el smrtmnky's Messages

el smrtmnky commented on Burroughs and Disney Drop Acid, Create Animated Martian Dictionary

"well, this gives nic cage a few more ideas for kids names."

http://io9.com/5045502/#c7599440 5:32 PM on Sep 4

el smrtmnky commented on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Get Expert Tips For Surviving Excruciating Toronto Reunion

"well, i hope this doesn't ruin their homecoming dance plans."

http://defamer.com/5045564/#c7599263 5:23 PM on Sep 4

el smrtmnky commented on 'America's Next Top Model' Boldly Going Wherever A Set Budget Of $149 Will Take Them

"who let joey heatherton back on tv?"

http://defamer.com/5045680/#c7598993 5:08 PM on Sep 4

el smrtmnky commented on All Of Free World Hoping McCain Drops Dead After Election Day

"@bess marvin, girl detective: i believe it's 'snowbilly'"

http://defamer.com/5045557/#c7596081 2:27 PM on Sep 4

el smrtmnky commented on Busted!

"Disney Queen meet Disney queen"

http://defamer.com/400922/#c7572161 5:28 PM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on Fire Up Your Oscars: Here Come Da 'Milk'!

"Dead Man Sashaying"

http://defamer.com/5045059/#c7570947 4:24 PM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on Inside Alec Baldwin: A 'Nudist,' A 'Homosexual,' A Rock Music Aficionado, And a Tormented Soul

"i'm all flustered now."

http://defamer.com/5045063/#c7570225 3:36 PM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on Seth's Rogenitals Not On Display In 'Zack And Miri' Redband Trailer

"Rogenitals."

http://defamer.com/5044938/#c7567880 1:51 PM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest

"bruce jenner"

http://defamer.com/5044977/#c7567562 1:39 PM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on '90210': Meet the New Brenda, Who Can't. Stop. Smiling!

"it's like an osmand family special."

http://defamer.com/5044855/#c7561798 9:48 AM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on The New 90210: "Blows. Bites. Sucks."

"@the supergoddess: actually, my friend and i went 'Aaaaah!' then we giggled and smoked another bowl."

http://gawker.com/5044811/#c7560972 9:15 AM on Sep 3

el smrtmnky commented on 'Jackie Brown,' and Other Glaring Mistakes on the LA Times's Top 25 Films List

"What about Angel?"

http://defamer.com/5044606/#c7552039 6:43 PM on Sep 2

el smrtmnky commented on Helen Mirren Not as Down on Cocaine, Date Rapes As You Might Think

"@SunnydaZe10: and never follow a hippie to a second location"

http://defamer.com/5044515/#c7550335 5:13 PM on Sep 2

el smrtmnky commented on How Bristol and Levi Reveal Us As the Real Rednecks

"@eyekantspel: *snort*"

http://gawker.com/5044243/#c7548709 3:31 PM on Sep 2

el smrtmnky commented on Sometimes There's So Much Booty In the World, It Feels Like Kevin Spacey Can't Take It

"21...almost"

http://defamer.com/5044384/#c7544050 12:33 PM on Sep 2

el smrtmnky commented on The Ice Cream Man Code

"what would you do for a Klondyke bar?"

http://defamer.com/400879/#c7543923 12:29 PM on Sep 2

el smrtmnky commented on Sarah Palin vs. Liz Lemon: Who'd Make the Better Veep?

"@Pardon_The_Bad_Post: not unlike our current idiot in chief who was a cokehead and still managed to get elected."

http://defamer.com/5043558/#c7507225 12:15 PM on Aug 29

el smrtmnky commented on Orlando Bloom: Tough Yet Adorable

"dykes on bikes this late in the season?"

http://defamer.com/400858/#c7504480 10:29 AM on Aug 29

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Robert Downey Jr. Falls Deeper Down The Mustache Hole

'90210': Meet the New Brenda, Who Can't. Stop. Smiling!

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