene where he chases his Nimbus 2000 down the drain of the worst toilet in Hogwarts."

rtisovec commented on Is 'Hancock' Half-Cocked?

"Xenu should have thrown the script in the volcano."

rtisovec commented on Why Jessica Simpson Remains Convinced She Is Happy, In Love, And Famous: She Thinks It's Still 1999

"Is "eatin' lots of funnel cake" a euphemism for something?"

rtisovec commented on Hogan Family Learns Hilarious Lesson: To Violate a Restraining Order, You Must Actually Have One

"Tow words."

rtisovec commented on Kathy Griffin Admits The Woz Never Got Inside Her Floppy Drive

"The Woz is the rockstar of the computer world."

rtisovec commented on Crisis Averted: Jessica Simpson Defuses Rumor that Poppa Joe Fit Her For Training Bra

"Joe associates double D's as meaning that he's pretty sure she hasn't lost one of them to breast cancer."

rtisovec commented on A Guide to the Weird Ronson Family

"Did Mick Jones write Double Vision about the twins?"

rtisovec commented on Which Hottest Woman In The 'Maxim' Universe Totally Blew Off Jeremy Piven At The Guys Choice Awards?

"@bess marvin, girl detective: OMG, for those of us who desire the younger Angelina, she's the one."

rtisovec commented on Which Hottest Woman In The 'Maxim' Universe Totally Blew Off Jeremy Piven At The Guys Choice Awards?

"The coinslot that launched 1000 pervs, kind of Homer for the 21st century."

rtisovec commented on Lesbian Elephants, Anti-Comedy and More Winning Buzz From 'The Love Guru''s Opening Day

"I hope his soon to be ex wife's alimony doesn't hinge on his income based on this movie, because if so, that girl will be eating at a soup kitchen in Alberta next week."

rtisovec commented on You Want This? Psyche! You Can't Have It!

"She's so thin, she's probably the kind of girl that you could have sex with and watch your penis going in and out of her by looking at her abdomen."

rtisovec commented on The Second TBS Saw The 'Match Game' Pilot, They Threw It Right On The Pile Marked...Blank

"I'm going to quit my job."

rtisovec commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Britney Spears Enjoys Some Poolside Chicken Fingers

"Cloris Leachman in the Privacywatch, and Teri Garr with Letterman on the page as well, I think someone has Young Frankenstein stuck in their DVD player."

rtisovec commented on "This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "

"Drunken Stepfather should get a reprieve as McConaughey is just reliving the Red Hot Chili Peppers albums, this one being "sexy Mexican Maid" Can't wait until he gets to Sie Psycho Sexy."

rtisovec commented on Dave And Teri: A Love Story

"I'd take Teri Garr over Lindsay, Britney or Paris any day."

rtisovec commented on Uncensored Katie Couric Is Kind Of Hot

"Larry King doesn't understand YouTube because the walls of his crypt are impenetrable to Wi-Fi."